impossible ortolan
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Melbourne Lefty FGC trash. He/him. RIP cohost. Banner art by @auraisbad.bsky.social
ah dang, discord's asking for age verification so i can view restricted channels
December 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
ah dang, discord's asking for age verification so i can view restricted channels
sold your inheritance for 4 digit view counts
have you guys seen what the escapist magazine youtube channel looks like lately
December 10, 2025 at 11:04 AM
sold your inheritance for 4 digit view counts
only time i ever feel the limitations of 1080p is playing a tactical shooter like red orchestra or hell let loose and squinting at 10 pixel blurs in the distance trying to figure out if they're enemies or not
December 8, 2025 at 7:40 AM
only time i ever feel the limitations of 1080p is playing a tactical shooter like red orchestra or hell let loose and squinting at 10 pixel blurs in the distance trying to figure out if they're enemies or not
better investment than quibi at least
What the everloving fuck is this
They wonder why people think government is a sick joke
Nah, we won't stop funding fossil fuels, or stop gambling ads, or regulate AI. We'll do an unworkable and idiotic social media ban for kids...
Oh and here's a pile of cash for private equity because Tim Tams.
They wonder why people think government is a sick joke
Nah, we won't stop funding fossil fuels, or stop gambling ads, or regulate AI. We'll do an unworkable and idiotic social media ban for kids...
Oh and here's a pile of cash for private equity because Tim Tams.
December 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
better investment than quibi at least
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Australian government genuinely just did the meme
December 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Australian government genuinely just did the meme
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'SBS — an associate member of EBU and Australia's official broadcaster of the competition — said its "participation in and coverage of Eurovision will continue in 2026".'
www.sbs.com.au/news/article...
www.sbs.com.au/news/article...
Israel to perform at Eurovision 2026 as Spain, Netherlands, Ireland and Slovenia withdraw
Israel's participation has divided opinion in the contest, which has a history of entanglement in political rivalries and international issues.
www.sbs.com.au
December 7, 2025 at 5:43 AM
'SBS — an associate member of EBU and Australia's official broadcaster of the competition — said its "participation in and coverage of Eurovision will continue in 2026".'
www.sbs.com.au/news/article...
www.sbs.com.au/news/article...
there's something deeply wrong with someone who wants to be a screw. no surprise they jump at the opportunity to join the new einsatzgruppen
“We’re broken and we’re being poached by ICE...
People are leaving in droves"
Corrections officers are jumping ship for more lucrative jobs at ICE, which offers $50,000 starting bonuses, tuition reimbursement & better pay than the prison system
✏️ by: @keribla.bsky.social
for @propublica.org
People are leaving in droves"
Corrections officers are jumping ship for more lucrative jobs at ICE, which offers $50,000 starting bonuses, tuition reimbursement & better pay than the prison system
✏️ by: @keribla.bsky.social
for @propublica.org
As Federal Prisons Run Low on Food and Toilet Paper, Corrections Officers Leave in Droves for ICE
Many of the problems the agency is facing now are not new, but staff and prisoners fear an exodus of officers could make life behind bars even worse.
www.propublica.org
December 7, 2025 at 7:32 AM
there's something deeply wrong with someone who wants to be a screw. no surprise they jump at the opportunity to join the new einsatzgruppen
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oi a gorblins done nicked me amulet
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
oi a gorblins done nicked me amulet
every time i hear about the korean manosphere i like to imagine there's one guy over there who's still doing 2010s "is he bothering you" male feminism
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
every time i hear about the korean manosphere i like to imagine there's one guy over there who's still doing 2010s "is he bothering you" male feminism
so you like "rollback netcode" huh
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
so you like "rollback netcode" huh
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Looking forward to their co-authored tome:
Hillbilly Suppository
Hillbilly Suppository
December 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Looking forward to their co-authored tome:
Hillbilly Suppository
Hillbilly Suppository
SETTLEMENTS: The Myth Of White Urbanism
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
SETTLEMENTS: The Myth Of White Urbanism
crazy to think about the stuff that gets you banned here compared to all the oligarchs gloating about profiting from atrocities
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence" on immigration and defense policy.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
crazy to think about the stuff that gets you banned here compared to all the oligarchs gloating about profiting from atrocities
didn't you used to constantly make fun of jack thompson on screwattack
Horses shows "abuse, gory imagery (mutilation, blood), depictions of slavery, physical and psychological torture, domestic abuse, sexual assault, suicide"
It also implies someone is r*ped until they die. It's implied someone comitts necrophillia on the corpse.
Why are we mad about this ban?
It also implies someone is r*ped until they die. It's implied someone comitts necrophillia on the corpse.
Why are we mad about this ban?
December 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
didn't you used to constantly make fun of jack thompson on screwattack
reservoir, melbourne, australia. house with a trump 2024 flag on it, and displaying some sort of photoshop or ai image out the window of trump as a frank frazetta barbarian type figure. what are we doing here man.
December 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
reservoir, melbourne, australia. house with a trump 2024 flag on it, and displaying some sort of photoshop or ai image out the window of trump as a frank frazetta barbarian type figure. what are we doing here man.
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People would be shocked if this wasn't the first time Clinton engaged in outright genocide denial but, ya know, it's not.
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
People would be shocked if this wasn't the first time Clinton engaged in outright genocide denial but, ya know, it's not.
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We're watching the wholesale burning of every scrap of dignity afforded to trans people in the UK, their rights, their medical services, their employment, their place within society, their bodily functions.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
December 3, 2025 at 11:54 AM
We're watching the wholesale burning of every scrap of dignity afforded to trans people in the UK, their rights, their medical services, their employment, their place within society, their bodily functions.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
when's this getting to flatpak?
December 1, 2025 at 11:57 AM
when's this getting to flatpak?
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Do you think George Michael died on Christmas Day so you could avoid him? Grow up
December 1, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Do you think George Michael died on Christmas Day so you could avoid him? Grow up
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For the Mrs. Trunchbull in us all.
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
For the Mrs. Trunchbull in us all.
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Even Marc Jacobs makes ($1850) mistakes.
December 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Even Marc Jacobs makes ($1850) mistakes.
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