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Melbourne Lefty FGC trash. He/him. RIP cohost. Banner art by @auraisbad.bsky.social
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Australians fought in Palestine to help deliver the region from Ottoman control to the British Empire. "Liberated", Herzog's specific word, is pure colonial language - pure orientalism.
February 10, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Australians fought in Palestine to help deliver the region from Ottoman control to the British Empire. "Liberated", Herzog's specific word, is pure colonial language - pure orientalism.
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“It was Australian soldiers who liberated the Holy Land”
Mate, you’ve literally bulldozed our war graves in Gaza
Mate, you’ve literally bulldozed our war graves in Gaza
February 10, 2026 at 11:34 AM
“It was Australian soldiers who liberated the Holy Land”
Mate, you’ve literally bulldozed our war graves in Gaza
Mate, you’ve literally bulldozed our war graves in Gaza
vividly imagining her alienating the only people who could be receptive to her message there by cluelessly calling them irish
American conservative Erika Kirk is expected to visit Northern Ireland as part of a tour to recruit young people to Turning Point, the organisation founded by her murdered husband.
Widow of murdered US activist Charlie Kirk to recruit students on NI visit
Ex-DUP MP Ian Paisley backing plan to launch branch of Christian-right group Turning Point here
www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk
February 10, 2026 at 1:26 PM
vividly imagining her alienating the only people who could be receptive to her message there by cluelessly calling them irish
hate to be sent to Mr Beast's Debtor's Juvie
MrBeast has acquired Step, a teen-focused financial app valued at $900 million, in a deal reportedly worth over $1 billion
February 10, 2026 at 10:51 AM
hate to be sent to Mr Beast's Debtor's Juvie
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This reminds me of one of my absolute favourite manosphere images.
February 10, 2026 at 10:18 AM
This reminds me of one of my absolute favourite manosphere images.
google had all of epstein's emails for years and i guess all they did with that was learn how to market to nonces better
February 10, 2026 at 10:44 AM
google had all of epstein's emails for years and i guess all they did with that was learn how to market to nonces better
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Image related to current happenings
February 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Image related to current happenings
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we may require your government ID, legal name, and full address, but we delete that information as soon as we verify your age! (three weeks pass) hey so our servers got hacked and you guys are not gonna believe what happened to your government IDs, legal names, and full addresses that we deleted
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
we may require your government ID, legal name, and full address, but we delete that information as soon as we verify your age! (three weeks pass) hey so our servers got hacked and you guys are not gonna believe what happened to your government IDs, legal names, and full addresses that we deleted
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Something to remember as you watch this footage is that NSW Police approved the antisemitic National Socialist Network demonstration outside of NSW Parliament House.
Extraordinary footage. Police pulling off people engaged in peaceful prayer.
February 9, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Something to remember as you watch this footage is that NSW Police approved the antisemitic National Socialist Network demonstration outside of NSW Parliament House.
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One of the most pathetic pictures of anyone I've ever seen
February 9, 2026 at 9:55 AM
One of the most pathetic pictures of anyone I've ever seen
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Australian cops act like Australian cops
Online: what are we, a bunch of YANKS?
Online: what are we, a bunch of YANKS?
February 9, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Australian cops act like Australian cops
Online: what are we, a bunch of YANKS?
Online: what are we, a bunch of YANKS?
guy has his hands up, but the bozo trips over his own bike so his trog mates join in
Shared with us from Sydney happening now. He had his hands up.
February 9, 2026 at 10:25 AM
guy has his hands up, but the bozo trips over his own bike so his trog mates join in
why is Ilsa so homophobic
February 9, 2026 at 4:52 AM
why is Ilsa so homophobic
feels like every time someone asks rfk jr a tough question, his go-to response is to remind people of his lifelong commitment to evil
Doocy: "The new face of RealFood .gov is Mike Tyson. How did you settle on someone who was most famous for eating Evander Holyfield's ear?"
RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
feels like every time someone asks rfk jr a tough question, his go-to response is to remind people of his lifelong commitment to evil
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NFL getting Bad Bunny + FIFA sucking up to Trump is gonna have flyover chuds calling it “hand egg” by the summer
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
NFL getting Bad Bunny + FIFA sucking up to Trump is gonna have flyover chuds calling it “hand egg” by the summer
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CASTER: The cheers from the crowd are deafening here at the Arima Kinen! As the racers round the final corner, Gold Ship makes her way towards the front! Can she take the lead?
GOLD SHIP (turning to the camera): Bet on your favorite Umamusume today on DraftKings. Get $300 in bonus bets with promo c
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February 9, 2026 at 1:06 AM
CASTER: The cheers from the crowd are deafening here at the Arima Kinen! As the racers round the final corner, Gold Ship makes her way towards the front! Can she take the lead?
GOLD SHIP (turning to the camera): Bet on your favorite Umamusume today on DraftKings. Get $300 in bonus bets with promo c
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never see anyone doing anything with decommissioned military boats like what crazy rich guys do with disarmed AFVs. Have to imagine it'd be tricky to get anything bigger than a brown-water patrol boat.
Why is it always yachts?
If I was rich I'd get one of those old timey canal boats that look like a train car evolved to be aquatic.
If I was rich I'd get one of those old timey canal boats that look like a train car evolved to be aquatic.
February 8, 2026 at 12:36 PM
never see anyone doing anything with decommissioned military boats like what crazy rich guys do with disarmed AFVs. Have to imagine it'd be tricky to get anything bigger than a brown-water patrol boat.
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damn zackbros
🗳️ How young men would vote in #GE2029:
🟢 Grn: 30% (+18)
🔴 Lab: 21% (-19)
🟠 Lib: 17% (+1)
🔵 Con: 12% (+2)
➡️ Ref: 12% (=)
Via @YouGov, 14 Dec - 9 Jan (+/- vs GE2024)
🟢 Grn: 30% (+18)
🔴 Lab: 21% (-19)
🟠 Lib: 17% (+1)
🔵 Con: 12% (+2)
➡️ Ref: 12% (=)
Via @YouGov, 14 Dec - 9 Jan (+/- vs GE2024)
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 AM
damn zackbros
NSW Police saying Isaac Herzog has Sovereign Immunity makes me imagine a universe where they find Hitler hiding in Guyana and he also tries a sovereign immunity defence
February 8, 2026 at 10:29 AM
NSW Police saying Isaac Herzog has Sovereign Immunity makes me imagine a universe where they find Hitler hiding in Guyana and he also tries a sovereign immunity defence
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LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 AM
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
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Working in the Toronto film industry is funny because there's at least one person on every set who's worked on MrBeast games and when you mention it they look at you like this
February 7, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Working in the Toronto film industry is funny because there's at least one person on every set who's worked on MrBeast games and when you mention it they look at you like this
why did cormac mccarthy ever bother writing anything. we could have just been showing everybody this picture the first time they learned about the american southwest.
February 7, 2026 at 10:03 AM
why did cormac mccarthy ever bother writing anything. we could have just been showing everybody this picture the first time they learned about the american southwest.