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NamaTakahashi(生高橋) @namataka.bsky.social · 51m

ElecHead 4th Anniversary Sale – 50% OFF! 🎉

Available until October 14th!

Steam
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Nintendo Switch
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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 1d

hell no jinjo i see you on this corner every fuckin day

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 3d

everyone hated this one i think you all lack imaginations and are scared of innovative new ideas

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 3d

having a crazy small micropenis must open up so many opportunities imagine if you could crack the top off a soft boiled egg and fuck the shit out of it

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 6d

lactose intolerance 😍

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 9d

Jane Goodall died today. The zoologist, ethnologist, and Shaolin master was defeated in a savage lightning storm upon the mountaintop by her former apprentice, a sinister chimp who has left to study at the Wu-Tang monastery. And now, it is left to me to avenge her. I will kill the evil Wu-Tang ape!

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 8d

i have been making "youtube poop"...

youtube poop: little riding hood

YouTube video by Slurry Geyser

www.youtube.com

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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 9d

We went to Monkey World. Lots of different monkeys.

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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 13d

She was pallid. He was ruddy. What the fuck do I have to say to you

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 16d

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DevMsg.txt @devmsg-txt.bsky.social · 17d

HELLOW MY NAME IS TAKASHI OHARA.I AM WALKING DYNAMIC DEBUGGING TOOL. I AM &h17 YEARS OLD. I AM SINGLE . SO IF YOU KNOW NICE LADY,PLEASE INTRODUCE HER TO ME!!!!

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 18d

10 years ago they made a whole RPG based on the music video "story of undertale"

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 18d

i already picked Craver Savey so you can't have that one.

jack M @balan.bsky.social · 18d

You're going into witness protection but you have to choose your new name from this list of possibly fictional backers of a dubiously funded kickstarter game

VVIP Credits!

Byle Harris, Wendi Ulrika, Fleur Smith, Halseth Farlen, Andi Wipprech, Hoven Raddesa, Carl Robinson, Isauro C, Macker Gream, Jorge Hernandez, Jack Thomas, Pavel Gurkis, Victoria Souza, Sumay Hassan, Nathaniel, Pedro Wilas, Jackie Lopez, Wilson Garcia, Hacknei Golish, Susan Estrams, Samson Umswa, Salla J. Cook, Heeth Schlte, Adam Bailey, Debra Shawler, Mikaela Zuchs, Adilina Calevans, Antonio Campana, Jaime Lopez, Milo Jackson, Paul, Tamara Whilm, Haziel Guimaraes, Nicolai Borg, A.Thakur, Jake Nebarez, Gebray Provins, Eric Crutcher, Charles Vargas, Wes Matie, Leo Rundell, Walter, Eugene Simmons, NOAH, Arnold Deglia, Wane Tung, Comb Feldstich, Biele Feldt, Salee Corvery, Savelry Giewicz, Zaya Cruea, Zulema Casasi, Cascia Bork, Jose Martinez, Evener Chaiken, Ben White, Rossean Busbinni, Alice Gom , Craver Savey, Carter Forte, Albert Jenkins.

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 19d

no actually its too hard delete this

jack M @balan.bsky.social · 23d

with silksong being so great i now know why people wouldn't shut up about it for years, there's just one thing i don't get, how did they know to be excited for it, seeing as hollow knight is MID...?

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 23d

silksong is pretty much a perfect game and they got the difficulty level just right. rip to anyone who says its too hard, that means you're even worse at games than me! ouch

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 26d

heres to another 5!

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · 26d

it got to about 50 miles but the mods intervened and destroyed his entire dick

cerne abbas giant drawn on a map but his john thomas is missing, the text below shows that a user with the tag MOD was the one who erased it

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Rogie @rogiesaturn.bsky.social · 27d

this game is great, you can witness the strange running woman and even explode baby

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · Sep 11

silksong...

jack M @balan.bsky.social · Sep 10

white house physician claims donald trump is mentally sharp and in excellent health for his age but is "one diarrhea attack away from full-blown shit madness"

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · Sep 7

every time i see a homemade weather balloon i think of him.

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orgamecha @orgamecha.bsky.social · Sep 6

tiktok users be like i had seggs with an unalive person

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jack M @balan.bsky.social · Sep 6

don't listen to them... i found it quite scary

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