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And all the girls say I’m pretty fly (for a reply guy)
Anyway time to fire up the leaf blower
December 26, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Anyway time to fire up the leaf blower
We used to be a country
⭐️BANG BANG BOXING DAY SPECIAL⭐️
Join myself and @stephengraham.bsky.social to discuss Regal vs Finley battering the shit out of each other in a car park in 1996, the history of pantomime in Bristol, what was on TV Christmas Day in 1986
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Join myself and @stephengraham.bsky.social to discuss Regal vs Finley battering the shit out of each other in a car park in 1996, the history of pantomime in Bristol, what was on TV Christmas Day in 1986
linktr.ee/bangbangpodc...
December 26, 2025 at 8:33 AM
We used to be a country
I aspire to this vibe
Ukraine’s president Zelensky appears to wish death to Putin in Christmas message
Ukraine’s president Zelensky appears to wish death to Putin in Christmas message
Ukraine’s president Zelensky appears to wish death to Putin in Christmas message
www.independent.co.uk
December 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I aspire to this vibe
Right that’s it I’m done
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Right that’s it I’m done
Pee stored balls
let’s order takeaway
December 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Pee stored balls
Unfashionable opinion I know but… we are all citizens of the globe and borders are bullshit administration anyway.
December 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Unfashionable opinion I know but… we are all citizens of the globe and borders are bullshit administration anyway.
Sam..Altman? Alt-man, is it?
Makes sense.
Makes sense.
December 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Sam..Altman? Alt-man, is it?
Makes sense.
Makes sense.
Wordle you little fuck
December 9, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Wordle you little fuck
$77B because you can’t make friends in real life because you’re a fucking loser
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the ‘Metaverse’ has cost Meta more than $77B
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
$77B because you can’t make friends in real life because you’re a fucking loser
Art 8 of the Rome statue prohibits acts of state aggression without resolution from the UN Security Council so you know, war crime etc.
#venezuela
#venezuela
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Art 8 of the Rome statue prohibits acts of state aggression without resolution from the UN Security Council so you know, war crime etc.
#venezuela
#venezuela
A reminder that the US once sold F-14s to Iran. These planes are still in service. The US had to shred their retired F-14s to stop parts and tech falling into the wrong hands. They’re about to do the same thing with the F-35…
November 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
A reminder that the US once sold F-14s to Iran. These planes are still in service. The US had to shred their retired F-14s to stop parts and tech falling into the wrong hands. They’re about to do the same thing with the F-35…
Wasn't he not so long ago saying the files were a hoax?
November 17, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Wasn't he not so long ago saying the files were a hoax?
This government man...fucking hell
November 17, 2025 at 9:45 AM
This government man...fucking hell
Reposted by FaceFirst
100% this, something so odd about the fact that he was seen as this insanely well connected guy for years, like that one man everyone powerful knew and liked for some reason, when we're yet to see evidence of even one trace of like, basic wit, warmth or charm in those emails
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 9:27 AM
100% this, something so odd about the fact that he was seen as this insanely well connected guy for years, like that one man everyone powerful knew and liked for some reason, when we're yet to see evidence of even one trace of like, basic wit, warmth or charm in those emails
Own Tesla shares - inflate the value beyond insanity - borrow against them - buy income-generating assets = free money.
It's a Ponzi scheme that simply HAS to stay propped up because everyone involved is essentially naked
It's a Ponzi scheme that simply HAS to stay propped up because everyone involved is essentially naked
November 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Own Tesla shares - inflate the value beyond insanity - borrow against them - buy income-generating assets = free money.
It's a Ponzi scheme that simply HAS to stay propped up because everyone involved is essentially naked
It's a Ponzi scheme that simply HAS to stay propped up because everyone involved is essentially naked
'live laugh love' wedding font
November 7, 2025 at 10:07 AM
'live laugh love' wedding font
How the FUCK do Tesla conclude that Musk should be paid $1tn? He has single-handedly ruined the brand and fucked everything up.
November 5, 2025 at 10:58 AM
How the FUCK do Tesla conclude that Musk should be paid $1tn? He has single-handedly ruined the brand and fucked everything up.
Funny af if they retook the Falklands at this point.
October 16, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Funny af if they retook the Falklands at this point.
Labour should be focusing on:
Changing the voting system
Beefing up institutions
Taxing the rich
Investing in infrastructure
Stop worrying about the racists they’re never going to vote for you anyway and besides, they’re cunts.
Changing the voting system
Beefing up institutions
Taxing the rich
Investing in infrastructure
Stop worrying about the racists they’re never going to vote for you anyway and besides, they’re cunts.
October 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Labour should be focusing on:
Changing the voting system
Beefing up institutions
Taxing the rich
Investing in infrastructure
Stop worrying about the racists they’re never going to vote for you anyway and besides, they’re cunts.
Changing the voting system
Beefing up institutions
Taxing the rich
Investing in infrastructure
Stop worrying about the racists they’re never going to vote for you anyway and besides, they’re cunts.
Thing is, people will be harmed by this sort of nonsense for generations.
September 23, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Thing is, people will be harmed by this sort of nonsense for generations.
Not sure what's worse: them knowing what they are doing or them being totally unaware of history.
It's not just the authoritarianism — it's how shameless, how *gleeful* this administration is about it
September 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Not sure what's worse: them knowing what they are doing or them being totally unaware of history.
That guy was by any definition an extremist and used his platform to promote the subjugation of women and to stoke a culture war.
September 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
That guy was by any definition an extremist and used his platform to promote the subjugation of women and to stoke a culture war.
Fucking embarrassing, having Mandalson as best pal
September 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Fucking embarrassing, having Mandalson as best pal
Jeeez man this bunch of fucking sexcases. Fucking wrongun's to a man.
September 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Jeeez man this bunch of fucking sexcases. Fucking wrongun's to a man.