The way that major healthcare institutions have just decided the rules don't apply when it comes to trans people. Research ethics? Consent? Basic human dignity? Those would just be too inconvenient and it's only a bunch of trannies.

they don’t want you to know how they treat prisoners because it will grieve you to know it, which is natural and human, and because of your normal human reaction you will want the system changed. It’s important to them that your natural aversion to how the system works not be engaged.

I’ve been circling a cursed thought for a while and it’s time to let it out: These guys are Disney Adults for fascism.

clipping. is playing the Constellation Room again next year and I wanna go but if I request off any more time in February my manager is gonna knock me out

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

I need people to stop referring to conversion "therapy" as something that's been discredited or doesn't work. That's like saying torture is "discredited" or doesn't work. That they don't work for their stated purpose is secondary to the fact that they DO work for their REAL purpose:

Melody: *Trump voice* I'm the least racist person I know

me: that might actually be true, just not in the way he's trying to imply

*takes massive bong rip*

Sometimes it’s hard to tell if the bad guys know they’re losing, so it’s important to read it when they say it out loud.

THE RADICAL LEFTISTS HAVE KILLED OUR BUSINESS
[also we got bought out by private equity who shuttered the store and fired everyone]
BUT IT WAS MOSTLY THE RADICAL LEFTISTS
also can we have a federal bailout 🥹

Nothing says “stopping corruption” like appointing a sock puppet to your cabinet www.politico.eu/article/alba...

I go at 10:30 on Tuesdays because that's when all the theaters by me have discounts. No, I am not in my 70s

If only there was a physical process whereby one Coen could claim natural dominance over the other

Mamdani was 9 years old on 9/11. This is just gutter racism from Debra Messing.

... did they have Charlie on the brain? like how did we get here?

now I haven't done a lot of shopping in the past few years because I'm poor and would rather go to concerts, but when the FUCK did dresses at Torrid start going for 90+ goddamn dollars???

we have this new courtesy clerk and I've never heard a human really as much as this dude. and you can't tell him anything, he knows everything, even though, if he can't figure out where an item goes, he puts it in reclamation to get distressed out because God forbid he ask

Just saw the absolutely gruesome phrase “gambling influencer”, what a world we’ve made for ourselves

me: okay but i would bop to that song on the radio

Mel: that's the most on brand thing you've ever said

i was unfamiliar with the game of EVERYONE in the movie, apparently

the soundtrack to Jennifer's Body is so perfectly 2009 i am obsessed

at the ASG presser, I had mentioned in my question that Atlanta is the only city in the US where a journalist has been detained by ICE for doing his job. this is cruel and unnecessary and, plainly, a violation of human rights. it was the case months ago and still is the case now. fuck ICE.

look, the fridge in my apartment isn’t perfect. mystifyingly uneven temperature distribution in there. however i will take it any day over a fridge trying to sell me the extreme fart expansion pack