Scary Ghost Lauries
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I'm just a girl, standing in front of her government, asking for as much bodily autonomy as a corpse. (She/Her)
Has anyone tried showing Mark Cuban his grave?
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December 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Has anyone tried showing Mark Cuban his grave?
*Taps the sign again.*
Does Mark Cuban have a humiliation kink?
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
*Taps the sign again.*
Mother-in-law gave us all beanies with flashing lights. My sister-in-law's hat says "HO HO HO" across her forehead. I took a gummy before we got here. I am BESIDE MYSELF.
December 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Mother-in-law gave us all beanies with flashing lights. My sister-in-law's hat says "HO HO HO" across her forehead. I took a gummy before we got here. I am BESIDE MYSELF.
I haven't had hair this long in over a decade. I forgot that when I pull a stray hair off my shirt it just keeps going like a magician's handkerchief.
December 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I haven't had hair this long in over a decade. I forgot that when I pull a stray hair off my shirt it just keeps going like a magician's handkerchief.
They weren't underage women; they were children.
It wasn't sex; it was rape.
They are child molesters.
They should be in prison.
It wasn't sex; it was rape.
They are child molesters.
They should be in prison.
December 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
They weren't underage women; they were children.
It wasn't sex; it was rape.
They are child molesters.
They should be in prison.
It wasn't sex; it was rape.
They are child molesters.
They should be in prison.
Almost amused they told us artists to learn to code when ai started taking our jobs, and now they're like actually ai's gonna do that too.
December 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Almost amused they told us artists to learn to code when ai started taking our jobs, and now they're like actually ai's gonna do that too.
I didn't know if Car Shield was a scam, then I saw who was advertising it. Now I'm sure its a scam.
December 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I didn't know if Car Shield was a scam, then I saw who was advertising it. Now I'm sure its a scam.
A special yuletide shout-out to gift bags, the perfect solution for people who can't wrap presents for shit.
December 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
A special yuletide shout-out to gift bags, the perfect solution for people who can't wrap presents for shit.
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the music of nicki minaj got me thru a very hard time in my life but now I wouldn't spit on her if she was on fire
December 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
the music of nicki minaj got me thru a very hard time in my life but now I wouldn't spit on her if she was on fire
I'm celebrating this Winter Solstice knowing that soon I'll get to work with another author as a graphic designer again, doing the layout for a children's book about the wheel of the year. It's two years since I lost my big job, but little jobs keep my dream alive. Blessed Yule!
December 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I'm celebrating this Winter Solstice knowing that soon I'll get to work with another author as a graphic designer again, doing the layout for a children's book about the wheel of the year. It's two years since I lost my big job, but little jobs keep my dream alive. Blessed Yule!
I'm pretty sure Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas radicalized me. Why are these animals participating in capitalism?
December 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I'm pretty sure Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas radicalized me. Why are these animals participating in capitalism?
Me: "Finally, some time to write."
Also me: "I have never wanted to write less than I do in this moment."
Also me: "I have never wanted to write less than I do in this moment."
December 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Me: "Finally, some time to write."
Also me: "I have never wanted to write less than I do in this moment."
Also me: "I have never wanted to write less than I do in this moment."
Do they take the pulp out of pulp-free orange juice to make the kind with lots of pulp, or is it all put together in the factory?
December 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Do they take the pulp out of pulp-free orange juice to make the kind with lots of pulp, or is it all put together in the factory?
I wonder if Jimmy Fallon will host.
Today, Trump declared that the nation will host the first-ever “Patriot Games,” an “unprecedented four-day athletic event” featuring high school athletes, one boy and one girl, from each state and territory.
If you think this sounds like The Hunger Games, you're not alone.
If you think this sounds like The Hunger Games, you're not alone.
Trump just announced his own Hunger Games
In case you needed a reminder that we're living in a fascist hellscape.
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December 20, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I wonder if Jimmy Fallon will host.
If you still don't believe the right is full of rapists and child molesters, bear in mind that Russell Brand used to be all hippie-dippie "Buddhist" until he was me-too'ed, then he ran into the arms of the people he knew would welcome him. Now he's speaking at their events.
December 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
If you still don't believe the right is full of rapists and child molesters, bear in mind that Russell Brand used to be all hippie-dippie "Buddhist" until he was me-too'ed, then he ran into the arms of the people he knew would welcome him. Now he's speaking at their events.
My husband's coworkers asked him what his go-to Pokemon fighting team is, and his answer was "Guys, I'm 46."
December 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
My husband's coworkers asked him what his go-to Pokemon fighting team is, and his answer was "Guys, I'm 46."
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Drag queens and roller derby players shouldn't get to have all the fun with their names. If I were a photographer, I'd be F-stop Fitzgerald. An improviser? Ad-lib Stevenson.
December 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Drag queens and roller derby players shouldn't get to have all the fun with their names. If I were a photographer, I'd be F-stop Fitzgerald. An improviser? Ad-lib Stevenson.
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What gets me about executives at movie/videogame studios being taken aback at consumer backlash to AI is that they seem genuinely surprised that we like the human beings that make the things that we like
December 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
What gets me about executives at movie/videogame studios being taken aback at consumer backlash to AI is that they seem genuinely surprised that we like the human beings that make the things that we like
I didn't even post this in response to a mass shooting. They happen so often now that it was inevitable.
When you offer thoughts and prayers, what are you praying for, exactly? It can't be for gun laws to change, or you'd work to make that happen. Are you praying that the victims will enter your imaginary heaven? You're supposed to be God's hands on earth. Fucking do something!
December 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I didn't even post this in response to a mass shooting. They happen so often now that it was inevitable.
When you offer thoughts and prayers, what are you praying for, exactly? It can't be for gun laws to change, or you'd work to make that happen. Are you praying that the victims will enter your imaginary heaven? You're supposed to be God's hands on earth. Fucking do something!
December 14, 2025 at 6:01 AM
When you offer thoughts and prayers, what are you praying for, exactly? It can't be for gun laws to change, or you'd work to make that happen. Are you praying that the victims will enter your imaginary heaven? You're supposed to be God's hands on earth. Fucking do something!
Just because a song ia called "Hallelujah" or "Like a Prayer" doesn't mean you should sing it in a church or synagogue.
December 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Just because a song ia called "Hallelujah" or "Like a Prayer" doesn't mean you should sing it in a church or synagogue.
I haven't been to church in years, but I bet it would be fun to go on Christmas just to play the Grindr notification sound and see who panics and checks their phones.
December 12, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I haven't been to church in years, but I bet it would be fun to go on Christmas just to play the Grindr notification sound and see who panics and checks their phones.
Does Mark Cuban have a humiliation kink?
December 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Does Mark Cuban have a humiliation kink?
One foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel.
Trump is dying before our eyes. 2 MRIs in 6 months. Now another cognitive test? Why?
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December 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
One foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel.
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Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.