Auntie Hero
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I'm just a girl, standing in front of her government, asking for as much bodily autonomy as a corpse. (She/Her)
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What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
January 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
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"The president of the United States is a pedophile who can't stop bleeding" sounds like something you'd tell your kid to keep them away if you lived on the border
January 1, 2026 at 4:48 PM
"The president of the United States is a pedophile who can't stop bleeding" sounds like something you'd tell your kid to keep them away if you lived on the border
The Grim Reaper is pansexual.
Death comes for us all.
Death comes for us all.
January 1, 2026 at 6:11 AM
The Grim Reaper is pansexual.
Death comes for us all.
Death comes for us all.
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sam altman is just a sales guy with one goal: getting obscenely rich in silicon valley. his big thing previously was an app where you can find your friends on a map and after he sold it it turned out to have 500 users. he's not a stemlord he's just a run of the mill song and dance flim flam man
December 31, 2025 at 4:36 AM
sam altman is just a sales guy with one goal: getting obscenely rich in silicon valley. his big thing previously was an app where you can find your friends on a map and after he sold it it turned out to have 500 users. he's not a stemlord he's just a run of the mill song and dance flim flam man
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Erika Kirk posting a selfie with her husband's corpse with caption "bae caught me sleeping"
December 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Erika Kirk posting a selfie with her husband's corpse with caption "bae caught me sleeping"
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King of Falafel is one of the gems of Astoria. They even catered our baby shower!
Their owner Freddy has stood unapologetically for Palestine. So now, the city is fining him thousands for his “Stop Genocide, #FreePalestine” sign.
Help Freddy pay these hefty fines: www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
Their owner Freddy has stood unapologetically for Palestine. So now, the city is fining him thousands for his “Stop Genocide, #FreePalestine” sign.
Help Freddy pay these hefty fines: www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
Donate to Stand with Freddy: Help King of Falafel and Shawarma, organized by Kyra Sorkin
Since 2002, Freddy Zeideia has owned and operated King of Falafel and… Kyra Sorkin needs your support for Stand with Freddy: Help King of Falafel and Shawarma
www.gofundme.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:36 AM
King of Falafel is one of the gems of Astoria. They even catered our baby shower!
Their owner Freddy has stood unapologetically for Palestine. So now, the city is fining him thousands for his “Stop Genocide, #FreePalestine” sign.
Help Freddy pay these hefty fines: www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
Their owner Freddy has stood unapologetically for Palestine. So now, the city is fining him thousands for his “Stop Genocide, #FreePalestine” sign.
Help Freddy pay these hefty fines: www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
Getting rid of metro cards in favor of an app seems like a really good way to show pickpockets where everyone keeps their phone.
December 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Getting rid of metro cards in favor of an app seems like a really good way to show pickpockets where everyone keeps their phone.
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as someone who's only visited new york as a tourist i hope they bring back the tokens. it feels like going to a transit themed Chuck E Cheese
December 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
as someone who's only visited new york as a tourist i hope they bring back the tokens. it feels like going to a transit themed Chuck E Cheese
Halloween in the late 90s, I was in New York City dressed as an angel. Fairuza Balk and I passed on the sidewalk and nodded like we knew each other.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Halloween in the late 90s, I was in New York City dressed as an angel. Fairuza Balk and I passed on the sidewalk and nodded like we knew each other.
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MTG "broke" with maga for the same reason a bank robber leaves the bank.
December 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
MTG "broke" with maga for the same reason a bank robber leaves the bank.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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OK lemme take a break from being shitty to shitty people and ask you to please consider helping two wonderful humans and their equally wonderful dog.
If that means sharing the post because you aren’t in a position to donate, that’s still generous of you.
www.gofundme.com/f/a-christma...
If that means sharing the post because you aren’t in a position to donate, that’s still generous of you.
www.gofundme.com/f/a-christma...
Donate to A Christmas Miracle: Help Cover Tyrion’s Surgery Costs, organized by Jeff Feldman
Our little man, Tyrion, needed surgery for a torn ACL and MCL. He … Jeff Feldman needs your support for A Christmas Miracle: Help Cover Tyrion’s Surgery Costs
www.gofundme.com
December 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
OK lemme take a break from being shitty to shitty people and ask you to please consider helping two wonderful humans and their equally wonderful dog.
If that means sharing the post because you aren’t in a position to donate, that’s still generous of you.
www.gofundme.com/f/a-christma...
If that means sharing the post because you aren’t in a position to donate, that’s still generous of you.
www.gofundme.com/f/a-christma...
Has anyone tried showing Mark Cuban his grave?
The Ghosts of Christmas Strategize About Scrooge ❄️
YouTube video by Make Some Noise
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December 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Has anyone tried showing Mark Cuban his grave?
*Taps the sign again.*
Does Mark Cuban have a humiliation kink?
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
*Taps the sign again.*
Mother-in-law gave us all beanies with flashing lights. My sister-in-law's hat says "HO HO HO" across her forehead. I took a gummy before we got here. I am BESIDE MYSELF.
December 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Mother-in-law gave us all beanies with flashing lights. My sister-in-law's hat says "HO HO HO" across her forehead. I took a gummy before we got here. I am BESIDE MYSELF.
I haven't had hair this long in over a decade. I forgot that when I pull a stray hair off my shirt it just keeps going like a magician's handkerchief.
December 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I haven't had hair this long in over a decade. I forgot that when I pull a stray hair off my shirt it just keeps going like a magician's handkerchief.
They weren't underage women; they were children.
It wasn't sex; it was rape.
They are child molesters.
They should be in prison.
It wasn't sex; it was rape.
They are child molesters.
They should be in prison.
December 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
They weren't underage women; they were children.
It wasn't sex; it was rape.
They are child molesters.
They should be in prison.
It wasn't sex; it was rape.
They are child molesters.
They should be in prison.
Almost amused they told us artists to learn to code when ai started taking our jobs, and now they're like actually ai's gonna do that too.
December 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Almost amused they told us artists to learn to code when ai started taking our jobs, and now they're like actually ai's gonna do that too.
I didn't know if Car Shield was a scam, then I saw who was advertising it. Now I'm sure its a scam.
December 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I didn't know if Car Shield was a scam, then I saw who was advertising it. Now I'm sure its a scam.
A special yuletide shout-out to gift bags, the perfect solution for people who can't wrap presents for shit.
December 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
A special yuletide shout-out to gift bags, the perfect solution for people who can't wrap presents for shit.
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the music of nicki minaj got me thru a very hard time in my life but now I wouldn't spit on her if she was on fire
December 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
the music of nicki minaj got me thru a very hard time in my life but now I wouldn't spit on her if she was on fire
I'm celebrating this Winter Solstice knowing that soon I'll get to work with another author as a graphic designer again, doing the layout for a children's book about the wheel of the year. It's two years since I lost my big job, but little jobs keep my dream alive. Blessed Yule!
December 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I'm celebrating this Winter Solstice knowing that soon I'll get to work with another author as a graphic designer again, doing the layout for a children's book about the wheel of the year. It's two years since I lost my big job, but little jobs keep my dream alive. Blessed Yule!
I'm pretty sure Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas radicalized me. Why are these animals participating in capitalism?
December 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I'm pretty sure Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas radicalized me. Why are these animals participating in capitalism?
Me: "Finally, some time to write."
Also me: "I have never wanted to write less than I do in this moment."
Also me: "I have never wanted to write less than I do in this moment."
December 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Me: "Finally, some time to write."
Also me: "I have never wanted to write less than I do in this moment."
Also me: "I have never wanted to write less than I do in this moment."