Auntie Hero
@faerienuff.bsky.social
I'm just a girl, standing in front of her government, asking for as much bodily autonomy as a corpse. (She/Her)
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If you are anxious and sad about the state of the world, that's fine, and there are plenty of strategies for dealing with that. But I think you already know that drive-by online dooming isn't a strategy. It's selfish and adolescent. It's a contagion that only spreads the worst of you, not the best.
January 8, 2026 at 3:51 AM
If you are anxious and sad about the state of the world, that's fine, and there are plenty of strategies for dealing with that. But I think you already know that drive-by online dooming isn't a strategy. It's selfish and adolescent. It's a contagion that only spreads the worst of you, not the best.
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What a terrible time to be a business that sells ice machines
January 7, 2026 at 7:16 PM
What a terrible time to be a business that sells ice machines
The president thinks protestors are paid because we have nicer signs? Maybe it's because all the decent graphic designers are on our side. Here are a few signs I designed for Planned Parenthood counter-protests.
January 7, 2026 at 6:44 PM
The president thinks protestors are paid because we have nicer signs? Maybe it's because all the decent graphic designers are on our side. Here are a few signs I designed for Planned Parenthood counter-protests.
Sears could have been Amazon, but they thought the internet was a fad, and I think about that every day.
January 6, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Sears could have been Amazon, but they thought the internet was a fad, and I think about that every day.
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More like PICK a reason and whatnot!
January 6, 2026 at 7:53 PM
More like PICK a reason and whatnot!
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it takes longer to watch the hobbit than to read it.
January 6, 2026 at 1:49 AM
it takes longer to watch the hobbit than to read it.
"average American gets 72 vaccinations in childhood" factoid actualy just statistical error. average American gets 12 vaccinations in childhood. Vaccines Georg, who lives in lab & gets over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Trump: "Effective today, America will no longer require 72 'jabs' for our beautiful, healthy children. We are moving to a far more reasonable Schedule, where all children will only be recommended to receive Vaccinations for 11 of the most serious and dangerous diseases."
January 5, 2026 at 11:35 PM
"average American gets 72 vaccinations in childhood" factoid actualy just statistical error. average American gets 12 vaccinations in childhood. Vaccines Georg, who lives in lab & gets over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Important thread about all the fake videos and disinformation about the invasion of Venezuela.
THREAD: I'll fact-check all the viral misinformation about the US military operation in Venezuela in this thread
This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated.
According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.
This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated.
According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.
January 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Important thread about all the fake videos and disinformation about the invasion of Venezuela.
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What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
January 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
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"The president of the United States is a pedophile who can't stop bleeding" sounds like something you'd tell your kid to keep them away if you lived on the border
January 1, 2026 at 4:48 PM
"The president of the United States is a pedophile who can't stop bleeding" sounds like something you'd tell your kid to keep them away if you lived on the border
The Grim Reaper is pansexual.
Death comes for us all.
Death comes for us all.
January 1, 2026 at 6:11 AM
The Grim Reaper is pansexual.
Death comes for us all.
Death comes for us all.
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sam altman is just a sales guy with one goal: getting obscenely rich in silicon valley. his big thing previously was an app where you can find your friends on a map and after he sold it it turned out to have 500 users. he's not a stemlord he's just a run of the mill song and dance flim flam man
December 31, 2025 at 4:36 AM
sam altman is just a sales guy with one goal: getting obscenely rich in silicon valley. his big thing previously was an app where you can find your friends on a map and after he sold it it turned out to have 500 users. he's not a stemlord he's just a run of the mill song and dance flim flam man
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Erika Kirk posting a selfie with her husband's corpse with caption "bae caught me sleeping"
December 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Erika Kirk posting a selfie with her husband's corpse with caption "bae caught me sleeping"
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King of Falafel is one of the gems of Astoria. They even catered our baby shower!
Their owner Freddy has stood unapologetically for Palestine. So now, the city is fining him thousands for his “Stop Genocide, #FreePalestine” sign.
Help Freddy pay these hefty fines: www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
Their owner Freddy has stood unapologetically for Palestine. So now, the city is fining him thousands for his “Stop Genocide, #FreePalestine” sign.
Help Freddy pay these hefty fines: www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
Donate to Stand with Freddy: Help King of Falafel and Shawarma, organized by Kyra Sorkin
Since 2002, Freddy Zeideia has owned and operated King of Falafel and… Kyra Sorkin needs your support for Stand with Freddy: Help King of Falafel and Shawarma
www.gofundme.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:36 AM
King of Falafel is one of the gems of Astoria. They even catered our baby shower!
Their owner Freddy has stood unapologetically for Palestine. So now, the city is fining him thousands for his “Stop Genocide, #FreePalestine” sign.
Help Freddy pay these hefty fines: www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
Their owner Freddy has stood unapologetically for Palestine. So now, the city is fining him thousands for his “Stop Genocide, #FreePalestine” sign.
Help Freddy pay these hefty fines: www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
Getting rid of metro cards in favor of an app seems like a really good way to show pickpockets where everyone keeps their phone.
December 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Getting rid of metro cards in favor of an app seems like a really good way to show pickpockets where everyone keeps their phone.
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as someone who's only visited new york as a tourist i hope they bring back the tokens. it feels like going to a transit themed Chuck E Cheese
December 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
as someone who's only visited new york as a tourist i hope they bring back the tokens. it feels like going to a transit themed Chuck E Cheese
Halloween in the late 90s, I was in New York City dressed as an angel. Fairuza Balk and I passed on the sidewalk and nodded like we knew each other.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Halloween in the late 90s, I was in New York City dressed as an angel. Fairuza Balk and I passed on the sidewalk and nodded like we knew each other.
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MTG "broke" with maga for the same reason a bank robber leaves the bank.
December 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
MTG "broke" with maga for the same reason a bank robber leaves the bank.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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OK lemme take a break from being shitty to shitty people and ask you to please consider helping two wonderful humans and their equally wonderful dog.
If that means sharing the post because you aren’t in a position to donate, that’s still generous of you.
www.gofundme.com/f/a-christma...
If that means sharing the post because you aren’t in a position to donate, that’s still generous of you.
www.gofundme.com/f/a-christma...
Donate to A Christmas Miracle: Help Cover Tyrion’s Surgery Costs, organized by Jeff Feldman
Our little man, Tyrion, needed surgery for a torn ACL and MCL. He … Jeff Feldman needs your support for A Christmas Miracle: Help Cover Tyrion’s Surgery Costs
www.gofundme.com
December 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
OK lemme take a break from being shitty to shitty people and ask you to please consider helping two wonderful humans and their equally wonderful dog.
If that means sharing the post because you aren’t in a position to donate, that’s still generous of you.
www.gofundme.com/f/a-christma...
If that means sharing the post because you aren’t in a position to donate, that’s still generous of you.
www.gofundme.com/f/a-christma...
Has anyone tried showing Mark Cuban his grave?
The Ghosts of Christmas Strategize About Scrooge ❄️
YouTube video by Make Some Noise
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December 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Has anyone tried showing Mark Cuban his grave?
*Taps the sign again.*
Does Mark Cuban have a humiliation kink?
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
*Taps the sign again.*
Mother-in-law gave us all beanies with flashing lights. My sister-in-law's hat says "HO HO HO" across her forehead. I took a gummy before we got here. I am BESIDE MYSELF.
December 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Mother-in-law gave us all beanies with flashing lights. My sister-in-law's hat says "HO HO HO" across her forehead. I took a gummy before we got here. I am BESIDE MYSELF.
I haven't had hair this long in over a decade. I forgot that when I pull a stray hair off my shirt it just keeps going like a magician's handkerchief.
December 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I haven't had hair this long in over a decade. I forgot that when I pull a stray hair off my shirt it just keeps going like a magician's handkerchief.