Incredible lol

if we want to win, we have to make room in the pro-democracy tent for people who aren’t pro-democracy

-Jane Lynch was coming out of the South Loop Trader Joe’s when I was going in. she is very tall

-not sure if this counts as either a “celebrity” or an “interaction,” but once I was getting a haircut and saw Lou Canelis across the street getting into his car

-stood next to Chubby Checker at baggage claim at EWR

-met Kevin Smith and his wife, oddly also at a baggage claim (this was at LAX though)

-when I worked at Barnes and Noble in college, Alton Brown came in to do a book signing and asked me to get the community relations manager for him

others:

-my mom and I once spent an hour or so wandering around MoMA at roughly the same pace as Drew Barrymore

-I shared an elevator with Mark Curry in a hotel in Philly

-I went to brunch at the Jersey Shore with my parents about 15 years ago and I’m 70% sure Ric Ocasek was at the next table

he looks like the dumber of the two henchmen in a Disney Channel Original Movie

“I used to think fascists were bad, but then one of them got through a whole interview without unhinging their jaw and swallowing me like a snake”

we bought one as a present to ourselves in the summer and it’s unquestionably the best purchase we made this year

it's unironically this bit except the teacher got fired for giving Calvin a zero

I have never—not once in my life—been able to get through “to my big brother George—the richest man in town” without weeping like a little baby