Failgoat
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It seems I am not yet accustomed to my new primal form
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it's unironically this bit except the teacher got fired for giving Calvin a zero
December 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
it's unironically this bit except the teacher got fired for giving Calvin a zero
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Republicans want to kill the post office and the media is there for it, which is why you have never seen a news story about how the police department has never turned a profit and is a waste
December 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Republicans want to kill the post office and the media is there for it, which is why you have never seen a news story about how the police department has never turned a profit and is a waste
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and tiny tim, who did NOT die, says he dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, tiny tim. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
December 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
and tiny tim, who did NOT die, says he dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, tiny tim. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
I’ve been laughing at this continuously, Mr. Burns-style, for like three days
December 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I’ve been laughing at this continuously, Mr. Burns-style, for like three days
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Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?
December 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?
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The entire american "free speech" panic was about elites being criticized, which is why anyone who ever took it seriously should be ignored forever
Freedom of speech, in the liberal ideal, was about limiting the power of the elites.
Now, in this twisted form, it is about forcing us to listen to elites and silencing the masses.
Now, in this twisted form, it is about forcing us to listen to elites and silencing the masses.
Total gaslighting. Anti-trans activist; chooses to speak in person, provoking students who want to protect trans rights; they exercise their freedom of speech to tell her she isn't wanted; she gets to speak anyway; the BBC dutifully platforms her again; and now she threatens to sue everyone.
December 22, 2025 at 8:22 AM
The entire american "free speech" panic was about elites being criticized, which is why anyone who ever took it seriously should be ignored forever
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"Get the principals on camera" is such a telling phrase here, because it tells us that for Weiss there's no world in which the victims of these horrific actions can actually be seen as the subjects of the story: They're background noise, and the people who matter are the ones sending them.
Weiss concluded: “We need to be able to make every effort to get the principals on the record and on camera. To me, our viewers come first, not a listing schedule or anything else. And that is my North Star, and I hope it's the North Star of every person in this newsroom.”
December 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"Get the principals on camera" is such a telling phrase here, because it tells us that for Weiss there's no world in which the victims of these horrific actions can actually be seen as the subjects of the story: They're background noise, and the people who matter are the ones sending them.
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The Olivia Nuzzi story and the Bari Weiss at CBS story are the same story, which is that the upper echelons of legacy media are absolutely rife with people who worship power and don't feel burdened by any sense of responsibility to their profession or the public.
December 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The Olivia Nuzzi story and the Bari Weiss at CBS story are the same story, which is that the upper echelons of legacy media are absolutely rife with people who worship power and don't feel burdened by any sense of responsibility to their profession or the public.
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It’s really strange the vice president of the United States is a white supremacist, who says white supremacist slogans, who publicly praises and follows the work of white supremacists, and it’s simply not mentioned or discussed in political media
December 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It’s really strange the vice president of the United States is a white supremacist, who says white supremacist slogans, who publicly praises and follows the work of white supremacists, and it’s simply not mentioned or discussed in political media
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Seems worth noting at this point that Weiss's internal critics at the Times were correct and her many apologists among elite pundits were wrong
December 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Seems worth noting at this point that Weiss's internal critics at the Times were correct and her many apologists among elite pundits were wrong
found where your mom lives
December 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
found where your mom lives
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no you see the guy I made up in my head, that I invented (the imaginary one) would totally vote for my “burn the climate” agenda bsky.app/profile/shar...
December 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
no you see the guy I made up in my head, that I invented (the imaginary one) would totally vote for my “burn the climate” agenda bsky.app/profile/shar...
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this movie whips so much ass people should talk about it like oceans are now battlefields
December 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
this movie whips so much ass people should talk about it like oceans are now battlefields
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Short version: chasing the hardline party’s voters without any real principles of your own makes you lose your own base and convince fence-sitters to support the hardline party, not you.
What the Democrats can learn from the UK Labour Party's complete implosion after moving right on immigration
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/the-cost-o...
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December 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Short version: chasing the hardline party’s voters without any real principles of your own makes you lose your own base and convince fence-sitters to support the hardline party, not you.
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You can plant any two actual Hallmark Christmas movies into Troy McClure voice and it works perfectly.
“Hi, I’m Troy McClure, you might remember me from such Christmas classics as ‘The Nine Kittens of Christmas’ and ‘Catch Me If You Claus.’”
“Hi, I’m Troy McClure, you might remember me from such Christmas classics as ‘The Nine Kittens of Christmas’ and ‘Catch Me If You Claus.’”
October 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
You can plant any two actual Hallmark Christmas movies into Troy McClure voice and it works perfectly.
“Hi, I’m Troy McClure, you might remember me from such Christmas classics as ‘The Nine Kittens of Christmas’ and ‘Catch Me If You Claus.’”
“Hi, I’m Troy McClure, you might remember me from such Christmas classics as ‘The Nine Kittens of Christmas’ and ‘Catch Me If You Claus.’”
isn’t this the dork who’s always bitching about gen z having no attention span
I was asked what I thought now that #pluribus has reached seven episodes.
I’m not seeing any of the liberal subtext some folks are seeing. But I’ve learned to watch the show by fast forwarding through the long, artsy stretches where no one speaks.
There were exactly 2 lines of interesting dialogue.
I’m not seeing any of the liberal subtext some folks are seeing. But I’ve learned to watch the show by fast forwarding through the long, artsy stretches where no one speaks.
There were exactly 2 lines of interesting dialogue.
December 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
isn’t this the dork who’s always bitching about gen z having no attention span
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Why Do They All Look Like This
December 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Why Do They All Look Like This
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"Look forward not backward" needs to be destroyed as an impulse within the Democratic party. Just a stupid policy that's taken nothing but Ls my whole life
December 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"Look forward not backward" needs to be destroyed as an impulse within the Democratic party. Just a stupid policy that's taken nothing but Ls my whole life
this is The News now. probably fine
December 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
this is The News now. probably fine
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sorry. a bunch of really stupid guys with a bunch of money who think they're smart got in a group chat together and started sharing facebook memes and now the government has decided curing cancer is not only not a priority, it's actually bad
December 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
sorry. a bunch of really stupid guys with a bunch of money who think they're smart got in a group chat together and started sharing facebook memes and now the government has decided curing cancer is not only not a priority, it's actually bad
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