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what's the knee replacement rate for competitive moguls skiers? 100%? 150%?
February 13, 2026 at 1:37 AM
US skeleton guy with a Venom helmet, you are da Olympian of the day
February 13, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Panpoopticon
Oh and the gender fluid restrooms in Germany would make Riley Gaines head explode.
February 12, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Greg Bovino never had the makings of a Christmas Adventurer
For anyone wondering what Greg Bovino has been up to lately…
February 12, 2026 at 4:39 AM
WOW, meet or exceed regulatory standards, sysco, you spoil us
February 12, 2026 at 3:22 AM
the paper doing @rooster.info dirty like that
February 12, 2026 at 12:00 AM
My dad's friend from work who was a huge Heinlein fan took dad and I to see Starship Troopers in the theater. I was 14! I thought it rocked. I don't think he liked it, because I suspect he got that the movie was making fun of the book. Anyways he's a huge MAGA guy now, obviously.
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:

Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 11, 2026 at 11:33 PM
They're finally gonna do Jade Helm
The FAA is closing the airspace around El Paso International Airport in Texas for 10 days, grounding all flights to and from the airport, for “special security reasons."

The FAA's notice did not provide additional details.
FAA closes airspace around El Paso, Texas, for 10 days, grounding all flights
The Federal Aviation Administration is closing the airspace around El Paso International Airport in Texas for 10 days, grounding all flights to and from the airport.
bit.ly
February 11, 2026 at 12:27 PM
New victories pour in daily
February 10, 2026 at 3:09 AM
the drone camera that follows the luge down the hill is so cool too bad it doesnt go for the whole run
February 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
You know that's right!
February 10, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Too many fucking Harbaughs
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
that was a rube goldberg machine of a play
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Hell yeah Cadillac F1 Team
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
This is the coolest shit i've seen in a minute. I figured it would be, but still, nice
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
with volatility decreasing over time, we're regressing to a mean Darnold here
February 9, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Tom Brady only agreeing to do that ad so he can get deaged
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Chris Pratt should be an opt in experience going forward
February 8, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Making Payton and Brady stand there while American Idiot plays is a really good bit
February 8, 2026 at 11:09 PM
LOL, i was just watching The Big Short last night. We're up to the synthetic CDO's for betting. This Rocks! This is good, actually!
On Polymarket you can now bet on how many people in a different market on Polymarket think Jesus Christ will return in this calendar year.

29% of bets say that more than 5% of bets in the Jesus Christ return market will be a "yes" 9 days from now.

Anyway everyone involved in this needs jailtime.
February 8, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Gold Zone when showing a recap of the race Lindsey Vonn was competing in
a woman says i don 't know her on a tv show
ALT: a woman says i don 't know her on a tv show
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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Me seeing just about any video on youtube: I dont know if I have time to watch this
Me when seeing something like "How Singapore Airlines makes sure they have the best food in the skies 63:34": HOLD MY CALLS
February 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
WE USED TO BE A PROPER COUNTRY
NBC can send all the takedown requests it wants, nothing in the rulebook says you can’t post Olympics Spuds MacKenzie
February 7, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 10:45 AM
This entire opening ceremony is basically "Yes, hello we are Italy, here are our most beautiful women to charm and entertain you. You're welcome"
February 7, 2026 at 2:35 AM