Streaming Koyaanisquatsi on Tubi. It's all been leading up to this, just in terms of phonemes.

Thag heart like sunset with no sunrise. Forever become night

Caveman therapist: maybe Thag heart like old fire, slowly get cold, gone forever

Thag understand allegory, Thag need reignite heart fire. Thag lease 2025 Corvette at 19% APR

i have zero interest in most modern low budget shlock because it’s doing this self conscious “haha so bad it’s good just like the 80s!” thing. but you can’t produce that intellectually. you need to be trying to make a normal movie and have it come out wrong because you’re a crazy person

cooper sketch that will probably stay unfinished #trapmovie

Chainsaw man crazy good this week www.viz.com/shonenjump/c...

Jacking off was always here. Before man was, jacking off waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner. That is the way it was and will be. That way and not some other way.

I thought that animals were perfect calculating automatons that never made mistakes and that humans were the only creatures on earth separated from this. My mom showed me a video of a cat falling down and it shattered my reality so badly I broke down crying

[Confusing a concert for a house party]: of COURSE the white dude brought out the guitar 🙄

Going up to a really sad alcoholic and telling him he should be a bowler the way people tell tall people they should be hooping

Bluesky user: Oh did Elon finally kill the hellsite? Welcome old moots! The vibes are nice and there’s no bluechecks. Just please- no discourse. We’re chilling here.

Bluesky servers: (straining like a 110lb mother trying to lift a car off her baby): AAAAAHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This place isn't real until my normie hometown gc shares a post from here. That's how you know

Nobody talks about Damian Lillard on here this place sucks