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Fake Coach SD
@fakecoachbsu.bsky.social
Parody of Boise State's Head Football Coach. Definitely can't recruit you (for football)

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ONE POINT STILL COUNTS
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
screaming "IN THIS HOUSE WE SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS" at Mendenhall just to get in his head
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
JESUS TAKE THE PLAYBOOK
October 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Bruh we drag UCF for that garbage, we're not retconning ourselves into it
Boise State finally got to play for an FBS championship, then played well enough that they could've reached the semis. (Someone will argue that last part. I forgive them.) That's pretty cool. Now Boise will be emboldened to claim 2006 and 2009 titles at last ✊
January 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
did we factory reset Jonah or something?
January 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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[chanting quietly] Hook and ladder.
Hook and ladder.
Hook and ladder.

[getting louder] Hook and ladder.
Hook and ladder.
Hook and ladder.

[STANDING ON TABLE] HOOK AND LADDER.
HOOK AND LADDER.
HOOK AND LADDER.
January 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
YEA, THOUGH WE DRIVE THROUGH THE HAPPY VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF JOEPA, WE FEAR NO DEFENSE
January 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
January 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
you know who ELSE came back from the dead after all the pundits buried him?
January 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
WHO WANTS A TASTE
January 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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just boise state coach things
January 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
January 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
IT'S BOISE STATE SOUTH WHEN WE'RE NOT IN SAN DIEGO OR VEGAS
BOISE FANS GET FALSE STARTS EVEN ON NEUTRAL SITES LIKE NONE OTHER
January 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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🌟FRIENDSHIP🌟
January 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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BOISE DIDNT HEAR NO BELLSE
January 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
WE RUN THE STABLE
January 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Time to coach Jimmy Franklin under the #BUS
January 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
oh boy.
December 21, 2024 at 5:26 AM
my kingdom for an original transfer portal announcement

you'd think Jesus was the patron saint of travel at this point
December 18, 2024 at 5:56 AM
It seems we've decided as a whole that nothing is to be done about gun violence, and thus I am absolutely ok with trading school shootings for CEO shootings.

I know that's not how it works, but by God I'm willing to try just about anything other than nothing at this point.
The brazen murder of a CEO in Midtown Manhattan—and the cheering reaction to his execution—amounts to a blinking-and-blaring warning signal for a society that has become already too inured to bloodshed, @adriennelaf.bsky.social writes. theatln.tc/ZRcsrreK
December 12, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Detroit, purely because of Gmac Cash.
Forget about cities you’ve visited and loved. I want to know what your favorite US city you’ve never been to is. What city exists for you only as a perfect dream unsullied by experience
December 11, 2024 at 5:42 AM
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3 of Boise State's last 4 coaches have reached the Fiesta Bowl in their first season as head coach.
December 8, 2024 at 8:28 PM
just saying, you might need some warm weather gear for Christmas
allllllllll 12 teams. collections are 20% off for today only.

code: CFP 24
December 8, 2024 at 6:02 PM