Warsmith of Illinois
@fakesusan.bsky.social
Sorry in advance about all the Warhammer posts
It’s swork in progress Sunday and here’s Orikan
December 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It’s swork in progress Sunday and here’s Orikan
*everyone in the club starts booing*
December 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
*everyone in the club starts booing*
Not when I play it
December 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Not when I play it
Out today, if you want to party like a Malkavian
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Out today, if you want to party like a Malkavian
You have to hire people in their 30’s 😬
December 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
You have to hire people in their 30’s 😬
People seeing this tweet and saying “unironically yes this is me”
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
People seeing this tweet and saying “unironically yes this is me”
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
Iron Warriors chaplains must have been something else. “Stop being a pussy, brother.”
November 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Iron Warriors chaplains must have been something else. “Stop being a pussy, brother.”
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Twitter “Catholics” when they read the actual Bible and encounter actual Catholic social teaching:
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Twitter “Catholics” when they read the actual Bible and encounter actual Catholic social teaching:
Cannibal Corpse has the answers we need.
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Cannibal Corpse has the answers we need.
One of the healthcare chains around here is called “Carle” and writing yet another check for shit that should be free hurts a little less if I pretend it’s going to this guy
November 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
One of the healthcare chains around here is called “Carle” and writing yet another check for shit that should be free hurts a little less if I pretend it’s going to this guy
New office, same coworkers
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
New office, same coworkers
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers.”
October 30, 2025 at 11:20 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers.”
It’s shoulder day
October 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It’s shoulder day
As ever, I am spending Sunday at the gym and praying for Something Good
October 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
As ever, I am spending Sunday at the gym and praying for Something Good
Deus In Serpens Nominum
October 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Deus In Serpens Nominum
