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Werewolf of Illinois

@fakesusan.bsky.social

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Sorry in advance about all the Warhammer posts

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Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · Apr 3

My disgust for the US “business community” is growing all the time. I already believed that business schools should lose accreditation. I’m starting to think everyone who teaches at one should face fraud charges and prison time.

John “Old Oxcart” Ireland @crassversion.bsky.social · Apr 3

From the FT today:

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Susan of Hell @susanoftexas.bsky.social · 2h

Do you want to be famous? Find the ugly crap that he spewed on the Internet before he became famous. I am sure it is out there somewhere.

UAINE @mahtowin1.bsky.social · 4h

The US government is packed from top to bottom with racist violent settlers since they first washed ashore.

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Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 7h

I don’t hate myself that much (yet)

Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 7h

It Is Happening Again

Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 20d

Committing self harm (Arby’s lunch)

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Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 10h

Was this the most predictable development of all time?

Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · Jul 19

I’m going to do it. I’m going to paint a mini.

Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 11h

Lol

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björk 182 @readsettle.rs · 11h

speak on it ted!!!

"What I've found is that whenever an elected official decides that they are going to turn on Israel and hate Israel, you will very quickly see every other policy out of their mouth become very, very liberal," Cruz continued. "And so suddenly Marjorie is for massive government spending and taxes and open borders and amnesty."

Tarence Ray
@tarenceray
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When I say the Palestinian issue is preeminent for me, I don't mean that it comes before every other issue. I mean that it's the primary contradiction around which everything else unravels. This is it guys. This is what slavery was to the 19th century.
It is the check coming due
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Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 11h

I have more followers now after about two years than I ever did on the Everything App, which I had been on since 2009. If you don’t suck you can just get on here and Be Yourself and it’ll be fine.

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 11h

"i can't get any engagement on bluesky" skill issue. a true poster can post anywhere. a poor workman blames his tools

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 17h

Sam Altman is a an incestuous rapist and I feel like not enough people talk about it

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Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 12h

I hope this is included in Death Stranding 2

[it is in the first one]

Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 1d

Press X to sit on the toilet and enter SHITTING MODE

SHITTING MODE controls:

L1: Charge
🟪: Shit
🔴: Recover
🔺️: Piss
X: Exit SHITTING MODE

Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 13h

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers.”

Overlord Kevin, a fully painted Necron of whom I am quite proud

Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 1d

Biggest babies on earth

FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 1d

Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do

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babe-perales.bsky.social @babe-perales.bsky.social · 1d

With food insecurity hitting many, I would like to create food backpacks for students to take home over Thanksgiving break.

Any help is greatly appreciated 🫶
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

@prisonculture.bsky.social @kanekavi.sheshed.rocks @katarinakriz.bsky.social @gigialexander123.bsky.social

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Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 1d

George W Bush had one great accomplishment: the Do Not Call list. And for whatever reason it doesn’t work anymore. So now he has zero accomplishments

Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 1d

I love being the only member of the household preparing to move (on Saturday! This Saturday!)

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Elim Scare-ak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 2d

Do we think Epstein was the only astronomically rich psychopath pedophile to have a private island for the purpose of child abuse? And what is being done to survey all the other secluded island manors the world over to see if there's awful shit happening elsewhere too by someone that's still alive?

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Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 2d

It rocks that my job is now actively promoting it to us (pricing actuaries. we price your car and home insurance. who cares if we do it correctly I guess)

Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 2d

They’re short! There’s no excuse!

Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 2d

Health insurance premiums “only” going up 5% next year 😬.

Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 2d

Hell yeah!

Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 2d

Here’s a short documentary m.youtube.com/watch?v=5S0-...

POWERWOLF - 1589 (Official Video) | Napalm Records

YouTube video by Napalm Records

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Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 2d

I can’t deal with all the gambling shit integrated into all of it. Get outta here with that!

Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 2d

On this day we solemnly remember the sentencing of Peter Stumpp, victim of an anti-werewolf hate crime.* Rest in power 🐺🐺

*he was accused of being a werewolf because of the grisly murders he is alleged to have committed

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Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz.bsky.social · 3d

You think Hamas killed Israelis because they’re monsters who hate Jews? Of course you do, you’re 12.

You think Trump is trying to get rid of Maduro because Maduro is an evil dictator who wants to poison Americans with fentanyl? Hell yeah homie, you’re 12.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/you-believ...

You Believe The Mainstream Narrative? Of Course You Do, You're Twelve

Notes From The Edge Of The Narrative Matrix

www.caitlinjohnst.one

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grimm ☀️ @mugrimm.bsky.social · 3d

People should go listen to her voice if they never have. It's wild lol

merritt @merrittk.com · 3d

we need a total and complete shutdown of injectables and cosmetic surgery for right-wing women until we figure out what the hell is going on

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Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 3d

She fully looks like Patsy Stone now