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Ophelia
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Some little freak guy thing 20+ he/it personal and emotional
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falsedog.bsky.social
There's really nothing left but to die
January 11, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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gonzo.bsky.social
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! I hope yu are all behavng yourselfs appropiatey.
Orange and white cat, stern but fair. He says "Good morning Gonzobongos! I hope you are all behaving yourselves appropriately."
January 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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gonzo.bsky.social GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 22d
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Gonna be an wiold day!
Orange and white cat sticking out his tongue. He says, "Good morning Gonzobongos! It's going to be a wild day!"
December 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
falsedog.bsky.social
Does he have another UTI? A blockage? Bladder cancer? Who the fuck knows there's no vets really open rn
December 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
falsedog.bsky.social
His health keeps deteriorating and I know he's like really old but God please I'm not ready he's all I have please I can't lose him
December 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
falsedog.bsky.social
Watching your senior cat get really old and deteriorate is an insane torture I wouldn't wish on anyone
I feel like all my organs are on fire I can't take it
December 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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gonzo.bsky.social
No one inmy hause haz evar seen Lov Actualized and we hav no intenshuns of changing that
Orange and white cat, not interested in Love Actually
December 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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gonzo.bsky.social
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! On tha lookowt fore a possibol fansy cheeze deliverry
Orange and white cat rests his head on a window sill. He says, "Good morning Gonzobongos! On the lookout for a possible fancy cheese delivery."
December 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
My beloved cat Uni
A black and white cat wearing a pink polka-dot bow tie sits on a cat tower, looking slightly to the side
December 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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ricky.baby
my new laying styles
#cat #cats #catsofbluesky
Orange and white tabby laying on a blanket with his legs stretched out and his front paws tucked in
December 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
falsedog.bsky.social
How the fuck do I finish my papers for school
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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flemtheparrot.bsky.social
Morning.
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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blublrfan1991.bsky.social
what if sega just one day change sonic's design to this
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
falsedog.bsky.social
AHHHHH EVERYTHING IVE EVER MADE IS NOTHING BUT GARBAGE AND IM GOING TO DIE
December 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
falsedog.bsky.social
Do u ever become so scared about the future u ruin ur sleep cycle
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
falsedog.bsky.social
Everyday I think "today is the day I stop being like this" then I spend the rest of the day being like this
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
falsedog.bsky.social
My body is disgusting and dysfunctional I'm stupid as all hell and I suck at being around people
Why the hell am I going into teaching
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
falsedog.bsky.social
I wish I wasn't insignificant
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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flemtheparrot.bsky.social
Morning.
November 26, 2025 at 6:12 AM
falsedog.bsky.social
Life sucks and happiness isn't real
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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gonzo.bsky.social
Behaviores Report: hahahah! 95% goode 5% trespaced on tha hellocobber shelve woohoooooo!
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
Unruly Card Games - Gator Days
Unruly Card Games - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Hannah and Gustopher are playing card games on a rainy day. Hannah notices that Gustopher seems to have made a play that he's not supposed to. Hannah is quick to correct this. Hannah: You can't do that. Gustopher: Why? Hannah: It's against the rules. Gustopher: It is? Panel 2 Hannah rolls her eyes and pulls out her phone. Looks like they're going to have to look up the rules and make sure they're both playing the same way. Hannah: Ugh! Let's both read through the rules so we're on the same page. Gustopher: Okay. Panel 3 Hannah is staring at her phone and is not really sure what she's reading. What is a Redoubled Contract? Isn't a Grand Slam something you get at restaurants? Why does it say they need four players? Panel 4 Hannah is starting to put the pieces together. Hannah: I don't think either of us are playing right. Gustopher: I don't know what half these words mean. Seriously! What's a "Dummy Hand" and an "Unfinished Rubber".
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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ricky.baby
and here you can see my tiger shape
#cat #cats #catsofbluesky
Orange and white tabby laying on his side on a carpet
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Shen is riding on the shoulders of a big yellow guy labeled "INSPIRATION", who is holding Shen's feet so he doesn't fall off. Both are happy, Shen with his eyes closed going "WEEEEEEE!", and there are sparkles around them. Panel 2: Inspiration, by the feet, swings Shen full force into the ground, which he hits with his face and shatters, sending bits of debris into the air. Panel 3: Shen sits up, dazed with swirly eyes and scuff marks all over him, as Inspiration's yellow hand recedes exits panel left, having let go of Shen. Entering paneling right is a new, grey hand. Panel 4: Shen is now riding on the shoulder of a big grey guy labeled "DISCIPLINE" who has a furrowed brow and determined expression. He's still kinda crumpled and dazed, and is once again is going "weeeeeee", though now less enthusiastically.
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Shen is looking very closely at a leaf with a ladybug on it. He is happily saying "Oh if only I was a little ladybug." Panel 2: Shen looking up at the sky, his hands clasped in front of him, both the background and his seemingly pearlescent eyes full of sparkles at light. He blushes and says "How whimsical life would be! How free of care!" Panel 3: Closeup on the ladybug from the side, as it thinks "If I don't eat like 50 aphids and have sex right now I'm gonna kill myself."
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM