famicom
@famicom.bsky.social
stock standard elder millennial, prepackaged with a cat and a chronic illness. no longer empty and frantic.
✨ glamorize the chaos ✨
✨ glamorize the chaos ✨
Every time I click on a notification from Threads, I regret it.
December 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Every time I click on a notification from Threads, I regret it.
Insomniacs hate this one weird trick!
December 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Insomniacs hate this one weird trick!
Tired: “It’s dumb that they’re putting Kim Kardashian in Fortnite”
Wired: “People are allowed to like things, literally who cares?”
Inspired: “I can’t wait to noscope a 12 year old as Kim K and drop the griddy on their corpse, this is the dumbest thing that’s ever happened”
Wired: “People are allowed to like things, literally who cares?”
Inspired: “I can’t wait to noscope a 12 year old as Kim K and drop the griddy on their corpse, this is the dumbest thing that’s ever happened”
December 12, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Tired: “It’s dumb that they’re putting Kim Kardashian in Fortnite”
Wired: “People are allowed to like things, literally who cares?”
Inspired: “I can’t wait to noscope a 12 year old as Kim K and drop the griddy on their corpse, this is the dumbest thing that’s ever happened”
Wired: “People are allowed to like things, literally who cares?”
Inspired: “I can’t wait to noscope a 12 year old as Kim K and drop the griddy on their corpse, this is the dumbest thing that’s ever happened”
I always thought his name was Egg McMahon when I was a kid and I’m delighted to learn I’m not the only one
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I always thought his name was Egg McMahon when I was a kid and I’m delighted to learn I’m not the only one
My dresser had a little maze in the instruction book. I helped the little cat.
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 AM
My dresser had a little maze in the instruction book. I helped the little cat.
I miss the days when all my ads were for Bent Penis Disease.
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I miss the days when all my ads were for Bent Penis Disease.
I’m so grateful for AI’d versions of real estate listings. Imagining myself shitting directly into a plant and hovering my towels in front of shelves makes me feel really at home.
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I’m so grateful for AI’d versions of real estate listings. Imagining myself shitting directly into a plant and hovering my towels in front of shelves makes me feel really at home.
I can’t close my bandana drawer. This is both hilarious and frightening. I am neither the Frito Bandito nor a dog groomer, this is simply too much.
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I can’t close my bandana drawer. This is both hilarious and frightening. I am neither the Frito Bandito nor a dog groomer, this is simply too much.
Me, remembering to take Advil
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Me, remembering to take Advil
Me except it’s a space heater and I’m sitting in my bedroom selling car insurance instead of camping.
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Me except it’s a space heater and I’m sitting in my bedroom selling car insurance instead of camping.
This is really hard!! I’ve had a Vectrex and an Ngage and a Famicombox and a Mega Jet and a Game Boy Light.. so I think my only ones are the Apple Pippin and the Fairchild Channel F? Pretty sure I messed with an FM Towns once but I’m not 100% sure.
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This is really hard!! I’ve had a Vectrex and an Ngage and a Famicombox and a Mega Jet and a Game Boy Light.. so I think my only ones are the Apple Pippin and the Fairchild Channel F? Pretty sure I messed with an FM Towns once but I’m not 100% sure.
They voted bloo. See what happened?
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
They voted bloo. See what happened?
Thursday will bring you soup
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Thursday will bring you soup
This is what the internet is for
October 26, 2025 at 9:04 AM
This is what the internet is for
I’m running to Dunkin as fast as I can
October 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I’m running to Dunkin as fast as I can
Is it ableist to be disappointed that my spider donut has no legs?
October 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Is it ableist to be disappointed that my spider donut has no legs?
Doesn’t everyone have a long-lost hatted brother?
October 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Doesn’t everyone have a long-lost hatted brother?
Sexy Invaders for the Famicom Disksystem is actually a really fun game.
Unfortunately, the prize is a woman with hip dysplasia (?) but hey, that’s disability representation you don’t expect in a titty game from 1987.
Unfortunately, the prize is a woman with hip dysplasia (?) but hey, that’s disability representation you don’t expect in a titty game from 1987.
October 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Sexy Invaders for the Famicom Disksystem is actually a really fun game.
Unfortunately, the prize is a woman with hip dysplasia (?) but hey, that’s disability representation you don’t expect in a titty game from 1987.
Unfortunately, the prize is a woman with hip dysplasia (?) but hey, that’s disability representation you don’t expect in a titty game from 1987.
You only have to blow in them first if they’re raw.
October 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
You only have to blow in them first if they’re raw.
My mom used to beat level 20 and let the music play for me while Iaid in bed and she sat by the window.
She never beat it on high, though. And neither had I.
I don’t think a video game has ever made me cry more than Dr Mario.
She never beat it on high, though. And neither had I.
I don’t think a video game has ever made me cry more than Dr Mario.
September 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
My mom used to beat level 20 and let the music play for me while Iaid in bed and she sat by the window.
She never beat it on high, though. And neither had I.
I don’t think a video game has ever made me cry more than Dr Mario.
She never beat it on high, though. And neither had I.
I don’t think a video game has ever made me cry more than Dr Mario.
I’m gonna tell my kids this is Joey Wheeler
September 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I’m gonna tell my kids this is Joey Wheeler
Okay y’all I figured it out
September 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Okay y’all I figured it out