famicom
@famicom.bsky.social
stock standard elder millennial, prepackaged with a cat and a chronic illness. no longer empty and frantic.
✨ glamorize the chaos ✨
✨ glamorize the chaos ✨
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famicom
@famicom.bsky.social
· Feb 27
If you can’t hamburger help yourself, how the hell you gonna hamburger help somebody else?
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that goes double for Denny's "Moons Over My Hammy". it's a two party system designed to keep you weak and afraid
IHOP's signature menu item, the Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity, was and continues to be an attempt to feminize and humiliate the American public. if you don't believe me, go order it. the waitress will say "What?" and "I can't hear you" and "What did da widdle boy say he wants?"
February 10, 2026 at 3:04 AM
that goes double for Denny's "Moons Over My Hammy". it's a two party system designed to keep you weak and afraid
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people are predictably doing identity wars stuff over the halftime show. to each their own y lo lamento but I would have had Lady Gaga singing Gasolina
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
people are predictably doing identity wars stuff over the halftime show. to each their own y lo lamento but I would have had Lady Gaga singing Gasolina
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I guess since Taylor’s boyfriend isn’t playing this year, they’re having a Bad Bunny concert instead of an American Soccer game? Cool.
February 8, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I guess since Taylor’s boyfriend isn’t playing this year, they’re having a Bad Bunny concert instead of an American Soccer game? Cool.
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Oh dear god, she's learned alchemy (anime edition)
Pringles | Big Game 2026 Commercial | "Pringleleo" Extended Cut
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February 8, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Oh dear god, she's learned alchemy (anime edition)
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
February 6, 2026 at 10:33 PM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
Had a headache.
Made coffee (four shots of espresso).
Put too much half and half in it.
Tastes like a cup of milk.
I don’t even like milk.
Added another two shots of espresso.
Ahh, much better.
My headache is gone.
I can hear around corners.
My inner monologue has backup dancers.
Goodnight.
Made coffee (four shots of espresso).
Put too much half and half in it.
Tastes like a cup of milk.
I don’t even like milk.
Added another two shots of espresso.
Ahh, much better.
My headache is gone.
I can hear around corners.
My inner monologue has backup dancers.
Goodnight.
February 6, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Had a headache.
Made coffee (four shots of espresso).
Put too much half and half in it.
Tastes like a cup of milk.
I don’t even like milk.
Added another two shots of espresso.
Ahh, much better.
My headache is gone.
I can hear around corners.
My inner monologue has backup dancers.
Goodnight.
Made coffee (four shots of espresso).
Put too much half and half in it.
Tastes like a cup of milk.
I don’t even like milk.
Added another two shots of espresso.
Ahh, much better.
My headache is gone.
I can hear around corners.
My inner monologue has backup dancers.
Goodnight.
Sounds like a companion I know who has starved to death three times this week
February 6, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Sounds like a companion I know who has starved to death three times this week
Current status: Unironically texting the We Need To Talk bitmoji to my BFF at 6:30am
February 6, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Current status: Unironically texting the We Need To Talk bitmoji to my BFF at 6:30am
Sitting at the kitchen table, having breakfast with Thursday, watching a livestream import game auction.
I realized I recognized what they were listening to in the background - the first Japanese song I ever learned all the words to.
I realized I recognized what they were listening to in the background - the first Japanese song I ever learned all the words to.
February 5, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Sitting at the kitchen table, having breakfast with Thursday, watching a livestream import game auction.
I realized I recognized what they were listening to in the background - the first Japanese song I ever learned all the words to.
I realized I recognized what they were listening to in the background - the first Japanese song I ever learned all the words to.
I can only imagine what a pleasant experience Fallout 4 would be on the Switch.
I almost typed that without laughing
I almost typed that without laughing
Bethesda confirms Fallout 4/Skyrim/Oblivion Switch 2 retail releases will be code in a box bethesda.net/en/article/1...
February 5, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I can only imagine what a pleasant experience Fallout 4 would be on the Switch.
I almost typed that without laughing
I almost typed that without laughing
Leave him be, he’s freelancing
[0012686] A dwarf constantly switching between trying to handle a giant gazelle and having no job
February 5, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Leave him be, he’s freelancing
It’s too early in the morning for shirtless Tony Danza.
February 5, 2026 at 11:51 AM
It’s too early in the morning for shirtless Tony Danza.
Chappel Roan coming to Fortnite and a beet delivery to my house? Time to break out one of the best images I’ve ever made in my life.
February 3, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Chappel Roan coming to Fortnite and a beet delivery to my house? Time to break out one of the best images I’ve ever made in my life.
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Hydration is the key to working remotely
[0011008] Expedition leader or unhappy dwarf dies from dehydration trying to conduct meeting outside of alert burrow
February 3, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Hydration is the key to working remotely
How the heck do you turn on notifications for someone in this app??
February 3, 2026 at 6:22 PM
How the heck do you turn on notifications for someone in this app??
I always thought this line was about CMP, the ice cream flavor, because eating ice cream gives you a fat ass.
February 3, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I always thought this line was about CMP, the ice cream flavor, because eating ice cream gives you a fat ass.
February 3, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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I heard the Nintendo Wii crash noise in a YouTube video I watched today, and my brain, as usual, said "Hey, you want to make something silly?" #VideoEdits #YTPMV
January 27, 2026 at 11:03 AM
I heard the Nintendo Wii crash noise in a YouTube video I watched today, and my brain, as usual, said "Hey, you want to make something silly?" #VideoEdits #YTPMV
I’m okay with needlessly gendering candy in the case of Mr Goodbar.
He exists and he has nuts and thinks that earns him a spot next to Krackel.
Not all men, but _definitely_ Mr Goodbar.
He exists and he has nuts and thinks that earns him a spot next to Krackel.
Not all men, but _definitely_ Mr Goodbar.
January 29, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I’m okay with needlessly gendering candy in the case of Mr Goodbar.
He exists and he has nuts and thinks that earns him a spot next to Krackel.
Not all men, but _definitely_ Mr Goodbar.
He exists and he has nuts and thinks that earns him a spot next to Krackel.
Not all men, but _definitely_ Mr Goodbar.
In 1998, this girl could solve every one of my life’s problems
January 29, 2026 at 9:05 PM
In 1998, this girl could solve every one of my life’s problems
You’ll find me yodeling into the end days
The Doomsday Clock is too grim. We should change it to this.
January 27, 2026 at 8:18 PM
You’ll find me yodeling into the end days
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