✨ glamorize the chaos ✨
Made coffee (four shots of espresso).
Put too much half and half in it.
Tastes like a cup of milk.
I don’t even like milk.
Added another two shots of espresso.
Ahh, much better.
My headache is gone.
I can hear around corners.
My inner monologue has backup dancers.
Goodnight.
Made coffee (four shots of espresso).
Put too much half and half in it.
Tastes like a cup of milk.
I don’t even like milk.
Added another two shots of espresso.
Ahh, much better.
My headache is gone.
I can hear around corners.
My inner monologue has backup dancers.
Goodnight.
I realized I recognized what they were listening to in the background - the first Japanese song I ever learned all the words to.
I realized I recognized what they were listening to in the background - the first Japanese song I ever learned all the words to.
I almost typed that without laughing
I almost typed that without laughing
He exists and he has nuts and thinks that earns him a spot next to Krackel.
Not all men, but _definitely_ Mr Goodbar.
He exists and he has nuts and thinks that earns him a spot next to Krackel.
Not all men, but _definitely_ Mr Goodbar.
Fix your shit, sun. Go melt some snow and leave me alone.
This is my sun salutation.
Fix your shit, sun. Go melt some snow and leave me alone.
This is my sun salutation.