famicom
@famicom.bsky.social
stock standard elder millennial, prepackaged with a cat and a chronic illness. no longer empty and frantic.
✨ glamorize the chaos ✨
✨ glamorize the chaos ✨
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famicom
@famicom.bsky.social
· Feb 27
If you can’t hamburger help yourself, how the hell you gonna hamburger help somebody else?
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Setting up Windows 98
December 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Setting up Windows 98
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Some days my legs are longer than others and I think that’s weird but I’m not going to ask why.
December 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Some days my legs are longer than others and I think that’s weird but I’m not going to ask why.
can I just get some PTO and keep my gender as is please
Trump: "Transgender for every member of your family. If they're not feeling well that night, let's just change their sex."
December 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
can I just get some PTO and keep my gender as is please
I wanna feel the ʰᵉᵃᵗ with somebody
December 11, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I wanna feel the ʰᵉᵃᵗ with somebody
13 years ago, I dated a YouTube rapper for three weeks. He wrote an entire EP about the experience, lamenting that there are vests to stop bullets, but none to stop heartbreak.
I wrote a ukulele song in response, and I thought it was lost to the ages.
I found it!!!
I wrote a ukulele song in response, and I thought it was lost to the ages.
I found it!!!
December 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
13 years ago, I dated a YouTube rapper for three weeks. He wrote an entire EP about the experience, lamenting that there are vests to stop bullets, but none to stop heartbreak.
I wrote a ukulele song in response, and I thought it was lost to the ages.
I found it!!!
I wrote a ukulele song in response, and I thought it was lost to the ages.
I found it!!!
I always thought his name was Egg McMahon when I was a kid and I’m delighted to learn I’m not the only one
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I always thought his name was Egg McMahon when I was a kid and I’m delighted to learn I’m not the only one
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Everyone else's neurodivergence: smol snek must protecc hurr
My neurodivergence: if anything happens to the Italian gymnast lady and her cheese wheels I will do a calamity
My neurodivergence: if anything happens to the Italian gymnast lady and her cheese wheels I will do a calamity
December 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Everyone else's neurodivergence: smol snek must protecc hurr
My neurodivergence: if anything happens to the Italian gymnast lady and her cheese wheels I will do a calamity
My neurodivergence: if anything happens to the Italian gymnast lady and her cheese wheels I will do a calamity
Singing “you’ll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you” directly at the aforementioned “you” is immeasurable.
Just in case anyone needs a refresher on this powerful magic: youtu.be/eDwi-8n054s?...
Fleetwood Mac - Silver Springs (Live) (Official Video) [HD]
YouTube video by Fleetwood Mac
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Singing “you’ll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you” directly at the aforementioned “you” is immeasurable.
I’m going to set an automation in my phone to send this picture to @tcdohl.bsky.social every day at anout 2pm
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’m going to set an automation in my phone to send this picture to @tcdohl.bsky.social every day at anout 2pm
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My dresser had a little maze in the instruction book. I helped the little cat.
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 AM
My dresser had a little maze in the instruction book. I helped the little cat.
I miss the days when all my ads were for Bent Penis Disease.
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I miss the days when all my ads were for Bent Penis Disease.
I’m so grateful for AI’d versions of real estate listings. Imagining myself shitting directly into a plant and hovering my towels in front of shelves makes me feel really at home.
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I’m so grateful for AI’d versions of real estate listings. Imagining myself shitting directly into a plant and hovering my towels in front of shelves makes me feel really at home.
I can’t close my bandana drawer. This is both hilarious and frightening. I am neither the Frito Bandito nor a dog groomer, this is simply too much.
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I can’t close my bandana drawer. This is both hilarious and frightening. I am neither the Frito Bandito nor a dog groomer, this is simply too much.
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retvrn
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
retvrn
Me, wondering who the **fuck** is emailing me at 12:06am immediately after forwarding something to myself.
a close up of a woman 's face with a black background .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a black background .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Me, wondering who the **fuck** is emailing me at 12:06am immediately after forwarding something to myself.
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Happy birthday to the Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov who casually deciphered the Mayan script in 1952 and got pissed when editors removed his cat as co-author on papers or cropped her out of his author headshot (the only picture of himself he even liked)
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Happy birthday to the Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov who casually deciphered the Mayan script in 1952 and got pissed when editors removed his cat as co-author on papers or cropped her out of his author headshot (the only picture of himself he even liked)
How can we worry about such nonsense when there are starving children in Lake Titicaca
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
How can we worry about such nonsense when there are starving children in Lake Titicaca
Me, remembering to take Advil
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Me, remembering to take Advil
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I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)
October 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)
Low-key proud to be from the Lehigh Valley, thanks to this IRL shitpost
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Low-key proud to be from the Lehigh Valley, thanks to this IRL shitpost
Why is every lamp ugly? I just want to buy a floor lamp. Every single one of them is boring. I can’t justify spending $50 on something hideous that I’m going to have to look at all the time. Do I just not like floor lamps? Is something wrong with me?
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Why is every lamp ugly? I just want to buy a floor lamp. Every single one of them is boring. I can’t justify spending $50 on something hideous that I’m going to have to look at all the time. Do I just not like floor lamps? Is something wrong with me?
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that an influencer in possession of a modicum of clout, must be in want of a Fortnite collab.
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that an influencer in possession of a modicum of clout, must be in want of a Fortnite collab.