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and the promise was eternal, but you couldn't see that far
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Oh dear god, she's learned alchemy (anime edition)
Pringles | Big Game 2026 Commercial | "Pringleleo" Extended Cut
YouTube video by Pringles U.S.
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February 8, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Oh dear god, she's learned alchemy (anime edition)
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My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
February 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
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Chappel Roan coming to Fortnite and a beet delivery to my house? Time to break out one of the best images I’ve ever made in my life.
February 3, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Chappel Roan coming to Fortnite and a beet delivery to my house? Time to break out one of the best images I’ve ever made in my life.
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oomf: *likes my tweet*
Me: Oh thank God they still like me
Me: Oh thank God they still like me
January 31, 2026 at 1:09 AM
oomf: *likes my tweet*
Me: Oh thank God they still like me
Me: Oh thank God they still like me
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I heard the Nintendo Wii crash noise in a YouTube video I watched today, and my brain, as usual, said "Hey, you want to make something silly?" #VideoEdits #YTPMV
January 27, 2026 at 11:03 AM
I heard the Nintendo Wii crash noise in a YouTube video I watched today, and my brain, as usual, said "Hey, you want to make something silly?" #VideoEdits #YTPMV
So on the one hand, I feel really good now about not picking up Death Stranding at its all-time low (on Xbox) in the holiday sale.
On the other, I'm starting to feel a bad way about getting the Pixel Remasters, playing through the first game immediately, and then dropping off them through now.
On the other, I'm starting to feel a bad way about getting the Pixel Remasters, playing through the first game immediately, and then dropping off them through now.
Coming to Game Pass: news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/0...
Ultimate:
-MIO: Memories in Orbit (today)
-Indika (2/2)
Premium:
-RE Village (today)
-Death Stranding Director's Cut (1/21)
-Ninja Gaiden Ragebound (1/21)
-The Talos Principle 2 (1/27)
-Anno: Mutationem (1/28)
-Drop Duchy (1/28)
...
Ultimate:
-MIO: Memories in Orbit (today)
-Indika (2/2)
Premium:
-RE Village (today)
-Death Stranding Director's Cut (1/21)
-Ninja Gaiden Ragebound (1/21)
-The Talos Principle 2 (1/27)
-Anno: Mutationem (1/28)
-Drop Duchy (1/28)
...
January 20, 2026 at 6:37 PM
So on the one hand, I feel really good now about not picking up Death Stranding at its all-time low (on Xbox) in the holiday sale.
On the other, I'm starting to feel a bad way about getting the Pixel Remasters, playing through the first game immediately, and then dropping off them through now.
On the other, I'm starting to feel a bad way about getting the Pixel Remasters, playing through the first game immediately, and then dropping off them through now.
There's probably a very good reason I don't write about much any longer if it's not meaningless shitposting claptrap. I have little energy left as is than to be frustrated on main with the remnant.
That said, I probably should have eaten more than one passable meal in the last, uh, measure of time.
That said, I probably should have eaten more than one passable meal in the last, uh, measure of time.
January 15, 2026 at 3:21 PM
There's probably a very good reason I don't write about much any longer if it's not meaningless shitposting claptrap. I have little energy left as is than to be frustrated on main with the remnant.
That said, I probably should have eaten more than one passable meal in the last, uh, measure of time.
That said, I probably should have eaten more than one passable meal in the last, uh, measure of time.
Whenever I see that adage, I invariably think back to every viscous or remotely judgmental argument I faced in decades past about the supposed failures of new media, Wikipedia, and its mission particularly with respect to entrenched academic practices, and, man. I get pensive.
wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
January 15, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Whenever I see that adage, I invariably think back to every viscous or remotely judgmental argument I faced in decades past about the supposed failures of new media, Wikipedia, and its mission particularly with respect to entrenched academic practices, and, man. I get pensive.
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I am observing behaviors from the Heated Rivalry fandom that make the Spanish Inquisition look like a friendly door-to-door signature collecting operation
January 10, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I am observing behaviors from the Heated Rivalry fandom that make the Spanish Inquisition look like a friendly door-to-door signature collecting operation
If pork roll is the Wario of offal varieties, scrapple is absolutely its deliciously questionable Waluigi.
January 9, 2026 at 4:57 PM
If pork roll is the Wario of offal varieties, scrapple is absolutely its deliciously questionable Waluigi.
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ain't this that communist video game no one shuts up about
December 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
ain't this that communist video game no one shuts up about
I already miss them dearly.
Probably as good a time as any to mention that I plan on making a mastodon account soon, as soon as I decipher those arcane creation instruction runes and decide what cabal to apply to and finish any of the dozen other tasks I have on my plate (sigh).
Probably as good a time as any to mention that I plan on making a mastodon account soon, as soon as I decipher those arcane creation instruction runes and decide what cabal to apply to and finish any of the dozen other tasks I have on my plate (sigh).
in case anyone was wondering wtf happened to @thelouvreof.bsky.social/Louvre of Bluesky: the creator got doxxed, bsky did nothing, and they decided to go out in a blaze of glory
December 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I already miss them dearly.
Probably as good a time as any to mention that I plan on making a mastodon account soon, as soon as I decipher those arcane creation instruction runes and decide what cabal to apply to and finish any of the dozen other tasks I have on my plate (sigh).
Probably as good a time as any to mention that I plan on making a mastodon account soon, as soon as I decipher those arcane creation instruction runes and decide what cabal to apply to and finish any of the dozen other tasks I have on my plate (sigh).
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Since Polygon is leaving it out of the headline: Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to put money into the pocket of a bigot who uses her wealth to further the genocide of trans people through lawsuits and legislation. Every 'free' game gives money directly to JKR, and they are complicit.
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
Hogwarts Legacy is now at the right price: $0
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
www.polygon.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Since Polygon is leaving it out of the headline: Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to put money into the pocket of a bigot who uses her wealth to further the genocide of trans people through lawsuits and legislation. Every 'free' game gives money directly to JKR, and they are complicit.
In light of every brand and their mother doing their own (largely undesired) year-in-review right now, I've decided it's time to jump on that bandwagon.
Here's your tcdohl/PJM Wrap-it-Up 2025: You don't share enough photos of your pets with me, and it makes me sad. Please do better. Here's to 2026!
Here's your tcdohl/PJM Wrap-it-Up 2025: You don't share enough photos of your pets with me, and it makes me sad. Please do better. Here's to 2026!
December 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
In light of every brand and their mother doing their own (largely undesired) year-in-review right now, I've decided it's time to jump on that bandwagon.
Here's your tcdohl/PJM Wrap-it-Up 2025: You don't share enough photos of your pets with me, and it makes me sad. Please do better. Here's to 2026!
Here's your tcdohl/PJM Wrap-it-Up 2025: You don't share enough photos of your pets with me, and it makes me sad. Please do better. Here's to 2026!
Everyone else's neurodivergence: smol snek must protecc hurr
My neurodivergence: if anything happens to the Italian gymnast lady and her cheese wheels I will do a calamity
My neurodivergence: if anything happens to the Italian gymnast lady and her cheese wheels I will do a calamity
December 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Everyone else's neurodivergence: smol snek must protecc hurr
My neurodivergence: if anything happens to the Italian gymnast lady and her cheese wheels I will do a calamity
My neurodivergence: if anything happens to the Italian gymnast lady and her cheese wheels I will do a calamity
Feels like the highest form of praise for @famicom.bsky.social's egg sandwiches when I worry that I need to temporarily turn the room lights up high in order to triple-check that I didn't get yolk all over myself, lmao
November 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Feels like the highest form of praise for @famicom.bsky.social's egg sandwiches when I worry that I need to temporarily turn the room lights up high in order to triple-check that I didn't get yolk all over myself, lmao
𝘛𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘐 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨
𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯.
𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯.
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
𝘛𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘐 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨
𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯.
𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯.
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bad writing can lowkey be beautiful. not because the language is beautiful but because bad writing can reveal things about the writer that "good writing" would know to conceal or distract from. sometimes when reading bad writing I feel a terrible, thrilling closeness to the author.
November 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
bad writing can lowkey be beautiful. not because the language is beautiful but because bad writing can reveal things about the writer that "good writing" would know to conceal or distract from. sometimes when reading bad writing I feel a terrible, thrilling closeness to the author.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that an influencer in possession of a modicum of clout, must be in want of a Fortnite collab.
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that an influencer in possession of a modicum of clout, must be in want of a Fortnite collab.
Babe wake up, new migraine inducer just dropped
Vampire Survivors but it's in Virtual Reality! is Out Now 🦇
Classic gameplay that you know and love, but now... you can be the bullet hell with your face! 🔥
Get up close and personal to Poe & his Garlic in Vampire Survivors VR on Meta Quest 3 & 3S 🧄
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDAAEYBvq3E
Classic gameplay that you know and love, but now... you can be the bullet hell with your face! 🔥
Get up close and personal to Poe & his Garlic in Vampire Survivors VR on Meta Quest 3 & 3S 🧄
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDAAEYBvq3E
Vampire Survivors but it's in Virtual Reality | OUT NOW | Launch Trailer
YouTube video by poncle - Vampire Survivors
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Babe wake up, new migraine inducer just dropped
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welcome back ouya
Steam Frame, Steam Controller, Steam Machine announcement is expected soon, here's a first look!
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
welcome back ouya
"Vote blue no matter who" is the new "you pull you tank".
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
"Vote blue no matter who" is the new "you pull you tank".
Not many things in this world involuntarily make me happy at this point in my life. But man, somehow the first peppermint mocha of the season still makes me crack a smile.
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Not many things in this world involuntarily make me happy at this point in my life. But man, somehow the first peppermint mocha of the season still makes me crack a smile.