Unidash 🦄
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Actually i love being vulnerable I just don’t like being vulnerable with people who make me feel uncomfortable doing so!!!!! Intuition WINS OUT AGAIN
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i hate sending a long message that includes Some Vulnerability™ and not getting a response back in 0.000003 seconds, thus requiring me to sit there being like “i hate being vulnerable and this is why”
December 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Actually i love being vulnerable I just don’t like being vulnerable with people who make me feel uncomfortable doing so!!!!! Intuition WINS OUT AGAIN
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i hate sending a long message that includes Some Vulnerability™ and not getting a response back in 0.000003 seconds, thus requiring me to sit there being like “i hate being vulnerable and this is why”
December 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i hate sending a long message that includes Some Vulnerability™ and not getting a response back in 0.000003 seconds, thus requiring me to sit there being like “i hate being vulnerable and this is why”
1. Yeah yeah ia just don’t do it again.
2. Whoever formatted this interview’s subtitles is the biggest E33 fan of all time to commit to that awful font/colour/presentation. Very on-brand.
2. Whoever formatted this interview’s subtitles is the biggest E33 fan of all time to commit to that awful font/colour/presentation. Very on-brand.
December 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
1. Yeah yeah ia just don’t do it again.
2. Whoever formatted this interview’s subtitles is the biggest E33 fan of all time to commit to that awful font/colour/presentation. Very on-brand.
2. Whoever formatted this interview’s subtitles is the biggest E33 fan of all time to commit to that awful font/colour/presentation. Very on-brand.
“The only thing you owe them is to live a life you enjoy.”
December 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
“The only thing you owe them is to live a life you enjoy.”
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torrenting was always morally righteous and strategically sound.
logging onto limewire under dark of night to download 60 minutes
December 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
torrenting was always morally righteous and strategically sound.
You hate E33 because you haven't played it and don't like hearing about it all the time, I hate E33 because I played it and love it like the imperfect work of art it is, we are not the same
December 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
You hate E33 because you haven't played it and don't like hearing about it all the time, I hate E33 because I played it and love it like the imperfect work of art it is, we are not the same
Man… the Epstein stuff is so depressing. I stumbled upon a cockatiel subreddit discussing it and the spontaneous eulogies written by these random bird owners for a victim who had a picture with her own bird were heartbreaking. So much of the reaction to this is just memes.
December 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Man… the Epstein stuff is so depressing. I stumbled upon a cockatiel subreddit discussing it and the spontaneous eulogies written by these random bird owners for a victim who had a picture with her own bird were heartbreaking. So much of the reaction to this is just memes.
I think it’s unrealistic to expect video games to not be touched by AI in some way when it is taking over everything — internet, print media, ads, tattoos, e-commerce, every app we use etc — so I think the way AI is used will matter.
December 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I think it’s unrealistic to expect video games to not be touched by AI in some way when it is taking over everything — internet, print media, ads, tattoos, e-commerce, every app we use etc — so I think the way AI is used will matter.
I wish I cared more about Sciel/Lune bc the fanart is hot and I think the dynamic is there but they have literally 1.5 conversations in a 30 hr game and after that their most meaningful reference to each other is making it clear that they're cool with the other one fucking Verso. 🤪
December 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I wish I cared more about Sciel/Lune bc the fanart is hot and I think the dynamic is there but they have literally 1.5 conversations in a 30 hr game and after that their most meaningful reference to each other is making it clear that they're cool with the other one fucking Verso. 🤪
I still love that E33 has a cast where every single character participates in at least one art form, often multiple.
December 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I still love that E33 has a cast where every single character participates in at least one art form, often multiple.
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"Luigi Mangione cannot take a bad picture" is rapidly reaching "mass can neither be created nor destroyed" levels of scientific validity
December 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
"Luigi Mangione cannot take a bad picture" is rapidly reaching "mass can neither be created nor destroyed" levels of scientific validity
Does anyone remember that thought experiment about what you’d do if you woke up to find another human had been medically hooked up to your life functions/body and if you insisted on having them disconnected they’d die. Does that have a name/author.
December 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Does anyone remember that thought experiment about what you’d do if you woke up to find another human had been medically hooked up to your life functions/body and if you insisted on having them disconnected they’d die. Does that have a name/author.
I hate him now. I am full of hate and whoo.
me whenever someone wants to know anything more about esquie
Whatever happened to mystery? We don't need villains' back stories. We don't need a fleshed-out arc for every minor character. Just tell the story, then fuck off and let the audience's imagination do the rest.
December 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I hate him now. I am full of hate and whoo.
So did AI come up with the concept of intercutting shots of violent gore and bodily mutilation with shots of women getting fucked in the Divinity trailer, or did people?
December 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
So did AI come up with the concept of intercutting shots of violent gore and bodily mutilation with shots of women getting fucked in the Divinity trailer, or did people?
actually find it so funny when exp33 fans are like "if you continue to play the game after you finish it, you are the problem and didn't understand the meaning of it." it's a fucking game dude and also I am not a member of the dessendre family. THEY have to touch grass, I am with Lumière!
December 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
actually find it so funny when exp33 fans are like "if you continue to play the game after you finish it, you are the problem and didn't understand the meaning of it." it's a fucking game dude and also I am not a member of the dessendre family. THEY have to touch grass, I am with Lumière!
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
I feel ambivalent on the Game Awards themselves other than the quality of the show being generally laughable, but I don’t understand it as a source of vitriol about the game industry in general.
December 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I feel ambivalent on the Game Awards themselves other than the quality of the show being generally laughable, but I don’t understand it as a source of vitriol about the game industry in general.
I was destined to hate the Hive in Pluribus because I’ve been a hater of John Lennon’s “Imagine” since I was a small child.
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I was destined to hate the Hive in Pluribus because I’ve been a hater of John Lennon’s “Imagine” since I was a small child.
Is professional ear cleaning a scam. Idfk.
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Is professional ear cleaning a scam. Idfk.
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I am brimming with holiday spirit
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I am brimming with holiday spirit
I hear that gen z men refer to their girlfriends as “bro” “dude” “dog”… I would rather be celibate forever than hear that
December 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I hear that gen z men refer to their girlfriends as “bro” “dude” “dog”… I would rather be celibate forever than hear that
shala nyx not nominated for a bafta while entire rest of main E33 cast was, i will find whoever is responsible and gommage them
December 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
shala nyx not nominated for a bafta while entire rest of main E33 cast was, i will find whoever is responsible and gommage them
Fam member i haven’t spoken to since Nov of last year sending a digital Christmas card that says “thank you for being a part of our lives.”
You’re welcome
You’re welcome
a woman with short hair and a necklace is pointing at the camera
ALT: a woman with short hair and a necklace is pointing at the camera
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Fam member i haven’t spoken to since Nov of last year sending a digital Christmas card that says “thank you for being a part of our lives.”
You’re welcome
You’re welcome
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every time I see an A-list actor in an ad for some slot machine phone game, I think about how Bill Murray's character in Lost in Translation doing advertisements is framed as basically the highest form of humiliation an actor could go through.
December 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
every time I see an A-list actor in an ad for some slot machine phone game, I think about how Bill Murray's character in Lost in Translation doing advertisements is framed as basically the highest form of humiliation an actor could go through.
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Do not be a willing agent in your own commodification! You are not just a pair of eyeballs to be sold to advertisers. You are not obliged to help giant piratic entertainment conglomerates meet their quarterly revenue goals. You are a human being in a society! You deserve good art!
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Do not be a willing agent in your own commodification! You are not just a pair of eyeballs to be sold to advertisers. You are not obliged to help giant piratic entertainment conglomerates meet their quarterly revenue goals. You are a human being in a society! You deserve good art!