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@fart.business
senior happiness engineer @ northrop-grumman
god damnit frog they aren’t even called that anymore
December 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
“god and sinners reconciled” uhhhh…if he wants to call and say he’s sorry he has my number
December 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
walking around the produce section and pointing to the vegetables i’ve seen in video games
December 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
failing the humanity ink blot test pretty hard here
Q: What did you see in the second strike?

Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
December 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
how about: strong floor, strong ceiling, everybody’s got a fuckin house
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
crocheting a chevron for the fall
December 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
season 5 was gonna fuckin rip
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
bad news everybody, they ran out of qr codes
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
more like keith “older man” 😎
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
i spent so much time in the basement grinding this map and listening to weird al
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
if you went to a protest today, thank you. i was attending a child’s birthday party at great wolf lodge and couldn’t come. i rubbed my neck a bunch when i walked by a lady in a turning point shirt but i don’t think she saw 🫡
October 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m five apples tall
October 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
i’m so glad they rushed to put this in xcode
October 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
who else is playing nonstop hades 2 and can’t get “wrapped around your finger” out of their head
October 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
unless she did a track with poppy i’m just gonna skip this one
October 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Reposted by rich
casio just launched an ai rodent
September 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
joz been hitting the ozempic
September 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
got a podcast ad for the concept of podcast ads and it got as far as “podcast ads work” before i hit skip
August 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
it’s just the truth!
the miranda class is hands down the best star trek chassis
August 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
allowing websites to react to scrolling was a huge mistake
August 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
DONKEY KONG BANANZA is an action rpg with platforming elements:

- towns w/ shops
- skill tree
- equipment that alters stats
- npcs to talk to
- conversations w/ party at camp
August 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
new pool kids whips
August 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
let’s put all these people in jail~! 🥰 for the rest of their lives 🥰
August 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
buying every frank lloyd wright house to put a big ass tv above the fireplace 😈
August 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
the most serious minds in artificial intelligence today are typing “make a better ai” into their ais and waiting for it to work
August 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM