calling all birds
falcon = follow back
copy paste and quote tweet this with these selfsame instructions
we're unifying the flock again
𓅀𓅁𓅂𓅃𓅄𓅅𓅆𓅇𓅈𓅉𓅊𓅋𓅌𓅍𓅎𓅏𓅐𓅑𓅒𓅓𓅔𓅕𓅖𓅗𓅘𓅙𓅚𓅛𓅜𓅝𓅞𓅟𓅠𓅡𓅢𓅣𓅤𓅥𓅦𓅧𓅨𓅩𓅪𓅫𓅬𓅭𓅮𓅯𓅰𓅱𓅲𓅳𓅴𓅵𓅶𓅷
falcon = follow back
copy paste and quote tweet this with these selfsame instructions
we're unifying the flock again
𓅀𓅁𓅂𓅃𓅄𓅅𓅆𓅇𓅈𓅉𓅊𓅋𓅌𓅍𓅎𓅏𓅐𓅑𓅒𓅓𓅔𓅕𓅖𓅗𓅘𓅙𓅚𓅛𓅜𓅝𓅞𓅟𓅠𓅡𓅢𓅣𓅤𓅥𓅦𓅧𓅨𓅩𓅪𓅫𓅬𓅭𓅮𓅯𓅰𓅱𓅲𓅳𓅴𓅵𓅶𓅷
calling all birds
falcon = follow back
copy paste and quote tweet this with these selfsame instructions
we're unifying the flock again
𓅀𓅁𓅂𓅃𓅄𓅅𓅆𓅇𓅈𓅉𓅊𓅋𓅌𓅍𓅎𓅏𓅐𓅑𓅒𓅓𓅔𓅕𓅖𓅗𓅘𓅙𓅚𓅛𓅜𓅝𓅞𓅟𓅠𓅡𓅢𓅣𓅤𓅥𓅦𓅧𓅨𓅩𓅪𓅫𓅬𓅭𓅮𓅯𓅰𓅱𓅲𓅳𓅴𓅵𓅶𓅷
falcon = follow back
copy paste and quote tweet this with these selfsame instructions
we're unifying the flock again
𓅀𓅁𓅂𓅃𓅄𓅅𓅆𓅇𓅈𓅉𓅊𓅋𓅌𓅍𓅎𓅏𓅐𓅑𓅒𓅓𓅔𓅕𓅖𓅗𓅘𓅙𓅚𓅛𓅜𓅝𓅞𓅟𓅠𓅡𓅢𓅣𓅤𓅥𓅦𓅧𓅨𓅩𓅪𓅫𓅬𓅭𓅮𓅯𓅰𓅱𓅲𓅳𓅴𓅵𓅶𓅷
calling all birds
falcon = follow back
copy paste and quote tweet this with these selfsame instructions
we're unifying the flock again
𓅀𓅁𓅂𓅃𓅄𓅅𓅆𓅇𓅈𓅉𓅊𓅋𓅌𓅍𓅎𓅏𓅐𓅑𓅒𓅓𓅔𓅕𓅖𓅗𓅘𓅙𓅚𓅛𓅜𓅝𓅞𓅟𓅠𓅡𓅢𓅣𓅤𓅥𓅦𓅧𓅨𓅩𓅪𓅫𓅬𓅭𓅮𓅯𓅰𓅱𓅲𓅳𓅴𓅵𓅶𓅷
falcon = follow back
copy paste and quote tweet this with these selfsame instructions
we're unifying the flock again
𓅀𓅁𓅂𓅃𓅄𓅅𓅆𓅇𓅈𓅉𓅊𓅋𓅌𓅍𓅎𓅏𓅐𓅑𓅒𓅓𓅔𓅕𓅖𓅗𓅘𓅙𓅚𓅛𓅜𓅝𓅞𓅟𓅠𓅡𓅢𓅣𓅤𓅥𓅦𓅧𓅨𓅩𓅪𓅫𓅬𓅭𓅮𓅯𓅰𓅱𓅲𓅳𓅴𓅵𓅶𓅷
January 27, 2026 at 12:35 AM
calling all birds
falcon = follow back
copy paste and quote tweet this with these selfsame instructions
we're unifying the flock again
𓅀𓅁𓅂𓅃𓅄𓅅𓅆𓅇𓅈𓅉𓅊𓅋𓅌𓅍𓅎𓅏𓅐𓅑𓅒𓅓𓅔𓅕𓅖𓅗𓅘𓅙𓅚𓅛𓅜𓅝𓅞𓅟𓅠𓅡𓅢𓅣𓅤𓅥𓅦𓅧𓅨𓅩𓅪𓅫𓅬𓅭𓅮𓅯𓅰𓅱𓅲𓅳𓅴𓅵𓅶𓅷
falcon = follow back
copy paste and quote tweet this with these selfsame instructions
we're unifying the flock again
𓅀𓅁𓅂𓅃𓅄𓅅𓅆𓅇𓅈𓅉𓅊𓅋𓅌𓅍𓅎𓅏𓅐𓅑𓅒𓅓𓅔𓅕𓅖𓅗𓅘𓅙𓅚𓅛𓅜𓅝𓅞𓅟𓅠𓅡𓅢𓅣𓅤𓅥𓅦𓅧𓅨𓅩𓅪𓅫𓅬𓅭𓅮𓅯𓅰𓅱𓅲𓅳𓅴𓅵𓅶𓅷
Bluesky and Twitter competing for who has the most zogslop
January 25, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Bluesky and Twitter competing for who has the most zogslop
One driver in your motorcade
is all it takes
is all it takes
One Luigi freaked them out far more than any lawsuit threats.
January 25, 2026 at 3:13 AM
One driver in your motorcade
is all it takes
is all it takes
Blue MAGA in deep cognitive dissonance
January 25, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Blue MAGA in deep cognitive dissonance
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The Democrats are led by Nazis.
Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza"
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
January 18, 2026 at 7:34 PM
The Democrats are led by Nazis.
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Choose your mission.
January 23, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Choose your mission.
The Larry Ellison TikTok shop folks.
January 14, 2026 at 5:43 PM
The Larry Ellison TikTok shop folks.
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can we finally agree that liberals aren't leftists and just stop wasting time and energy
January 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
can we finally agree that liberals aren't leftists and just stop wasting time and energy
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Do not trust anything the US government says about authoritarianism in other countries, regardless of who our president is.
January 3, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Do not trust anything the US government says about authoritarianism in other countries, regardless of who our president is.
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The United States of America is not the good guy. We are terrorists with better weapons.
January 4, 2026 at 6:57 AM
The United States of America is not the good guy. We are terrorists with better weapons.
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Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
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Asked if he supports Congress using its power of the purse to hold Trump accountable for Venezuela, Chuck Schumer replies: "Let's first get the facts."
January 4, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Asked if he supports Congress using its power of the purse to hold Trump accountable for Venezuela, Chuck Schumer replies: "Let's first get the facts."
Fuck the military. Baby killers and rapists since our country’s inception.
So how does everyone feel about our military? Trust them? Or will they do Trumps bidding? Is Congress hiding?
January 4, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Fuck the military. Baby killers and rapists since our country’s inception.
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This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.
January 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.
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Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries haven’t said anything about Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries haven’t said anything about Venezuela
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Our president drowned a baby in lake Michigan
December 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Our president drowned a baby in lake Michigan
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December 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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jimmy fallon has a knack for embracing scams
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
jimmy fallon has a knack for embracing scams
Bluesky is a lot like Twitter in that your constantly have to lead a horse to water and wipe their ass while you’re at it.
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Bluesky is a lot like Twitter in that your constantly have to lead a horse to water and wipe their ass while you’re at it.
“Whataboutism” was coined when race mixing and desegregation was considered a communist plot.
December 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
“Whataboutism” was coined when race mixing and desegregation was considered a communist plot.