Fart power
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Who needs a fart, when a fart can be broken
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My peace and quiet was stolen from me
When I was looking with calm affection
You were searching out my imperfections
What wasted unconditional love
When I was looking with calm affection
You were searching out my imperfections
What wasted unconditional love
January 5, 2026 at 10:03 PM
My peace and quiet was stolen from me
When I was looking with calm affection
You were searching out my imperfections
What wasted unconditional love
When I was looking with calm affection
You were searching out my imperfections
What wasted unconditional love
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![Comic. [Comment section on a video. 564 comments, including posts from three different avatars: “Who else is here in 2023?” “Is anyone else watching this in 2017?” “Anyone else here in 2025?”] [caption] For some reason, confused time travelers always try to find each other using YouTube comments.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreia42izz36bkhdteb5743objgf2s3whe3kblmnxnwjvgggtu66ea54@jpeg)
January 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
#thetraitors the secret traitor is brilliant. Adds so much more intrigue!
January 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
#thetraitors the secret traitor is brilliant. Adds so much more intrigue!
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Reminder that years ago it was found out that the FBI straight up made up a whole bunch of fake forensic sciences, plural. People have gone to jail and been executed due to literally pseudoscience.
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
The FBI Faked an Entire Field of Forensic Science
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December 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Reminder that years ago it was found out that the FBI straight up made up a whole bunch of fake forensic sciences, plural. People have gone to jail and been executed due to literally pseudoscience.
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
Karl Rock is a cunt.
December 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Karl Rock is a cunt.
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It is my fault, you see
You never learned that much from me
Oh, you silly, stupid pastime of mine
You were always good for a rhyme
You never learned that much from me
Oh, you silly, stupid pastime of mine
You were always good for a rhyme
December 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It is my fault, you see
You never learned that much from me
Oh, you silly, stupid pastime of mine
You were always good for a rhyme
You never learned that much from me
Oh, you silly, stupid pastime of mine
You were always good for a rhyme
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And you can use my skin
To bury secrets in
And I will settle you down
And at my own suggestion
To bury secrets in
And I will settle you down
And at my own suggestion
December 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
And you can use my skin
To bury secrets in
And I will settle you down
And at my own suggestion
To bury secrets in
And I will settle you down
And at my own suggestion
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Clovis Trouille
December 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Clovis Trouille
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“Why are men afraid of women?”
“If your strength is only the other's weakness, you live in fear,” Ged said.
“Yes; but women seem to fear their own strength, to be afraid of themselves.”
“Are they ever taught to trust themselves?” Ged asked
“No,” she said.
“If your strength is only the other's weakness, you live in fear,” Ged said.
“Yes; but women seem to fear their own strength, to be afraid of themselves.”
“Are they ever taught to trust themselves?” Ged asked
“No,” she said.
December 28, 2025 at 11:09 AM
“Why are men afraid of women?”
“If your strength is only the other's weakness, you live in fear,” Ged said.
“Yes; but women seem to fear their own strength, to be afraid of themselves.”
“Are they ever taught to trust themselves?” Ged asked
“No,” she said.
“If your strength is only the other's weakness, you live in fear,” Ged said.
“Yes; but women seem to fear their own strength, to be afraid of themselves.”
“Are they ever taught to trust themselves?” Ged asked
“No,” she said.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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unironically a good idea
December 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
unironically a good idea
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bring back white romcom posters
December 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
bring back white romcom posters
How the fart stole christmas
December 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
How the fart stole christmas
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
still my favorite christmas post
Merry christmas fartlings!
December 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Merry christmas fartlings!
Die Hard is not a christmas movie. Its a christmassy movie.
December 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Die Hard is not a christmas movie. Its a christmassy movie.
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The sunlights differ, but there is only one darkness.
December 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The sunlights differ, but there is only one darkness.
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Caution could but rarely ever helps
December 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Caution could but rarely ever helps
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As an avid observer of algorithms I think I’ve figured out part of what happened here.
FB now explicitly looks for and directs posts you’re opposed to into your feed, to rage-bait engagement.
So now my posts are being actively boosted into people’s feeds of who reject climate. Ha! 😄😵💫
FB now explicitly looks for and directs posts you’re opposed to into your feed, to rage-bait engagement.
So now my posts are being actively boosted into people’s feeds of who reject climate. Ha! 😄😵💫
In 2018, Meta decided “clean energy” and “climate change” were politically sensitive topics, and demanded that I - a climate scientist - register as a political org to post and boost posts on them.
I refused, and my page has been shadow banned since then. For 7 years. Until this week, that is 😳
I refused, and my page has been shadow banned since then. For 7 years. Until this week, that is 😳
December 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
As an avid observer of algorithms I think I’ve figured out part of what happened here.
FB now explicitly looks for and directs posts you’re opposed to into your feed, to rage-bait engagement.
So now my posts are being actively boosted into people’s feeds of who reject climate. Ha! 😄😵💫
FB now explicitly looks for and directs posts you’re opposed to into your feed, to rage-bait engagement.
So now my posts are being actively boosted into people’s feeds of who reject climate. Ha! 😄😵💫
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I don't know what to believe in; you don't know who I am
You'll say I'll need appeasing when I start to cry
But never is a promise and I'll never need a lie
You'll say I'll need appeasing when I start to cry
But never is a promise and I'll never need a lie
December 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I don't know what to believe in; you don't know who I am
You'll say I'll need appeasing when I start to cry
But never is a promise and I'll never need a lie
You'll say I'll need appeasing when I start to cry
But never is a promise and I'll never need a lie