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Matt. Aotearoa. he/him 🏳️‍🌈
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found a photo of me and @myelin.nz
NZ computer programming team, 1996 L-R: Derham McAven (RIP), Matt Currie, @myelin.nz, Shaun Malone, tiny goblin
January 11, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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I met a beautiful lady today and she’s going to come and live with me. her name is Kira and she has completely stolen my heart.
a tiny grey kitten with ginger and white colouring in her fur. she’s licking one paw and you have never imagined a cuter cat in your life
January 10, 2026 at 8:04 AM
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it’s a beautiful object! I’ve got Spoon Autism But For Cups and my personal favourite is this 473ml/16oz pint glass, typically used for tap beers here but the perfect size for a soda or a nice cold glass of water
a pint glass! this one had ginger ale in it but the ginger ale is gone now. the glass has perfect heft and, uh, girth I guess?
January 1, 2026 at 9:47 AM
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heading into 2026 like
photo of the overlook party which I assumed was New Year’s Eve but it’s July 4th which makes perfect sense because the whole point is that there’s nobody at the hotel in the winter. you idiot. you complete moron.
January 1, 2026 at 9:23 AM
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When I was 7 we went on a family holiday and my mum said I was allowed to bring one book so I brought The Usborne Book Of World History and annoyed everyone by reciting all the facts I was learning. Now I have a solo show about it. That’s my origin story.
The Usborne Book Of World History
December 28, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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??
poster for “the spy who loved me”
December 26, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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…and at christmas, you tell the truth
the creepy sign cunt from love actually but his signs have been redacted with big black rectangles
December 26, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Danny DeVito as Penguin, captioned “Somehow… Batman returned”
December 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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yikes
December 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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widget, the world watcher, looking horrified at this suggestion
December 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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letterboxd list entitled “films where someone who doesn’t normally turn left turns left”, featuring mad max: fury road (2015) and zoolander (2001)
December 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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imdb screenshot showing a credit for Matt Powell as “Robust Masturbator”
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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teeny little super guy
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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They’re naming the aisles at New World after suburbs: Brooklyn, Mount Cook, Wellington City (?!), Hataitai, Roseneath. Aisle 3 (international foods) is currently blank, but if you look closely, you can see that someone has apparently had second thoughts about “Chinatown”.
Photo of the aisle signs at new world. Some have been labelled with a bizarre selection of Wellington suburb names.
October 20, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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jesse this whole batch is ruined
national geographic “purple crystal lab” science kit
September 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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#newzealandvalues
godDAMN this stupid milkloving piece of shit dumbass mean spirited sale at briscoes racist sexist 40% off deck furniture piss country
September 7, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Why would that happen? I'll tell you why. If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until it gets so ugly you can hardly bear to look at it. A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
September 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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THERE YOU GO AGAIN ACTING LIKE WE GOT AN INELASTIC PRODUCT WHEN WE DON'T.
August 31, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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the author holding a can of ginger fusion
August 30, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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actor terrence stamp
August 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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just remembered I made this list
A letterboxd list entitled “Movies with animated bears and hot air balloons where Hugh Grant ends the film in prison reflecting on his life as a charismatic but treasure-obsessed villain”. It has two entries: Paddington 2 (2017) and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
August 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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the tone of this video is very
Britta on Community: “I can excuse concentration camps, but I draw the line at looting kitchens”
August 10, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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sometimes the timeline
a juxtaposition of a skeet about juicy tangerines and a skeet about Brandi’s butt
July 18, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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I think a key issue is how a person who likes to look at this stuff gets to be the second biggest cop in the land, whether you surveil them sufficiently or otherwise
A summary of the review said some key issues were identified, including weaknesses in technology configuration, lack of visibility over user activity and gaps in governance.
July 18, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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supermarket tiramisu with a fancy spoon
July 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM