benoit blink-182
@fauxpar.se
Clear eyes, full heart, can’t sleep.
Matt. Aotearoa. he/him 🏳️🌈
Matt. Aotearoa. he/him 🏳️🌈
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
personally I like to think of glass onion as a knives IN mystery, so that rian johnson’s next project can be a shake it all about mystery
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
personally I like to think of glass onion as a knives IN mystery, so that rian johnson’s next project can be a shake it all about mystery
if anyone needs a name for a nail salon that’s a front for the mob, you can have “Look How They Manicured My Boy”
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
if anyone needs a name for a nail salon that’s a front for the mob, you can have “Look How They Manicured My Boy”
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Hell yeah @rianjohnson.bsky.social (reposting with alt text)
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Hell yeah @rianjohnson.bsky.social (reposting with alt text)
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It's not my fault your nana's bad at karate
November 19, 2025 at 6:31 AM
It's not my fault your nana's bad at karate
rfk jr? oh you mean olivia nuzzi john
November 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
rfk jr? oh you mean olivia nuzzi john
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
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There already is a second Mt Mic tunnel. Use it.
November 18, 2025 at 6:27 AM
There already is a second Mt Mic tunnel. Use it.
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Wikipedia's "List of stories set in a future now in the past" is quite possibly my favourite Wikipedia list. It's a list of science fiction where the setting was futuristic when they were created but now is not, and gives their predictions en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
List of stories set in a future now in the past - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 18, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Wikipedia's "List of stories set in a future now in the past" is quite possibly my favourite Wikipedia list. It's a list of science fiction where the setting was futuristic when they were created but now is not, and gives their predictions en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
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"up to 10 minutes"
That's the maximum amount of time saved. Ten minutes.
How fucking WEAK are we that we cannot abide ten whole fucking minutes for the sake of the environment, road safety, etc etc?
Christ, this is a country of whiney piss babies
That's the maximum amount of time saved. Ten minutes.
How fucking WEAK are we that we cannot abide ten whole fucking minutes for the sake of the environment, road safety, etc etc?
Christ, this is a country of whiney piss babies
$4 BILLION to save 'up to 10 minutes' during peak traffic. Fucking hell - imagine what that $4B could do for housing, education, health, etc, in Aotearoa.
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
"up to 10 minutes"
That's the maximum amount of time saved. Ten minutes.
How fucking WEAK are we that we cannot abide ten whole fucking minutes for the sake of the environment, road safety, etc etc?
Christ, this is a country of whiney piss babies
That's the maximum amount of time saved. Ten minutes.
How fucking WEAK are we that we cannot abide ten whole fucking minutes for the sake of the environment, road safety, etc etc?
Christ, this is a country of whiney piss babies
sure wish bsky wouldn’t freeze every time I try to watch a video but I guess I’m some kind of weird freak power user
November 17, 2025 at 9:57 AM
sure wish bsky wouldn’t freeze every time I try to watch a video but I guess I’m some kind of weird freak power user
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“Helsinki hasn’t registered a single traffic-related fatality in the past year…Citing data that shows the risk of pedestrian fatality is cut in half by reducing a car’s speed from 40 to 30km/hr, city officials imposed the lower limit in most of Helsinki’s residential areas & city center in 2021.”
Helsinki just went a full year without a single traffic death
The capital city is Finnish’ed with car-related fatalities.
www.politico.eu
November 17, 2025 at 6:31 AM
“Helsinki hasn’t registered a single traffic-related fatality in the past year…Citing data that shows the risk of pedestrian fatality is cut in half by reducing a car’s speed from 40 to 30km/hr, city officials imposed the lower limit in most of Helsinki’s residential areas & city center in 2021.”
“Your stillsuit is fitted desert fashion. Who told you how to do that?”
Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 AM
“Your stillsuit is fitted desert fashion. Who told you how to do that?”
the all blacks are playing a packed stadium at twickenham and the england fans have decided to sing over the haka. I can’t imagine a more/less appropriate song choice than “swing low, sweet chariot”, a song sung by enslaved people in british colonies for generations
November 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
the all blacks are playing a packed stadium at twickenham and the england fans have decided to sing over the haka. I can’t imagine a more/less appropriate song choice than “swing low, sweet chariot”, a song sung by enslaved people in british colonies for generations
yeah but I’m too bashful to say anything to them
we all have that one sneezy homie
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 AM
yeah but I’m too bashful to say anything to them
Watching Frankenstein and I’m OBSESSED with how much LIGHT is in this film.
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Watching Frankenstein and I’m OBSESSED with how much LIGHT is in this film.
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
if I was the greatest country in the world I would simply not stop functioning for three months out of every twelve. sorry but I’m built different
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
if I was the greatest country in the world I would simply not stop functioning for three months out of every twelve. sorry but I’m built different
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Everyone, please stop putting me on “sexiest penis” lists. Enough already.
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Everyone, please stop putting me on “sexiest penis” lists. Enough already.
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In February, @subpop.bsky.social came to me with an idea that I found hard to resist: @clppng.bsky.social wanted to play the Tiny Desk, like, ON the actual desk... with MIDI-controlled robots striking coffee mugs and shaking paper clips.
It's finally here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0-k...
It's finally here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0-k...
clipping.: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 PM
In February, @subpop.bsky.social came to me with an idea that I found hard to resist: @clppng.bsky.social wanted to play the Tiny Desk, like, ON the actual desk... with MIDI-controlled robots striking coffee mugs and shaking paper clips.
It's finally here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0-k...
It's finally here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0-k...
a cosmonaut is an astronaut made with vodka
a juggernaut is an astronaut with jugs
November 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
a cosmonaut is an astronaut made with vodka
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
missed a bunch of excitement apparently: was walking home just now and there are a bunch of cops swarming a burned-out nz post van a few metres from my house. strong smell of gunpowder and lots of dead fireworks. I wonder what happened 🤔
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 AM
missed a bunch of excitement apparently: was walking home just now and there are a bunch of cops swarming a burned-out nz post van a few metres from my house. strong smell of gunpowder and lots of dead fireworks. I wonder what happened 🤔
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congrats to everyone for thinking this through before signing very big contracts to put it on every student’s device at the school or university you run
OVER A MILLION USERS
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
November 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
congrats to everyone for thinking this through before signing very big contracts to put it on every student’s device at the school or university you run
