babu fuck
@fauxpar.se
Clear eyes, full heart, can’t sleep.
Matt. Aotearoa. he/him 🏳️🌈
Matt. Aotearoa. he/him 🏳️🌈
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holy fuck it’s real
January 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
holy fuck it’s real
having eight nieces and nephews means you have to be able to play tennis, tag, frisbee, juggle, and answer questions all at once
January 11, 2026 at 6:54 AM
having eight nieces and nephews means you have to be able to play tennis, tag, frisbee, juggle, and answer questions all at once
running a double-blind experiment to see if listening to alternative rock increases brain activity. half of the test subjects will be listening to the cure, and the other half will be given placebo
January 10, 2026 at 10:26 AM
running a double-blind experiment to see if listening to alternative rock increases brain activity. half of the test subjects will be listening to the cure, and the other half will be given placebo
just thinking about the muffin man. imagine if the most well known things about you were your job (pretty normal) and your gender (irrelevant but okay) but the third most well known thing about you was your home address (fucked up).
January 10, 2026 at 8:27 AM
just thinking about the muffin man. imagine if the most well known things about you were your job (pretty normal) and your gender (irrelevant but okay) but the third most well known thing about you was your home address (fucked up).
I met a beautiful lady today and she’s going to come and live with me. her name is Kira and she has completely stolen my heart.
January 10, 2026 at 8:04 AM
I met a beautiful lady today and she’s going to come and live with me. her name is Kira and she has completely stolen my heart.
question for parents: are kids still working on the outdated model that police are there to catch bad guys?
January 9, 2026 at 7:35 PM
question for parents: are kids still working on the outdated model that police are there to catch bad guys?
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My favorite Dunedin airport sign.
January 8, 2026 at 2:55 AM
My favorite Dunedin airport sign.
“Christopher Luxon working from home as year gets underway” okay but do you not get the news at home chris
January 8, 2026 at 8:16 AM
“Christopher Luxon working from home as year gets underway” okay but do you not get the news at home chris
thinking about the time I saw a car with the license plate FAP247
January 5, 2026 at 8:22 PM
thinking about the time I saw a car with the license plate FAP247
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I was literally just in the middle of a sentence that started with enthusiasm and momentum and just said actually I don't want to say anymore words. And now I'm going to sleep.
January 5, 2026 at 7:33 AM
I was literally just in the middle of a sentence that started with enthusiasm and momentum and just said actually I don't want to say anymore words. And now I'm going to sleep.
I still haven’t found what I’m looking for, Bono. Please advise.
I still don't know why there's so many songs about rainbows, Kermit the Frog. Please advise.
I’m still learning to fly, Tom Petty. Please advise.
January 5, 2026 at 5:15 AM
I still haven’t found what I’m looking for, Bono. Please advise.
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“Leather pants?”
“Yup.”
“What’s somethin’ like that run?”
“Six fifty.”
“Six hundred and fifty dollars?”
“Yup.”
“They’re pants.”
“Yup.”
“You wear ’em.”
“Yup.”
“They don’t have like a TV in ‘em or nothin’?”
“Nope.”
“I am way too fuckin’ old.”
“Yup.”
“What’s somethin’ like that run?”
“Six fifty.”
“Six hundred and fifty dollars?”
“Yup.”
“They’re pants.”
“Yup.”
“You wear ’em.”
“Yup.”
“They don’t have like a TV in ‘em or nothin’?”
“Nope.”
“I am way too fuckin’ old.”
January 2, 2026 at 10:33 PM
“Leather pants?”
“Yup.”
“What’s somethin’ like that run?”
“Six fifty.”
“Six hundred and fifty dollars?”
“Yup.”
“They’re pants.”
“Yup.”
“You wear ’em.”
“Yup.”
“They don’t have like a TV in ‘em or nothin’?”
“Nope.”
“I am way too fuckin’ old.”
“Yup.”
“What’s somethin’ like that run?”
“Six fifty.”
“Six hundred and fifty dollars?”
“Yup.”
“They’re pants.”
“Yup.”
“You wear ’em.”
“Yup.”
“They don’t have like a TV in ‘em or nothin’?”
“Nope.”
“I am way too fuckin’ old.”
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Store grand opening! I'm selling Risograph prints of my trans rex art for $20, and slightly misaligned prints for $15. Half of each print's price will be donated a local LGBTQ+ org, and the $20 print comes with a free vinyl sticker.
💖 brinsonmarie.com
💖 brinsonmarie.com
January 2, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Store grand opening! I'm selling Risograph prints of my trans rex art for $20, and slightly misaligned prints for $15. Half of each print's price will be donated a local LGBTQ+ org, and the $20 print comes with a free vinyl sticker.
💖 brinsonmarie.com
💖 brinsonmarie.com
60% of the way through the decade, what are your fav movies?
2020: Beyond The Infinite Two Minutes
2021: In The Earth
2022: Everything Everywhere All At Once
2023: John Wick: Chapter 4
2024: Monkey Man
2025: Sinners
2020: Beyond The Infinite Two Minutes
2021: In The Earth
2022: Everything Everywhere All At Once
2023: John Wick: Chapter 4
2024: Monkey Man
2025: Sinners
60% of the way through the decade, what are your fav movies?
2020: Last And First Men
2021: The Matrix Resurrections
2022: The Fabelmans
2023: May December
2024: Sasquatch Sunset
2025: Weapons
2020: Last And First Men
2021: The Matrix Resurrections
2022: The Fabelmans
2023: May December
2024: Sasquatch Sunset
2025: Weapons
2020: trick question, not a real year, did not happen / Da 5 Bloods
2021: Evangelion 3.0 + 1.0 (sorry, very James pick)
2022: Everything Everywhere All At Once
2023: The Zone of Interest
2024: Challengers
2025: No Other Choice
2021: Evangelion 3.0 + 1.0 (sorry, very James pick)
2022: Everything Everywhere All At Once
2023: The Zone of Interest
2024: Challengers
2025: No Other Choice
January 2, 2026 at 9:51 AM
60% of the way through the decade, what are your fav movies?
2020: Beyond The Infinite Two Minutes
2021: In The Earth
2022: Everything Everywhere All At Once
2023: John Wick: Chapter 4
2024: Monkey Man
2025: Sinners
2020: Beyond The Infinite Two Minutes
2021: In The Earth
2022: Everything Everywhere All At Once
2023: John Wick: Chapter 4
2024: Monkey Man
2025: Sinners
if my phone is making me feel anxious and disrupting my sleep cycles, it’s because that’s how I find out Facts About The World
January 2, 2026 at 9:18 AM
if my phone is making me feel anxious and disrupting my sleep cycles, it’s because that’s how I find out Facts About The World
delighted to discover that Michael Biehn has joined Bill Paxton in the “actors killed by an Alien, a Predator, and a Terminator” club
January 1, 2026 at 10:58 PM
delighted to discover that Michael Biehn has joined Bill Paxton in the “actors killed by an Alien, a Predator, and a Terminator” club
I got “sloppy” (?!) but also noticed “zip line”: ITSYL fan running the account?
Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.
Let's. Go.
Let's. Go.
January 1, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I got “sloppy” (?!) but also noticed “zip line”: ITSYL fan running the account?
1980s adults: dungeons and dragons is against god
god: dw I got the perfect curse for this
2020s adults: no the 12th is no good for me, what about the 19th
god: dw I got the perfect curse for this
2020s adults: no the 12th is no good for me, what about the 19th
January 1, 2026 at 10:38 AM
1980s adults: dungeons and dragons is against god
god: dw I got the perfect curse for this
2020s adults: no the 12th is no good for me, what about the 19th
god: dw I got the perfect curse for this
2020s adults: no the 12th is no good for me, what about the 19th
wrote a small list of 2026 goals but phrased them in such a way that trying to do the thing and deciding it’s not going to work out still counts as “achieved”. e.g. “use a piece of gym equipment” is unambiguous in scope but leaves the door open for a new habit if the opportunity arises
January 1, 2026 at 10:08 AM
wrote a small list of 2026 goals but phrased them in such a way that trying to do the thing and deciding it’s not going to work out still counts as “achieved”. e.g. “use a piece of gym equipment” is unambiguous in scope but leaves the door open for a new habit if the opportunity arises
I’ve taken longer shits than this
National is straight up selling citizenships to foreigners again #nzpol
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Investor would only have to remain in New Zealand for 21 days under changes to so-called 'golden visa'
Forcing investors to "be somewhere they don't want to be" is a barrier to attracting people, the Immigration Minister says.
www.rnz.co.nz
January 1, 2026 at 9:59 AM
I’ve taken longer shits than this
I’ve only watched five movies all year?! but I did watch 174 in 2025
January 1, 2026 at 8:31 AM
I’ve only watched five movies all year?! but I did watch 174 in 2025
walking into 2026 like
a man is standing in a robotic suit with a ladder attached to his back
Alt: ripley in the power loader
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 7:29 AM
walking into 2026 like