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Not here for pointless arguments, and if you want that my method is block early and without regret.

Living the dream in the deep south Pacific. Probably lots of dog photos, beach and bush.

I swear, a lot.

I make a lot of typos.
Its well past time to ditch 5 eyes and tell the US to get fucked.
December 9, 2025 at 10:14 AM
A timeline of failure to grasp opportunity.
This will be replicated in many places, and makes it so clear why China has taken over global industrial production.
This poster crosses my path from time to time and it demonstrates a number of things - that long-term planning, informed by environmental factors (in a negative way, maybe), was something the railway could envisage.

You might ask who this ad' by a state railway was aimed at?

Probably the Treasury.
December 9, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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Years in the making, the 3rd Edition of Meteorology and Climate of the Southern Hemisphere is published on 18 December, available as an eBook and in physical format. Thanks to Andréa Taschetto, Thando Ndarana & Tercio Ambrizzi for making it happen! Check out www.cambridge.org/core/books/m...
Meteorology and Climate of the Southern Hemisphere
Cambridge Core - Atmospheric Science and Meteorology - Meteorology and Climate of the Southern Hemisphere
www.cambridge.org
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Amazing. Got my first unsolicited email review of a paper from an AI company, also telling me what follow up work to do. So inexpensive to get even more insights! This is wonderful, and I am planning to budget for this in all future work, right below the priority to fund a space circus on the moon.
December 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
For love of God and sweet baby jebus, will somebody, anybody, in that room say "for fucks sake you lying senile shitgibbon, we have you saying it on fucking tape, so quit your 'fake news' bullshit and release the fucking video like you said you would"

Please, someone just call him out.
“I’d have no problem releasing the video”

“I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.”

5 days apart 😬

(From @therecount.com )
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Sean Duffy wants to you to sit next to this guy on your next flight
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
It is a big tree.
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I for one am claiming my "Trump Certified" IQ of about 185 because I can turm on my lawnmower.
Wait till he hears what I can do to my wife!
People who have personal cleaners see regular tasks like buying your own groceries or mowing the lawn as some complex mystery
December 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Our Board have a defined vision to achieve world cricketing domination by the year 2082. We will not overturn the global order in one single act, but do so incrementally. We can bide our time. Our ice melts fast, but cricketing glory can be attained patiently.
December 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I hate to think how painful the "I did my own research" crowd must be now that Google is basically a LLM designed to tell you what you want to hear.
December 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
🤣 such a needy loser
The funniest part is that it became clear that Ben Shapiro REALLY, REALLY, REALLY wanted to get nominated and spent a bunch of money on it only to not even get a nomination. www.status.news/p/ben-shapir...
December 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Who are they asking when they get pole results that show the current government staying in power?

What the fuck have they done that would make anyone want to vote for them?
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
And you know what? And this does prove my theory that printers are sentient and evil, because that bastard thing just printed out 20 odd pages of three different documents without a hitch because it KNEW I dont need them till tomorrow morning so I wasn't going to flip out when it didnt work.
Asshole
Wish me luck, I'm about to push print.
December 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Wish me luck, I'm about to push print.
December 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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If we are going to ban children from social media can we also ban the PM from TikTok?
December 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
So another piece of legislation that they didnt campaign on?
#BREAKING

Education Minister Erica Stanford confirms on the Duncan Garner podcast today the government will be following Australia’s lead and banning under 16yo’s from social media before the next election.

#nzpol
December 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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REMINDER: People need to get the fuck off X.
December 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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#nzpol Scientists monitoring our faultlines statistically predict that we have two separate overdue 8+MAG earthquakes. They'll hit within the next 50 yrs. Tsunamis are likely to result. Our hospitals, health sector, councils, govt, and emergency services are not ready or equipped to cope. Landlords🙄
NZ Govt biggest health cuts are from the emergency management team, going from 11 roles to just two, and from Mãori Public Health, which could drop from six staff ..to two. Another attack on Mãori
And -emergency management? #deaths will result. #privatisation of #health
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
Public Health Agency faces job cuts to emergency management, pandemic preparedness, Māori health
The staff cuts will see reductions to emergency management, pandemic preparedness and Māori health.
www.rnz.co.nz
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Just wait until we unleash our Iceball game style around the world. It was already too much for Latvia, Lithuania, and Ukraine in 2025.
December 7, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Im not going to read the article and am just going to assume that this is a personal request as an alternative to the guillotine.
I am willing to consider it, but he will need to make a good argument to convince me that he should be treated differently from the rest of the billionaires.
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.

“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.

This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:

www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:57 AM
"AoNZ 100% Pooer"
December 7, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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Dadvent calendar - photo of a dad and a piece of advice behind every tab
Ladvent - photos of nights out on the town in Rotherham
Cadvent - photos of Tinder swindlers
Sadvent - one tragic story per day
December 7, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Some fucking idiot (me) put the wrong sized blade on his circular saw. This is not noticeable, or problematic 99.9% of the time.

The 0.1% was the thing i was trying to do tonight and it took me a loooooonnngggg time to figure out what the fucking problem was.

Also, the hardware store is not close.
December 7, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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If you've ever been to a naturalization ceremony, you know they're filled with people whose palpable love of this country is twenty times stronger than the pinched "patriotism" of any native-born MAGA chud.

Just unspeakable assholery.
December 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM