“we want you to bring your whole self to work” sir i promise you you do not

I think your cat is trying to cure the hiccups?

in just ten short years

is an “é” 195 shocks followed by 169 shocks, or just 50089 shocks?

so true

the one time I’ve had to approach police because I felt unsafe, they just said “sucks man” and went back to monitoring drunks on courtenay place

no dogs with jobs

if paw patrol was worth anything, chase would be the most racist pos you’ve ever seen and the other dogs would want nothing to do with him. marshal would rub chase’s face in his own piss at least once an episode

kinky people making transed-up fuck art

I honestly can’t remember, I think it was in Wellington though

Luxon thinks anything that happens on the weekend doesn’t count because it’s outside of office hours

Half of the time the top search result takes me to reddit anyway?