Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭
@fauxtalian.bsky.social
Artist, pinniped, 31, she/her. Love some OFMD, NBC Hannibal, Star Wars, YOI, Spideypool and more. My fave stories are the ones about the gay old men finding love.🏴☠️💖🦭🏳️🌈🔞
Balloon day! >:3
July 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Balloon day! >:3
When my dog does this, I call it “weirdo mode” lol
July 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
When my dog does this, I call it “weirdo mode” lol
Happy to reveal my flashback frames for the @youonlyframetwice.bsky.social animatic. I was delighted to be given the opportunity to hit you guys in the feelings. #yoft #ofmd #ofmdart
June 29, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Happy to reveal my flashback frames for the @youonlyframetwice.bsky.social animatic. I was delighted to be given the opportunity to hit you guys in the feelings. #yoft #ofmd #ofmdart
For contrast, here is a tummy that is trustworthy
June 29, 2025 at 11:11 AM
For contrast, here is a tummy that is trustworthy
Hey everyone! The @youonlyframetwice.bsky.social is at 2pm TODAY EST!!!! Please experience it with us!!!!
June 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Hey everyone! The @youonlyframetwice.bsky.social is at 2pm TODAY EST!!!! Please experience it with us!!!!
QRP with your most popular art!
I guess this is my most popular art on here. This was a secret santa gift for @samikelsh.bsky.social 💖
I guess this is my most popular art on here. This was a secret santa gift for @samikelsh.bsky.social 💖
June 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
QRP with your most popular art!
I guess this is my most popular art on here. This was a secret santa gift for @samikelsh.bsky.social 💖
I guess this is my most popular art on here. This was a secret santa gift for @samikelsh.bsky.social 💖
This is who runs this account 💜
June 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This is who runs this account 💜
Here’s my frame!
June 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Here’s my frame!
My friend is commissioning me to make earrings of the dsm-5 books for her lol
June 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
My friend is commissioning me to make earrings of the dsm-5 books for her lol
I’m a foreground artist for @youonlyframetwice.bsky.social animatic project! I’m so proud to have been part of this labor of love. I’m so happy I got to contribute this very gay smooch to the project. Baby’s first animation! #ofmd #ofmdart
June 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I’m a foreground artist for @youonlyframetwice.bsky.social animatic project! I’m so proud to have been part of this labor of love. I’m so happy I got to contribute this very gay smooch to the project. Baby’s first animation! #ofmd #ofmdart
I did this for @lizzyleo.bsky.social post s2 trophy husband Ed fic :3
June 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I did this for @lizzyleo.bsky.social post s2 trophy husband Ed fic :3
I did ittttttt
May 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I did ittttttt
I’m gonna exclude Luna Lovegood for obvious reasons, but Idk how to feel about what these results say about me. They really clocked my vibe😭
May 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I’m gonna exclude Luna Lovegood for obvious reasons, but Idk how to feel about what these results say about me. They really clocked my vibe😭
I did. You chose all the best pictures 💜
May 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I did. You chose all the best pictures 💜
I’ve got my hands full with the animatic project. For #bottomstedeweek, please have this repost from the app that must not be named.
May 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I’ve got my hands full with the animatic project. For #bottomstedeweek, please have this repost from the app that must not be named.
One of my frames for the @youonlyframetwice.bsky.social project! We as a fandom don’t talk enough about frenchies incredible bone structure 💖
April 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
One of my frames for the @youonlyframetwice.bsky.social project! We as a fandom don’t talk enough about frenchies incredible bone structure 💖
I am now also available as an action figure! I literally drew this with my flipper, therefore there is no justification to using AI to create plagiarized images 💋 😘
April 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I am now also available as an action figure! I literally drew this with my flipper, therefore there is no justification to using AI to create plagiarized images 💋 😘
Ever since I found out about mer!stede having a heart shaped arrangement of scales on his ass, I couldn’t get this idea out of my head. Logic dictates human stede would also have a heart on his ass. #ofmd #gentlebeard #asstonight
April 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ever since I found out about mer!stede having a heart shaped arrangement of scales on his ass, I couldn’t get this idea out of my head. Logic dictates human stede would also have a heart on his ass. #ofmd #gentlebeard #asstonight
Might need to open up commissions to afford Duke’s doggie prescriptions. His meds have gone up so much in price, and I don’t have a spare $500 lying around 😭
March 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Might need to open up commissions to afford Duke’s doggie prescriptions. His meds have gone up so much in price, and I don’t have a spare $500 lying around 😭
Shedding season must be crazy for you guys. My little house predator doesn’t have an undercoat, really a wonder how he doesn’t get cold in the winter. The only thing he’s good at is hunting sticks.
March 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Shedding season must be crazy for you guys. My little house predator doesn’t have an undercoat, really a wonder how he doesn’t get cold in the winter. The only thing he’s good at is hunting sticks.
Yeah.
Are you familiar with Ammolite? It’s fossilized mother of pearl from ammonite shells. It’s most commonly found in Alberta Canada.
Are you familiar with Ammolite? It’s fossilized mother of pearl from ammonite shells. It’s most commonly found in Alberta Canada.
March 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Yeah.
Are you familiar with Ammolite? It’s fossilized mother of pearl from ammonite shells. It’s most commonly found in Alberta Canada.
Are you familiar with Ammolite? It’s fossilized mother of pearl from ammonite shells. It’s most commonly found in Alberta Canada.
No cheating, post the last photo of your pets!
Apparently this is comfortable for him.
Apparently this is comfortable for him.
March 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
No cheating, post the last photo of your pets!
Apparently this is comfortable for him.
Apparently this is comfortable for him.
Posting another oldie today! I did this one for the gentlebeard discord server secret Santa exchange! For Sami 💖
#ofmdart #ofmd #gentlebeard
#ofmdart #ofmd #gentlebeard
March 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Posting another oldie today! I did this one for the gentlebeard discord server secret Santa exchange! For Sami 💖
#ofmdart #ofmd #gentlebeard
#ofmdart #ofmd #gentlebeard