Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭
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Artist, pinniped, 31, she/her. Love some OFMD, NBC Hannibal, Star Wars, YOI, Spideypool and more. My fave stories are the ones about the gay old men finding love.🏴☠️💖🦭🏳️🌈🔞
Happy birthday !
August 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Happy birthday !
I need to try that
August 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I need to try that
Woah how did u make a couch?
August 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Woah how did u make a couch?
YEA EXACTLY! It’s the fucking principle of the thing now
July 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
YEA EXACTLY! It’s the fucking principle of the thing now
A likely threesome
July 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
A likely threesome
lol we get those here too. I saw a dolphin the other week though and that was really exciting
July 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
lol we get those here too. I saw a dolphin the other week though and that was really exciting
Meh. I’m still bitter that they picked this show over Our Flag Means Death
July 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Meh. I’m still bitter that they picked this show over Our Flag Means Death
The best part is no Jelly Fish
July 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The best part is no Jelly Fish
When the sack of onions doubles as your comfort object
July 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
When the sack of onions doubles as your comfort object
Omg happy birthday! 7/24 gang 😎
July 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Omg happy birthday! 7/24 gang 😎
“It’s a nonstop knock shop on that ship.” When telling Anne Bonny about life on the revenge.
July 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
“It’s a nonstop knock shop on that ship.” When telling Anne Bonny about life on the revenge.
Reposted by Swashbuckling Selkie 🍊 🦭
POUNDED BY THE REALIZATION THAT CHUCK TINGLES EROTIC WORKS ARE A SINGULAR PIECE OF ART THAT SKEWERS CONSERVATIVE FEARS OF MORAL DECAY BY REPURPOSING THEM AS THE PROMISE OF A SEX-POSITIVE UTOPIA
July 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
POUNDED BY THE REALIZATION THAT CHUCK TINGLES EROTIC WORKS ARE A SINGULAR PIECE OF ART THAT SKEWERS CONSERVATIVE FEARS OF MORAL DECAY BY REPURPOSING THEM AS THE PROMISE OF A SEX-POSITIVE UTOPIA
What an interesting bonnet also
July 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
What an interesting bonnet also
When my dog does this, I call it “weirdo mode” lol
July 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
When my dog does this, I call it “weirdo mode” lol