@fchou.bsky.social
software engineer turned small town country lawyer | chaotic neutral | slytherin house | twitter refugee
yo momma is so fat, she's not json serializable
September 4, 2024 at 1:03 PM
i just want to learn to be good for someone.
September 2, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Don't fuck with me right now; I'm in a mood.
August 28, 2024 at 2:26 AM
i won't give up, if you don't give up.
August 25, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Step 1 always is to express gratitude.
August 24, 2024 at 9:21 PM
I miss you
August 17, 2024 at 2:07 AM
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Today was my final day at a mental health program type thing I've been doing these past three months. When you leave, they give you a little charm that's supposed to represent your time there. I got the dove, meant to symbolize my push to find new perspectives and peace within myself.
August 16, 2024 at 7:14 PM
in case you forget

in case things get too busy and maybe you just need to hear it

you have someone who loves you
August 16, 2024 at 4:17 PM
i'm not always going to get it right. sometimes i'm going to let you down. never intentionally. but i'm only human.

i will promise you this, i will always try. for you.
August 16, 2024 at 4:16 PM
If you let me in, I can give you what you need.
August 11, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Whatever you do, please don't back me up into a corner.
August 7, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Proceed cautiously. Proceed carefully. But, in all cases, proceed.
July 24, 2024 at 2:54 PM
don’t worry about being likable
June 2, 2024 at 5:25 PM
i fucking love saying no
May 29, 2024 at 3:21 PM
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Great example of how supporters of conservative policy direct their money into electing and controlling Republicans, and supporters of liberal policy direct their money into charity and non-partisan NPIC stuff that is largely ineffective because their power is a fraction of the government's
May 28, 2024 at 4:28 PM
baby, this one’s for you
May 28, 2024 at 5:57 PM
client: i think what's more important than making sure the contract is correctly drafted is a track record of the vendor providing similar services to other similarly situated companies

you want to rely on the hearsay testimonial of other companies? cool. fyi. we also do commercial litigation.
May 22, 2024 at 6:30 PM
now we're "researching" whether xfinity provides service to my address. (hint: it does, there's a big flyer that they mailed to me saying they are offering promotions for new customers)
May 15, 2024 at 3:27 PM
The experience with these reps is as bad as the dial in automated phone system. And what's worse: These are human beings. Kill me.
May 15, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Me: Hi, I need service to my address

Xfinity rep: Okay. What's your account number?

Me: I'm a new customer.

Xfinity rep: Can you give me the phone number associated with your account?

Me: No, I don't have an account, I'm a new customer.
May 15, 2024 at 3:24 PM
does anybody have an experience with a utility with CSAT that's better than absolutely mind numbingly frustrating?
May 15, 2024 at 3:22 PM
"Investigating and writing about newsworthy events occurring around the globe is an expensive undertaking and enforcement of the copyright laws permits AP to earn the revenue that underwrites that work." AP v. Meltwater U.S. Holdings, Inc., 931 F. Supp. 2d 537, 553 (S.D.N.Y. 2013).
May 7, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Is how to love? Lil Wayne. The best love song of all time?
May 7, 2024 at 12:05 AM
windows 11 is such a pain in the ass
May 6, 2024 at 2:24 PM