⋆.˚✮ Iris ✮˚.⋆
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I wish I could wear latex gloves all the time
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I wish I could wear latex gloves all the time
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apparently the cure to my anguish was a 48 hour drug induced bender getting railed by two beautiful women
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
apparently the cure to my anguish was a 48 hour drug induced bender getting railed by two beautiful women
plans got canceled so I guess im drinking alone tonight lmao
November 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
plans got canceled so I guess im drinking alone tonight lmao
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this whole "don't die" thing is pretty exhausting some days
November 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
this whole "don't die" thing is pretty exhausting some days
photos of her jerking it to mush!
November 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
photos of her jerking it to mush!
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yoda_butthole_gape_FINAL.mkv
November 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
yoda_butthole_gape_FINAL.mkv
straight men are so weak, what's wrong honey? scared of some dick? find it yucky? let me guess, your grown ass doesn't like vegetables either? grow up
November 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
straight men are so weak, what's wrong honey? scared of some dick? find it yucky? let me guess, your grown ass doesn't like vegetables either? grow up
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mfs be like "wow the gorgeous city of Toronto!" and its a picture of the most depressing gray sludge ever
November 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
mfs be like "wow the gorgeous city of Toronto!" and its a picture of the most depressing gray sludge ever
resisting the urge to yell "NEED HEAD" to the music store employee when im looking for a bass amp
November 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
resisting the urge to yell "NEED HEAD" to the music store employee when im looking for a bass amp
micro naps on the job
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
micro naps on the job
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November 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
GOD I love being a lesbian
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
GOD I love being a lesbian
im working bar for this fuckass law firm and they have the most flaccid sounding band ever. like i dont know how they did it but they managed to make "keep on rocking in the free world" sound white washed. I know on a metaphysical level that makes zero sense but thats how it sounds.
November 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
im working bar for this fuckass law firm and they have the most flaccid sounding band ever. like i dont know how they did it but they managed to make "keep on rocking in the free world" sound white washed. I know on a metaphysical level that makes zero sense but thats how it sounds.
for legal reasons, my life is a joke
November 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
for legal reasons, my life is a joke
I hate freelance work, ive been waiting a week for pay that was "supposed to come my way in a day or two" but in reality I was supposed to receive it last month. ahahaha
November 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I hate freelance work, ive been waiting a week for pay that was "supposed to come my way in a day or two" but in reality I was supposed to receive it last month. ahahaha
if i was a YouTube my send off would be "and as always.... death to America!"
November 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
if i was a YouTube my send off would be "and as always.... death to America!"
I wanna play a korn cover set so bad, they cant play faget anymore but I sure can
November 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I wanna play a korn cover set so bad, they cant play faget anymore but I sure can
one day a customer is gonna permanently trigger the schizophrenic side of my family's genetics in my brain and I just think thats kinda funny. its gonna be like an archeologist accidentally unthawing and ancient uncontrollable disease while trying to fu- i mean study a mammoth
November 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
one day a customer is gonna permanently trigger the schizophrenic side of my family's genetics in my brain and I just think thats kinda funny. its gonna be like an archeologist accidentally unthawing and ancient uncontrollable disease while trying to fu- i mean study a mammoth
70s throwback!! remember the 70s? remember when music was goooooood?? omg 80s movies were such a vibe! I miss the 80s aesthetic. people were just way cooler in the 80s. remember the 90s? why were snacks just better in the 90s? 2000s ads just hit different. omg these pants are so 2000s
November 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
70s throwback!! remember the 70s? remember when music was goooooood?? omg 80s movies were such a vibe! I miss the 80s aesthetic. people were just way cooler in the 80s. remember the 90s? why were snacks just better in the 90s? 2000s ads just hit different. omg these pants are so 2000s
love how EHX pedals get real freaky with it and make sure every button click, every patch insert clap sounds relatively the same as the last pedal. what do you mean you have a signature turn on sound? dude thinks he's a game console intro
November 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
love how EHX pedals get real freaky with it and make sure every button click, every patch insert clap sounds relatively the same as the last pedal. what do you mean you have a signature turn on sound? dude thinks he's a game console intro
receding hairline baddies
November 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
receding hairline baddies
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