๑ﭥ felix's skeleton suspended in pink paraffin wax; eyeballs out
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MPLS; They/them; 36; OSDD
🐍Human-shaped
💙Living absurdist
🏮73 Shades of Vermilion Smiles
🗨 Future founder of The Blank Page
🐍Human-shaped
💙Living absurdist
🏮73 Shades of Vermilion Smiles
🗨 Future founder of The Blank Page
November 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
this reads like dennis reynolds having an out of body experience
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
this reads like dennis reynolds having an out of body experience
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Point #678 in my 18-hour-long script about how The Lighthouse (2019) is about a plural person going bananas like we all do, but *artfully*
DO YOU SEE THE MIRROR? THOMAS AND TOMMY ARE THE SAME PERSON
DO YOU SEE?!
DO YOU SEE THE MIRROR? THOMAS AND TOMMY ARE THE SAME PERSON
DO YOU SEE?!
November 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Point #678 in my 18-hour-long script about how The Lighthouse (2019) is about a plural person going bananas like we all do, but *artfully*
DO YOU SEE THE MIRROR? THOMAS AND TOMMY ARE THE SAME PERSON
DO YOU SEE?!
DO YOU SEE THE MIRROR? THOMAS AND TOMMY ARE THE SAME PERSON
DO YOU SEE?!
This fucking game has me like "you do not under any circumstances have to 'hand it to' Other M".
Is this what Gamer Anger feels like? 18 years. The wait between Prime 3 and Prime 4 could buy me a pack of smokes to deal with the disappointment it just delivered me.
Is this what Gamer Anger feels like? 18 years. The wait between Prime 3 and Prime 4 could buy me a pack of smokes to deal with the disappointment it just delivered me.
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This fucking game has me like "you do not under any circumstances have to 'hand it to' Other M".
Is this what Gamer Anger feels like? 18 years. The wait between Prime 3 and Prime 4 could buy me a pack of smokes to deal with the disappointment it just delivered me.
Is this what Gamer Anger feels like? 18 years. The wait between Prime 3 and Prime 4 could buy me a pack of smokes to deal with the disappointment it just delivered me.
what??? she's aging great for a muppet
November 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
what??? she's aging great for a muppet
"This is the motorcycle Metroid would drive"
Y'know what the series lauded for its tight platforming, granular world design and claustrophobic atmosphere needed? OPEN WORLD MOTORBIKE WOOO METROID: BREATH OF THE FART LET'S GOOOO DO A FLIP, METROID-MAN!!
Y'know what the series lauded for its tight platforming, granular world design and claustrophobic atmosphere needed? OPEN WORLD MOTORBIKE WOOO METROID: BREATH OF THE FART LET'S GOOOO DO A FLIP, METROID-MAN!!
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"This is the motorcycle Metroid would drive"
Y'know what the series lauded for its tight platforming, granular world design and claustrophobic atmosphere needed? OPEN WORLD MOTORBIKE WOOO METROID: BREATH OF THE FART LET'S GOOOO DO A FLIP, METROID-MAN!!
Y'know what the series lauded for its tight platforming, granular world design and claustrophobic atmosphere needed? OPEN WORLD MOTORBIKE WOOO METROID: BREATH OF THE FART LET'S GOOOO DO A FLIP, METROID-MAN!!
Anyways, the PR stunt largely worked and snuffed out any momentum his particular metoo situation had. On the bright side, that very same PR stunt has gifted us with this hilarious imagery of him being absolutely miserable with smiling people all around him, and that's a good thing.
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Anyways, the PR stunt largely worked and snuffed out any momentum his particular metoo situation had. On the bright side, that very same PR stunt has gifted us with this hilarious imagery of him being absolutely miserable with smiling people all around him, and that's a good thing.
Dick Cheney dies at 84 and the next day, Yoshiyuki Tomino turns 84. Humanity is healing.
November 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Dick Cheney dies at 84 and the next day, Yoshiyuki Tomino turns 84. Humanity is healing.
Am I having another episode or did Sr. Writer/Editor Kofi Outlaw himself need an editor to watch out for what I can only describe as a sudden amnesia attack
November 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Am I having another episode or did Sr. Writer/Editor Kofi Outlaw himself need an editor to watch out for what I can only describe as a sudden amnesia attack
inside the heart of the average One Piece fan, there are two wolves and they're both these two little Japanese kids
November 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
inside the heart of the average One Piece fan, there are two wolves and they're both these two little Japanese kids
October 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
October 31, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Absolutely incredible synergy in my feed today
October 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Absolutely incredible synergy in my feed today
The Pouvre
October 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The Pouvre
I thought this was going in a different direction before I scrolled all the way down
October 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I thought this was going in a different direction before I scrolled all the way down
she's about as close to a spirit animal as i can get right now
October 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
she's about as close to a spirit animal as i can get right now
this still is incredible. really gives internet popup ad circa 2001
October 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
this still is incredible. really gives internet popup ad circa 2001
October 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Pictured: Lindsey Halligan for the rest of that evening
October 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Pictured: Lindsey Halligan for the rest of that evening
Minor left-wing twitter celebrity
Major centrist bluesky pinata
Major centrist bluesky pinata
October 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Minor left-wing twitter celebrity
Major centrist bluesky pinata
Major centrist bluesky pinata
get that bish a filet mignon in blueberry sauce
bishes love filet mignon in blueberry sauce
bishes love filet mignon in blueberry sauce
October 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
get that bish a filet mignon in blueberry sauce
bishes love filet mignon in blueberry sauce
bishes love filet mignon in blueberry sauce
People on the left "hate on" the ACA because... they just don't have big medical bills? Are you for fucking real? I was literally too poor to even qualify for Romney Care.
What the absolute fuck is wrong with these "I got mine" types incapable of seeing past their own rancid dick.
What the absolute fuck is wrong with these "I got mine" types incapable of seeing past their own rancid dick.
October 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
People on the left "hate on" the ACA because... they just don't have big medical bills? Are you for fucking real? I was literally too poor to even qualify for Romney Care.
What the absolute fuck is wrong with these "I got mine" types incapable of seeing past their own rancid dick.
What the absolute fuck is wrong with these "I got mine" types incapable of seeing past their own rancid dick.
Posting tonight's dinner in response to this hoping it does a DBZ beam struggle with whatever leather Jorps is ...cooking? Heating? What do you even call that strategy
October 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Posting tonight's dinner in response to this hoping it does a DBZ beam struggle with whatever leather Jorps is ...cooking? Heating? What do you even call that strategy
i have it on good information that chubby pikachu never said the r-slur even in 1999
October 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
i have it on good information that chubby pikachu never said the r-slur even in 1999