๑ﭥ felix's skeleton suspended in pink paraffin wax; eyeballs out
banner
felixforrester.bsky.social
๑ﭥ felix's skeleton suspended in pink paraffin wax; eyeballs out
@felixforrester.bsky.social
MPLS; They/them; 36; OSDD

🐍Human-shaped
💙Living absurdist
🏮73 Shades of Vermilion Smiles
🗨 Future founder of The Blank Page
You shouldn't blame them at all, and shouldn't expect anything less than this reaction while posting shit like that here.
November 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"I wonder if there's beer on the sun" and more philosophical quandaries from Canada's greatest head of hair
November 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
everything i hear about threads sounds like it's like 'what if an entire social media platform was The Louvre of Bluesky-posting'

louvre-posting? i'm calling it louvre-posting
November 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
for libposting about protest voters? do you legitimately not understand why it's equal parts bad and stupid to blame the democrat's loss on them?
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
i voted for the evil cunt, you can aim your flaccid ire elsewhere
November 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
i love how kids-in-cages VANISHED from the public discourse for four years of Biden being The Most Progressive President In History
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
you love jerking off to the thought of suffering without engaging in the actual argument, without a hint of self-reflection

9/10 libshit, good job boyguy
November 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
the worst game in the series was literally the acronym MOM.

these people do not deserve to be stewards of the metroid ip.
a cartoon character with a green face and the words the baby on the bottom
Alt: terminal montage gif of samus from metroid saying 'THE BABY'
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
it is nov 2025 and people are still bringing up US protest votes like that breaches the top 10 reasons we're in this mess. hey bud if they were that important to sAvInG dEmoCraCy perhaps the dems shouldve been a bit more tAcTiCaL about who they were courting and why.
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
jen kirkman called him a 'cigarette in a scarf' and that has stuck with me
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Reposted by ๑ﭥ felix's skeleton suspended in pink paraffin wax; eyeballs out
i'm so conscious of the space i take up literally all the time and it's so exhausting
November 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I had to briefly explain her origin a few weeks ago on here for some reason, and the phrase "Sailor Socialism" gave several passers-by a stroke
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
this algebra still works for a nonbinary lesbian with a straight woman, as it turns out (it's me, I'm the worst)
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Reposted by ๑ﭥ felix's skeleton suspended in pink paraffin wax; eyeballs out
He died doing what he loved: killing people.
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM