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@felixforrester.bsky.social
MPLS; They/them; 36; OSDD

🐍Human-shaped
💙Living absurdist
🏮73 Shades of Vermilion Smiles
🗨 Future founder of The Blank Page
Pinned
a ball is just a solipsistic tube
oh so *that's* why he doesn't usually smile. it's not an inability to, but a camouflaging mechanism so as not to reveal... whatever the fuck *this* is
November 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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I can't calm my tits because that's where I store my whimsy
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
But how can he Game when he has so much great Posting to do literally every minute?
I'm not banging my head against the wall, but it's interrupting my weekend gaming
I’ve logged in a few of times since yesterday and I just have this mental image of you banging your head against the wall trying to explain a position to people who seem to willfully refuse to understand it.
November 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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There is a trend of video game narratives where women are prominent to be overly focused on motherhood and the 'natural' nurturing urges we're all supposed to harbor. It happens even when the woman in question wears power armor and blasts aliens with a giant arm cannon.
The entire fandom’s (and Retro Studios) initial assumption: “Oh she hunts down the baddest monsters in the galaxy and gets paid for it, right?”

Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”

www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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i'm so conscious of the space i take up literally all the time and it's so exhausting
November 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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a junkie with a billion dollars can’t get clean. narcissists are junkies for ego gratification, who become so averse to mental pain and anxiety that they lash out at the slightest unevenness in their life. a single twitter dunk ruins a week’s sleep—a child’s transition provokes genocidal retaliation
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Sharing is caring
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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He died doing what he loved: killing people.
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
a ball is just a solipsistic tube
November 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Skyrim modders really be naming the most beautiful creations/tool/script ever some shit like "Penumbral Enclosure: New Immersive Sci-Fi Artifacts" just so the acronym is PENISFART or some shit
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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man Now I want more novel and mawel art stuff
just casual tailmaw derg who is just looking at you like "What are you doing" as you apprehensively touch his tail lol
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal

It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment.

2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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You’re all hiding something from me
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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‘Death remains my intimate shadow partner. It has been with me since birth, always hovering close by. I understand one day we will finally waltz together into the ether. I hope when that time comes, I die with the satisfaction of a life well-lived, unapologetic, joyful, & full of love.’
—Alice Wong
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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me when he says his favorite movie of all time is The Boondock Saints
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM