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Play Elite Beat Agents

Black and extremely autistic

I'm also on the dead bird app
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correctgaming.bsky.social
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Elite Beat Agents...
January 5, 2026 at 4:56 AM
fezsauce.bsky.social
oh yeah happy new year here too I guess
January 1, 2026 at 9:32 AM
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lovestar1799.bsky.social
It's September 21st... 🌧️

#art #fanart #meme #Nintendo #EliteBeatAgents
Sofie Hudson from Elite Beat Agents walking up to her apartment window saying "Ah shit, here we go again"
September 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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krazehkai.bsky.social
Sketch #commission
Thank you~!
December 1, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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dieselbrain.bsky.social
"THE BLOWJOB BROTHERS" starring Jushi Belushi and Daykroyd Aykroyd.
December 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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katbrush.art
tonight you will be visited by three spirits
the Elite Beat Divas from Elite Beat Agents
December 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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qiwipanini.bsky.social
pretty nurse lady from my 20 year old nintendo ds rhythm game 💉🤍
#qiwiart #elitebeatagents
A digital illustration featuring Cap White from Elite Beat Agents in several poses. In front is a full body view of her winking at the view posed with her oversized syringe. Behind this is a close-up of her back turned and her head turning back to look at the viewer with a sly smile. Above the other two poses inside a bubble is a chibi version of Cap White brandishing a roll of bandages with a devious expression.
December 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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jinglestan.bsky.social
AGENTS ARE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Illustration of the Elite Beat Agents
July 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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rooflemongerreal.bsky.social
June 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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wataridley.bsky.social
🪐VARIA SUIT🪐
May 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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kinofabino.bsky.social
Fighting games
June 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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alloyally.bsky.social
"elite beat agents for the nintendo ds is such a hopecore faithpilled game with indomitable human spirit vibes. it makes me go happy mode" i type in my metacritic review, mere moments before my door is busted down and im torn apart limb from limb like a nicely steamed crab
June 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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rooflemongerreal.bsky.social
May 31, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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caco-oscar.bsky.social
May 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
fezsauce.bsky.social
Congrats on getting promoted to the "Twitter News" bookmark folder Bluesky
April 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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boyks.neocities.org
Well now that we can upload 3 minutes of video...
March 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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jazzytyfighter.bsky.social
Elite Beat Agents.
March 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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liamrobertson.bsky.social
Back on my bullshit (playing the best DS game yet again)
February 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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chaossmith2.bsky.social
Elite Beat Agents but if it was a western anime released during the mid 2000's
#nintendo #elitebeatagents #characterdesign #art #digitalart
February 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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mcconnell.bsky.social
One thing that would make society better is if we prioritized Elite Beat Agents on the Nintendo DS
January 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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minataur.bsky.social
the awful thing about adoring games with esoteric hardware-specific control schemes is that they’ll likely never ever be ported or remade, meaning you’ve got to keep the original hardware around and functioning just to play them.

on a related note, i’ve been replaying Elite Beat Agents lately.
the Mona Lisa running away from a stampede of angry bulls. her arms are out Naruto-style, and a large speech bubble in front of her simply says “BULLS.”
February 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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rooflemongerreal.bsky.social
January 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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pausebreakreviews.com
elite beat agents 2: they have sex this time
nintendeal.com Nintendeal @nintendeal.com · Jan 13
Share your most unrealistic expectations for the Nintendo Switch 2 reveal
January 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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sonic9jct.jctholmes.com
man.... Elite Beat Agents/Ouendan might be the funniest games Nintendo ever published
a young football player equates his girlfriend with a goalpost
December 31, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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nateming.bsky.social
one more: near the end of Elite Beat Agents, the aliens win, overwhelming the agents and turning them to stone

but through the combined faith of every person they've helped--babysitters and starcrossed lovers and even a daughter who missed her dad on Christmas--THEY COME BACK SWINGING AND IT ROCKS
screenshot from Elite Beat Agents, of the agents ready to rock out to Jumpin' Jack Flash in the final stage
December 19, 2024 at 11:58 PM