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My name’s Dave
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Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis
I would love to say smell ya later forever to Twitter but every time I try using this app for more than five minutes it becomes unusable, so fidgety and glitchy
January 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Guy who has only watched Dead Like Me, reading this anecdote: Gettin’ a lot of Dead Like Me vibes from this…
January 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Menswear guy workshopping his insults like
January 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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child abuse begets authoritarians, who then see the world as a place where abuse is not only justified but necessary. that's why they keep using physical child abuse as metaphor!
Mel Gibson: I’m glad Trump is here. It’s like daddy arrived and he’s taking his belt off
January 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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this is a trillion times harder than the trump picture everyone claimed was the hardest ever. free luigi
seems a bit dramatic
December 19, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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At first I was mad, then I remembered the NIH published a study suggesting media sensationalizing school shootings likely created a “contagion” effect of many, many copycat events. So
seems a bit dramatic
December 19, 2024 at 9:21 PM
I have no WiFi and I must post
December 17, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon
December 3, 2024 at 8:20 PM
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James Cameron: world record holder for submersible dives, Oscar winner, co-owner of N America’s largest vegan food processing plant, multiple patent owner, all his movies are love stories, and he really really hates cops.
November 23, 2024 at 3:18 PM
get to know your mutuals! list 10 things you like (in no particular order):

1. Singing
2. Cats+dogs
3. Crossword puzzles
4. Sports card collecting
5. TTRPGs
6. Comic books
7. Laughing
8. LEGO
9. Caramel
10. NBC sitcoms, 2005-2015
get to know your mutuals! list 10 things you like (in no particular order):

1. Animals, especially weirdies like capybaras, shoebills, and pangolins
2. Video games
3. Horror movies
4. Sleeping
5. Cross stitch
6. Jigsaw puzzles
7. Musicals
8. Swear words
9. Big cozy onesie pajamas
10. Singing
get to know your mutuals! list 10 things you like (in no particular order):

1. Bugs/creatures 🐌
2. Snowy weather
3. Horror movies
4. Stardew Valley
5. Baking bread
6. Half finished arts and crafts
7. Reading smut 🤓
8. All variations of Pride and prejudice
9. Coffee ☕️
10. Thrifting
November 22, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Practicing self-care (driving around at night listening to Christmas music) so I can hurt myself later (smoke pot, eat Wendy’s)
November 22, 2024 at 4:12 AM
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I don’t want to watch that show, grandpa
November 4, 2023 at 4:16 AM
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It's all tied together and don't let them trick you into thinking it's for safety
November 21, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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Trying out a sex toy you don't understand yet
August 4, 2023 at 5:02 AM
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the simple truth conservatives always ignore
November 20, 2024 at 3:09 AM
This motherfucker did not just say that. Tell me he did not just say that
John Bolton: "It's not entirely clear what Trump is going to do with this Department of Government Efficiency. If we can save a couple hundred billion dollars, I'd be delighted — we can spend it on the defense budget, which desperately needs an increase."
November 20, 2024 at 8:30 AM
post you from a different era
November 20, 2024 at 3:09 AM
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No seriously i need food

$phoenixcalida
November 20, 2024 at 2:34 AM
It’s wild how French’s knows exactly my type
November 20, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Without downloading any pics where are you mentally?
November 19, 2024 at 2:26 AM
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Just a reminder to block or mute these people, they are only coming over here to try and instigate things and ruin this website too, so if we literally do not engage with them at all, they don't have a leg to stand on
November 18, 2024 at 7:59 PM
“Is my fit hard?” bro you’re making it hard to fit in
November 18, 2024 at 10:48 AM
if you see this post, do it!

pronouns: he/him/his
height: 5’10”
shoe size: 12
smoke: no
tattoos: no
piercings: no
fav drink: water

(I’m boring as heck)
November 16, 2024 at 8:34 AM
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Most people don’t know that slavery still exists. Amendment 13 abolishes slavery except where imprisoned. There should be no exceptions to abolish slavery.
November 12, 2024 at 12:35 AM