The One Who Cums
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Don't cry because its over,☝️ cry because it happened
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Don't cry because its over,☝️ cry because it happened
Imma be really real with yall, all my creative energy was going into getting laid
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Imma be really real with yall, all my creative energy was going into getting laid
Hope is like a tall woman with violent tendencies, I need her if I'm going to survive
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Hope is like a tall woman with violent tendencies, I need her if I'm going to survive
She suck me like a Delta P accident
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
She suck me like a Delta P accident
I wasn't born, I was incepted into your head like a shitty ad over a crackling payphone
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I wasn't born, I was incepted into your head like a shitty ad over a crackling payphone
Imagining a butt made out of many tiny buttons, and weeping in sorrow
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Imagining a butt made out of many tiny buttons, and weeping in sorrow
The cats are screaming, the air is full of weed smoke, and I am chugging monster until my eyes water. Its time to go to work
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The cats are screaming, the air is full of weed smoke, and I am chugging monster until my eyes water. Its time to go to work
Jerry: What's the deal with airline peanuts
Everyone in a 10 block radius: YOU FUCK WOMEN HALF YOUR AGE
Everyone in a 10 block radius: YOU FUCK WOMEN HALF YOUR AGE
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Jerry: What's the deal with airline peanuts
Everyone in a 10 block radius: YOU FUCK WOMEN HALF YOUR AGE
Everyone in a 10 block radius: YOU FUCK WOMEN HALF YOUR AGE
Im back. Sorry for the interruption regular posting will resume tomorrow
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Im back. Sorry for the interruption regular posting will resume tomorrow
Lobotomize me daddy
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Lobotomize me daddy
Rectum Ralph, is this anything?
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Rectum Ralph, is this anything?
Democratic party circa 2025
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Democratic party circa 2025
Deep fried image of this cat I know facing the wall
November 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Deep fried image of this cat I know facing the wall
Is it happening yet?
$NVDA - VIDIA FACES BIGGEST VALUE DROP SINCE DEEPSEEK SELLOFF Nvidia has lost about $440 billion in market value since Monday, its steepest three-day decline since January’s DeepSeek-driven selloff. The stock is down nearly 9% this week, though it remains up about 41% for the
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Is it happening yet?
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Fucking awful picks. Terrible. Fuck Judy Hopps.
Disney has released Judy Hopps’ 4 favorite films on the ‘Zootopia’ version of Letterboxd.
November 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Fucking awful picks. Terrible. Fuck Judy Hopps.
Saw something cool night
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Saw something cool night
I saw someone fart with their cheeks clamped shut, and it blew there legs clean off
November 4, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I saw someone fart with their cheeks clamped shut, and it blew there legs clean off
Just a reminder that if I make a post and you steal it, I don't care. I will never care.
November 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Just a reminder that if I make a post and you steal it, I don't care. I will never care.
Friend that wipes boogers on everything: hey bro, can I come over and chill by some surfaces?
November 2, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Friend that wipes boogers on everything: hey bro, can I come over and chill by some surfaces?
Friend that wipes boogers on everything: hey bro, can I come over and chill by some surfaces?
November 2, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Friend that wipes boogers on everything: hey bro, can I come over and chill by some surfaces?
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Absolutely massive, earth shattering news here
November 2, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Absolutely massive, earth shattering news here
Gooner getting a wet dream: awww wtf that was for the pony jar
November 2, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Gooner getting a wet dream: awww wtf that was for the pony jar
Loading candy into a t-shirt cannon and delivery candy by mortar
October 31, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Loading candy into a t-shirt cannon and delivery candy by mortar
I think one out of every 100 cans of monster should make you cum until you die
October 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I think one out of every 100 cans of monster should make you cum until you die