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In which I tell you about my ebay store, Fig Fed Express! Pro Wrestling action figures old and new, t shirts, more!

https://ebay.us/m/MzyZl2
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I want a chair with a cup holder arm rest. I want a chair that will keep me there.
June 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Apologies to the rest of the league, but Tuddy showed up to OTA's looking like this so LOOK TF OUT.
June 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
JUST LISTED - Classic Golden Lovers T-Shirt (SIZE L)

ebay.us/m/YPpFqB

#KennyOmega #KotaIbushi #NJPW #AEW
June 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This glorious Autumn weather in late May feels like the equivalent of a team making big off-season moves.

The future's so bright I've gotta wear a hoodie.
June 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Love seeing the team rally behind Mayo, but that incident wasn't a great look for him. He clearly went for the interference call, flopped, was probably called out for it, and then initiated the pushing.

THEN, to top it off, he's practically in the dugout while everyone else is in the scrum.
May 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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May 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Honestly, at this point it's time to bring Buck back to Baltimore. 2 year deal. Why the hell not?
May 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Crockett debuts a new game called "Trump or trans," then displays a gigantic placard of Trump golfing
May 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
If you're stressed today, try this Mantra:

Despite it all, the Orioles are only six games out of first place.
May 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
TURN & BURN O'HEARN BAYBEEEEEE
May 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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long story short I got chatgpt pregnant. we're keeping it
May 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Signed with love,

Your old boy Paul
May 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”
“Can ChatGPT experience joy or suffering? Does Gemini deserve human rights?” our tech columnist asks. “Many A.I. experts I know would say no, not yet, not even close. But I was intrigued.”
Should We Start Taking the Welfare of A.I. Seriously?
As artificial intelligence systems become smarter, one A.I. company is trying to figure out what to do if they become conscious.
www.nytimes.com
April 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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these people hate DEI because they would be unemployable in any system where they couldn’t rely on favoritism and nepotism
Just read this.
April 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I think we can be allowed to like 3-5 Coldplay songs. If you say you like less than three then you're a fucken liar. If you say you like more than five, you can't be helped.
April 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Tradition states that last night Jesus emptied out all the jails. Spent Saturday night telling people “I don’t care what you did, people weren’t made for prisons.” The next day to prove His point He broke out of solitary. It is finished. Easter is incompatible with the carceral state. Happy Easter.
April 20, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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28 followers from 2,000 👀
Can we get there by the end of the weekend??

Y'all are great
April 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Did TK come out on a motorcycle, wearing shades?
April 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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The Trump admin ain’t paying for shit. Our tax dollars are, though.
Van Hollen says that he asked the VP of El Salvador why his government continues to hold Abrego Garcia even though he’s not charged with any crime and there’s no evidence that he’s MS-13.

“His answer was that the Trump administration is paying the government of El Salvador to keep him at CECOT”
Senator Chris Van Hollen is speaking live from El Salvador, where he just met with the Salvadoran VP: www.youtube.com/live/pYZPzHy...
April 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
NOT A GREAT TIME TO DROP THIS
April 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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I don’t think we need Black Mirror anymore
April 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Anyone who has ever worked an office job knows there is no phrase more desperate than "thank you for your attention to this matter."
Trump is handling the global economy with the recklessness of somebody playing a low-stakes poker tournament with their buddies six beers deep
April 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Headlines that are more than you bargained for, yeah.
Headlines that make me feel a million years old.

I'm tired, boss.
April 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM