Wisconsin's Final Dad
@finaldad.bsky.social
Sole remaining father in all of Wisconsin
Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover.
He/him
Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover.
He/him
"It won't freeze" says the fool arguing with the engineer specialized in thermodynamics
January 19, 2026 at 7:45 AM
"It won't freeze" says the fool arguing with the engineer specialized in thermodynamics
Orange you glad that you don't work here?
January 19, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Orange you glad that you don't work here?
Made some friends at work yesterday
January 18, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Made some friends at work yesterday
How about French fried?
January 11, 2026 at 2:54 AM
How about French fried?
Don't need no mods for this one
January 5, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Don't need no mods for this one
If you listen close enough, you can hear the moment my ass gets wrecked
January 4, 2026 at 5:14 AM
If you listen close enough, you can hear the moment my ass gets wrecked
Tastes like essence of Tootsie chocolate lollipop
January 4, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Tastes like essence of Tootsie chocolate lollipop
Don't even get me started on the number of dicks he has!
December 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Don't even get me started on the number of dicks he has!
So people can see the madness
December 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
So people can see the madness
For the inevitable block
December 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
For the inevitable block
Today's work is to watch all this shit crawl by
December 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Today's work is to watch all this shit crawl by
80% of these steps were behind a snowblower or a snow shovel. Why in the fuck do I live so far north?
December 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
80% of these steps were behind a snowblower or a snow shovel. Why in the fuck do I live so far north?
Had to pull this stray out of the snow this morning
December 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Had to pull this stray out of the snow this morning
The ultimate game of booby trapping everything to a Looney Tunes level
December 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The ultimate game of booby trapping everything to a Looney Tunes level
She's got me visciously pinned. There's no hope
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
She's got me visciously pinned. There's no hope
Seems like they reinvented this machine
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Seems like they reinvented this machine
Going to have to hunt this shit down
December 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Going to have to hunt this shit down
You know I start working on that gravy early
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You know I start working on that gravy early
Going to have to say goodbye to my buddy of twelve years. He's been trying to hang on since August but he's vomiting everything he eats and I'm not putting a cat through chemo.
Here's some of my favorite photos of Chibi.
It's a cruel joke how many cats we outlive
Here's some of my favorite photos of Chibi.
It's a cruel joke how many cats we outlive
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Going to have to say goodbye to my buddy of twelve years. He's been trying to hang on since August but he's vomiting everything he eats and I'm not putting a cat through chemo.
Here's some of my favorite photos of Chibi.
It's a cruel joke how many cats we outlive
Here's some of my favorite photos of Chibi.
It's a cruel joke how many cats we outlive
Not bad for smoking a dresser drawer at 60 mph
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Not bad for smoking a dresser drawer at 60 mph
The best part is they don't even read the summary from where they grab the graph.
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The best part is they don't even read the summary from where they grab the graph.
Dude, you didn't even read the summary. You just grabbed a graph
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Dude, you didn't even read the summary. You just grabbed a graph
