Wisconsin's Final Dad
@finaldad.bsky.social
Sole remaining father in all of Wisconsin
Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover.
He/him
Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover.
He/him
Pinned
My wife: you get obsessed with things too easily
Me fresh off my first game of Elminator Boat Duel (1991):
Them's boat dueling words
Me fresh off my first game of Elminator Boat Duel (1991):
Them's boat dueling words
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
Time for the annual tradition of me leaving a single food item to somebody else, having it go to shit and then I have to last minute fix it. I'm good at cooking, but I would have murdered someone if I was a chef
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Time for the annual tradition of me leaving a single food item to somebody else, having it go to shit and then I have to last minute fix it. I'm good at cooking, but I would have murdered someone if I was a chef
You know I start working on that gravy early
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You know I start working on that gravy early
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Please annex Wisconsin and we can make this dream come true
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Please annex Wisconsin and we can make this dream come true
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Amazing. Absolutely fucking amazing.
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Amazing. Absolutely fucking amazing.
As a Wastewater Treatment Operator, it's wild to suggest that 0.7% of normal flow is a negligible amount. I've seen a slug load that's only .001% of our normal flow absolutely fuck up my plant for weeks.
This is why they say the DCs aren't "polluting" the water, they're "worsening" a pollution problem. But even this is silly. It looks like Amazon's wastewater is only around ~0.7% of the Port's total volume, so the concentrated water gets diluted into the other 99.3%. The impact is negligible.
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
As a Wastewater Treatment Operator, it's wild to suggest that 0.7% of normal flow is a negligible amount. I've seen a slug load that's only .001% of our normal flow absolutely fuck up my plant for weeks.
As the son of a mason and briefly an apprentice mason, lol
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
As the son of a mason and briefly an apprentice mason, lol
It should be noted Peter Thiel also thinks Greta Thunberg is the Antichrist. He's got the mental maturity of a freshman college republican with an interest in libertarianism
In newly leaked audio, Peter Thiel admits he urged JD Vance to ignore Pope Leo XIV on moral questions — including the ethical development of AI.
He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
It should be noted Peter Thiel also thinks Greta Thunberg is the Antichrist. He's got the mental maturity of a freshman college republican with an interest in libertarianism
Passing out for twelve hours would really hit the spot right now
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Passing out for twelve hours would really hit the spot right now
Dumb dork alert
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Dumb dork alert
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This came to me in a dream
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This came to me in a dream
Holy shit. His first name is "Offer"?
Offer Vince Shlomi said the assassination of Charlie Kirk inspired him to run for office.
‘ShamWow’ guy running for Texas House seat
Offer Vince Shlomi, commonly known as the “ShamWow guy” after his series of towel informercials, is running for a House seat in Texas with a pitch to “soak up the swamp,” according to primary…
www.kxan.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Holy shit. His first name is "Offer"?
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Wait, hold on a minute...
THERE we go.
THERE we go.
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Wait, hold on a minute...
THERE we go.
THERE we go.
Going to eat wings so spicy my brains melts out my nostrils
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Going to eat wings so spicy my brains melts out my nostrils
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A reminder this Thanksgiving about the time in a Gawker chat with Anthony Bourdain that I asked him "What was the best way to stick your dick in the mashed potatoes?" & he answered w "I like to come at the potatoes with the whole three piece unit at the same time. Kind of drop them in all together."
November 25, 2024 at 6:17 PM
A reminder this Thanksgiving about the time in a Gawker chat with Anthony Bourdain that I asked him "What was the best way to stick your dick in the mashed potatoes?" & he answered w "I like to come at the potatoes with the whole three piece unit at the same time. Kind of drop them in all together."
Can anyone find a single example of this? Guess the people I know just love capitalism too much to start a small business
Archetypal example is “capitalism ground me down so I quit my job and set up a small business so that I’m my own boss”. You didn’t dislike capitalism! You disliked authority!
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Can anyone find a single example of this? Guess the people I know just love capitalism too much to start a small business
I'm okay with women being suspicious and cautious around most men because I am too. Most men ARE trash
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I'm okay with women being suspicious and cautious around most men because I am too. Most men ARE trash
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Moist turkey is a sign of disease, my biologist wife told me.
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Moist turkey is a sign of disease, my biologist wife told me.
Going to have to say goodbye to my buddy of twelve years. He's been trying to hang on since August but he's vomiting everything he eats and I'm not putting a cat through chemo.
Here's some of my favorite photos of Chibi.
It's a cruel joke how many cats we outlive
Here's some of my favorite photos of Chibi.
It's a cruel joke how many cats we outlive
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Going to have to say goodbye to my buddy of twelve years. He's been trying to hang on since August but he's vomiting everything he eats and I'm not putting a cat through chemo.
Here's some of my favorite photos of Chibi.
It's a cruel joke how many cats we outlive
Here's some of my favorite photos of Chibi.
It's a cruel joke how many cats we outlive
Me after a trip to Kwik Trip:
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Me after a trip to Kwik Trip:
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*monster truck rally announcer* Souper Sunday Sunday Sun-day
November 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
*monster truck rally announcer* Souper Sunday Sunday Sun-day
I am raising my vassals. I am unfurling my banners. I am unleashing the hecking dogos of war
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I am raising my vassals. I am unfurling my banners. I am unleashing the hecking dogos of war