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Wisconsin's Final Dad
@finaldad.bsky.social
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Sole remaining father in all of Wisconsin

Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover.

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Wisconsin's Final Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · Jun 8
My wife: you get obsessed with things too easily

Me fresh off my first game of Elminator Boat Duel (1991):
Them's boat dueling words
finaldad.bsky.social
Good morning. Spent all night fighting The Nightman. Cut him in twain with a claymore. Time to rest before he rises again swearing vengeance
January 19, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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Now -20 windchill. What gets done gets done. Ain't risking my fingers for nobody
finaldad.bsky.social Wisconsin's Final Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 9h
Time to shovel off a truck scale with world's cheapest shovel in -15 degree with windchill because management is a dick and too cheap
January 19, 2026 at 10:41 AM
finaldad.bsky.social
Time to shovel off a truck scale with world's cheapest shovel in -15 degree with windchill because management is a dick and too cheap
January 19, 2026 at 8:41 AM
finaldad.bsky.social
"It won't freeze" says the fool arguing with the engineer specialized in thermodynamics
A frozen hose with an icicle hanging off the end over an aeration basin
January 19, 2026 at 7:45 AM
finaldad.bsky.social
Orange you glad that you don't work here?
A long hallway with yellowish tile flooring and dark orange wall tiles
January 19, 2026 at 1:56 AM
finaldad.bsky.social
I've worked 48 hours without a day off and I still have another 32 hours to work before I do. My schedule sucks ass! I'm swinging between 1st then 3rd then 1st again. I'm so flippin' tired
January 19, 2026 at 1:37 AM
finaldad.bsky.social
Me everytime I have to work my real job:
stefanthinks.bsky.social stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 7d
i picked the wrong time to not have generational wealth
January 19, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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thembo.bsky.social
Cartoon of a little girl labeled "The Five Guys Manager" huddled under a desk while Terminator robots loom nearby. They are labeled "Me", "Seven Beers", "2 red bulls", "my copy of their bathroom key"
January 18, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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shaunvids.bsky.social
americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys
January 18, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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punishedholden.bsky.social
Most people don’t realize how vast Greenland really is
Map of Greenland containing the maps of all other continents
January 18, 2026 at 6:03 PM
finaldad.bsky.social
Feels like weather reporting has become completely unglued. This week it predicted snow once this week and it snowed everyday. Last night it said the snow would stop within an hour while it snowed for eight hours straight...
January 18, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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loveandbarley.bsky.social
What are you going to do about it? Lose another election?
January 18, 2026 at 7:04 PM
finaldad.bsky.social
Made some friends at work yesterday
Two fawns staring at the camera looking anxious
January 18, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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I'm never going to recover from offering to make French onion soup and my wife saying, "Don't you dare serve me that peasant water"
January 18, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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lyse.bsky.social
For all the new people needing visual clarification
thefeloniousmonk.com Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · Nov 15
Posts vs Skeets
Tim Curry as the Butler in Clue Tim Curry in Rocky Horror Picture Show
January 17, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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shoegaze-dad.bsky.social
People like to bag on fad diets, but all of the 45 times I have lost weight, that's what I used
January 16, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
empathy is toxic, bro
3 panel comic Panel 1: Two characters are lying on a conveyor belt that is slowly feeding them into a meat grinder. A Pink Guy is closest to the grinder. He is duct taped and tied up. A Blue Guy in sun glasses is next to him. He is not tied up and there is a lever saying “Stop” above his head. Pink Guy yells, “HELP! PULL THE LEVER!” Blue Guy casually says “No can do, bro. Empathy is toxic” Panel 2: The Pink Guy is crushed by the grinder as the Blue Guy folds his arms across his chest and says “Caring is weakness, bro” Panel 3: The Blue Guy starts to get crushed by the grinder. His agonised last words are “What’s in it for me, bro?”
January 17, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Is "poog" a communist plot? Find this out and more on Vodka Saturday with Derek Shtovler on CBS
January 17, 2026 at 9:11 AM
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theemmabot.bsky.social
I identify as a treat
January 17, 2026 at 8:04 AM
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The kind of energy I'm bringing to my next onsite interview
WE DESPISE THE BOURGEOISIE (Remix)
YouTube video by MUDRAT - Topic
youtu.be
January 17, 2026 at 6:18 AM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Block instantly.
January 17, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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bluntzkrieg420.bsky.social
Holy shit ICE got the regional AFL endorsing a general strike 😲, never thought I'd see the day minneapolisunions.org/system/files...
January 16, 2026 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Contact: Stacie Balkaran — stacie@minneapolisunions.org / 971.291.9486 MINNEAPOLIS LABOR UNION DELEGATION AND LOCAL REGIONAL LABOR BODIES ENDORSE JANUARY 23: DAY OF TRUTH AND FREEDOM NO WORK, SCHOOL, OR SHOPPING MINNEAPOLIS – The Minneapolis Regional Labor Federation, AFL-CIO along with regional bodies throughout the state, including the Saint Paul Regional Labor Federation, the West Area Labor Council, the North East Area Labor Council and the East Central Labor Council, have joined in solidarity to endorse a powerful unified statewide action on January 23: Day of Truth and Freedom. The Minnesota labor movement is united against the violent ICE occupation of our beloved cities that has directly impacted union members, our workplaces and our families. Workers are essential for our communities to function. Since the ICE campaign of terror began, both immigrant and non-immigrant workers have feared for their safety when going to work, being at work, and coming home from work. Union members and our families are being illegally detained at alarming rates, with workplaces and schools facing increased challenges. Chelsie Glaubitz Gabiou, President of the Minneapolis Regional Labor Federation, AFL-CIO, shared why union federations are joining this call: “Working people, our schools and our communities are under attack. Union members are being detained commuting to and from work, tearing apart families. Parents are being forced to stay home, students held out of school, fearing for their lives, all while the employer class remains silent. Our labor federations are encouraging everyone to participate on January 23rd. It’s time for every single Minnesotan who loves this state and the notion of truth and freedom to raise their voices and deepen their solidarity for ● ICE must leave Minnesota now. ● The agent who killed Renee Good must be held legally accountable. ● No additional federal funding for ICE in the up…
January 16, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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turdlybuttface.bsky.social
"And none for Gavin Newsom, bye." - The news organizations counting electoral college votes if Newsom is in the general
A discolored glitching version of Gavin newsom's podcast's landscape thumbnail with Regina George's face over it and the text stop trying to make new some happen
January 16, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Two panel comic. Panel one: a coconut crab sits at a dinner table with a human nose on his plate. He says “aww, man. Amelia Earhart again?” Panel 2: a bigger coconut crab sits at the opposite end of the table, with the rest of the crab family surrounding him, fingers and ears on their plates. He says “you’ll eat it and like it, young man!”
January 16, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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zeet.bsky.social
January 16, 2026 at 5:35 PM