Konger Bong❓
@turdlybuttface.bsky.social
🐘 [email protected]
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Fuck ICE, ACAB, Free Palestine, Trans Rights are Human Rights
LFG: 🎲 PF2, DCC, OSR (willing to gm) 🎮 Minecraft, Factorio
DM for discord or steam
Hobbyist
Fuck ICE, ACAB, Free Palestine, Trans Rights are Human Rights
LFG: 🎲 PF2, DCC, OSR (willing to gm) 🎮 Minecraft, Factorio
DM for discord or steam
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What happened to that Bonger Kong fella? Oh well that's not me, I'm a Konger Bong, an entirely different person from an entirely different place with an entirely different orc doodle as a pfp. Anyways I'm looking for 12 hundred of my closest friends.
bank executive ass pm acting like a bank executive
Mark Carney did not join NATO allies in signing this joint statement reaffirming the sovereignty and territorial integrity of Denmark and Greenland:
Joint statement on Greenland signed by the leaders of 🇫🇷🇩🇪🇮🇹🇵🇱🇪🇸🇬🇧🇩🇰
"Greenland belongs to its people. It is for Denmark and Greenland, and them only, to decide on matters concerning Denmark and Greenland."
"Greenland belongs to its people. It is for Denmark and Greenland, and them only, to decide on matters concerning Denmark and Greenland."
January 7, 2026 at 4:20 AM
bank executive ass pm acting like a bank executive
Jacopo: "look the Château d'lf is firing off some canons, I bet someone escaped."
Edmond Dantès: "wow that's wild! any who, would you happen to know what year it is right now?"
Edmond Dantès: "wow that's wild! any who, would you happen to know what year it is right now?"
January 7, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Jacopo: "look the Château d'lf is firing off some canons, I bet someone escaped."
Edmond Dantès: "wow that's wild! any who, would you happen to know what year it is right now?"
Edmond Dantès: "wow that's wild! any who, would you happen to know what year it is right now?"
Portrait of my wife's grandmother.
January 7, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Portrait of my wife's grandmother.
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"racism is bad" biased
"Marco Rubio, we salute you!" Objective. Can't make this shit up.
"Marco Rubio, we salute you!" Objective. Can't make this shit up.
"Marco Rubio, we salute you!"
A real thing that was said by the CBS Evening News anchor tonight.
A real thing that was said by the CBS Evening News anchor tonight.
January 7, 2026 at 1:33 AM
"racism is bad" biased
"Marco Rubio, we salute you!" Objective. Can't make this shit up.
"Marco Rubio, we salute you!" Objective. Can't make this shit up.
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Israel just shot up a university in Palestine, wounding students.
Just thought you should know.
Just thought you should know.
January 7, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Israel just shot up a university in Palestine, wounding students.
Just thought you should know.
Just thought you should know.
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"don't call ICE the gestapo"
excuse me, i will double down & continue to call them the gestapo as we see more evidence of them being literal nazis
excuse me, i will double down & continue to call them the gestapo as we see more evidence of them being literal nazis
An off-duty ICE agent was just confronted in Minneapolis after people noticed a Nazi SS lightning bolt tattoo on his neck.
If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?
If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?
January 6, 2026 at 5:43 PM
"don't call ICE the gestapo"
excuse me, i will double down & continue to call them the gestapo as we see more evidence of them being literal nazis
excuse me, i will double down & continue to call them the gestapo as we see more evidence of them being literal nazis
SUMMER IS COMING!
January 6, 2026 at 11:46 PM
SUMMER IS COMING!
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When liberals say "normal people" they exclusively mean white cishet suburban males over 50.
Sweeping slogans like abolish police, actually make normal people fearful. There is a reason every first world society has organized police forces but now let's turn to how twitterites tik tokkers and the terminally online turned trans issues toxic. 2/
January 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
When liberals say "normal people" they exclusively mean white cishet suburban males over 50.
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Private Bigot has some feelings, I guess.
January 6, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Private Bigot has some feelings, I guess.
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Look, I know liberals hate learning, but I can share some resources if you’d like to understand fascism and how you are actively supporting it.
This book is free if you think you can handle reading above a 3rd grade level:
www.marxists.org/archive//dut...
This book is free if you think you can handle reading above a 3rd grade level:
www.marxists.org/archive//dut...
www.marxists.org
January 6, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Look, I know liberals hate learning, but I can share some resources if you’d like to understand fascism and how you are actively supporting it.
This book is free if you think you can handle reading above a 3rd grade level:
www.marxists.org/archive//dut...
This book is free if you think you can handle reading above a 3rd grade level:
www.marxists.org/archive//dut...
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it's just objectively funny that that was trump's big 'if we steal the ballots we can make them say trump' or whatever plan that just resulted in a bunch of jet ski dealers getting arrested
January 6, 2026 at 3:29 PM
it's just objectively funny that that was trump's big 'if we steal the ballots we can make them say trump' or whatever plan that just resulted in a bunch of jet ski dealers getting arrested
I like how trump is better at campaigning for the dnc than the dnc. Jefferies and schumer are going to go on msnbc and promise to never impeach trump even with a supermajority.
Trump: "You gotta win the midterms. Because if we don't win the midterms, they'll find a reason to impeach me. I'll get impeached."
January 6, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I like how trump is better at campaigning for the dnc than the dnc. Jefferies and schumer are going to go on msnbc and promise to never impeach trump even with a supermajority.
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"what do you expect democrats to do" idk start throwing punches? figure it out
January 6, 2026 at 6:04 PM
"what do you expect democrats to do" idk start throwing punches? figure it out
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Reposting an all-timer in celebration of January 6th.
January 6, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Reposting an all-timer in celebration of January 6th.
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We have no home, no income, no safety only this campaign keeps us alive. Every donation today is survival itself. Thank you to everyone who gives with humanity and lifts the weight of this request. Please donate or share now 🙏
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Help Mohammad and Lubna evacuate to safety!
Hi my loves! My name is Caroline, and I’ve created this fundraiser to help my dear friends Mohammad and Lubna, who are currently living in unthinkable conditions in Gaza.
chuffed.org
January 6, 2026 at 5:51 PM
We have no home, no income, no safety only this campaign keeps us alive. Every donation today is survival itself. Thank you to everyone who gives with humanity and lifts the weight of this request. Please donate or share now 🙏
chuffed.org/project/1520...
chuffed.org/project/1520...
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The only way to unfuck Star Wars is to cancel everything and don't start anything new for 5 years. Let the franchise go dormant. Let Lucasfilm be a studio, instead of the the star wars factory, let them make an original shitty family sitcom for ABC or a big budget ww2 film or anything but Star Slops
January 6, 2026 at 6:17 PM
The only way to unfuck Star Wars is to cancel everything and don't start anything new for 5 years. Let the franchise go dormant. Let Lucasfilm be a studio, instead of the the star wars factory, let them make an original shitty family sitcom for ABC or a big budget ww2 film or anything but Star Slops
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bluesky has taught me one huge life lesson. there’s 2 types of stupid. people like me (stupid by choice), and then there’s people (not naming names, but 🦋🌊) that see a highly filtered, over saturated image and think it’s a painting.
January 6, 2026 at 5:53 PM
bluesky has taught me one huge life lesson. there’s 2 types of stupid. people like me (stupid by choice), and then there’s people (not naming names, but 🦋🌊) that see a highly filtered, over saturated image and think it’s a painting.
The government only karen posts because it works.
January 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
The government only karen posts because it works.
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off topic but I always wanted to make this
February 21, 2024 at 6:01 PM
off topic but I always wanted to make this
Anne Applebaum name searches Douglas Tottle and blocks anyone who talks favorably about his work.
Applebaum is so weak. She randomly blocked my og account last summer because I posted about a book that disproves one of hers without mentioning her. She name searched the other writer.
January 6, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Anne Applebaum name searches Douglas Tottle and blocks anyone who talks favorably about his work.