Konger Bong❓
@turdlybuttface.bsky.social
🐘 [email protected]
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Fuck ICE, ACAB, Free Palestine, Trans Rights are Human Rights
LFG: 🎲 PF2, DCC, OSR (willing to gm) 🎮 Minecraft, Factorio
DM for discord or steam
Hobbyist
Fuck ICE, ACAB, Free Palestine, Trans Rights are Human Rights
LFG: 🎲 PF2, DCC, OSR (willing to gm) 🎮 Minecraft, Factorio
DM for discord or steam
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What happened to that Bonger Kong fella? Oh well that's not me, I'm a Konger Bong, an entirely different person from an entirely different place with an entirely different orc doodle as a pfp. Anyways I'm looking for 12 hundred of my closest friends.
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In honor of Scott:
January 2, 2026 at 3:48 PM
In honor of Scott:
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It's 2026.
Things Steve Herman probably don't know how to do:
* wipe his ass
* make a woman orgasm
* read
* Open a PDF
* follow an employer's social media use guidelines
(add more below)
Things Steve Herman probably don't know how to do:
* wipe his ass
* make a woman orgasm
* read
* Open a PDF
* follow an employer's social media use guidelines
(add more below)
It's 2026.
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
January 2, 2026 at 4:11 PM
It's 2026.
Things Steve Herman probably don't know how to do:
* wipe his ass
* make a woman orgasm
* read
* Open a PDF
* follow an employer's social media use guidelines
(add more below)
Things Steve Herman probably don't know how to do:
* wipe his ass
* make a woman orgasm
* read
* Open a PDF
* follow an employer's social media use guidelines
(add more below)
Arnav Mishra and Akash Sriram Instead of speaking to anyone at "Twitter" like journalists reposted a user prompt post from a chat bot, like shitposter looking for clout. Mishra and Sriram are complicit in the actions of Twitter.
Grok says safeguard lapses led to images of 'minors in minimal clothing' on X reut.rs/498SoUk
Grok says safeguard lapses led to images of 'minors in minimal clothing' on X
Elon Musk's xAI artificial intelligence chatbot Grok said on Friday lapses in safeguards had resulted in "images depicting minors in minimal clothing" on social media platform X and that improvements were being made to prevent this.
reut.rs
January 2, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Arnav Mishra and Akash Sriram Instead of speaking to anyone at "Twitter" like journalists reposted a user prompt post from a chat bot, like shitposter looking for clout. Mishra and Sriram are complicit in the actions of Twitter.
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No. Fuck this and fuck George W Bush. He invaded Iraq over lies and killed a million Iraqis, enacted tje Patriot Act, tortured prisoners, formed DHS(including ICE). Fuck his decorum, he's a terrible man who should have been dragged to the Hague.
January 2, 2026 at 12:15 AM
No. Fuck this and fuck George W Bush. He invaded Iraq over lies and killed a million Iraqis, enacted tje Patriot Act, tortured prisoners, formed DHS(including ICE). Fuck his decorum, he's a terrible man who should have been dragged to the Hague.
IU winning the rose bowl blows my mind.
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
IU winning the rose bowl blows my mind.
Got some corned beef in the smoker. It's got maybe 90 minutes left, and then (after a rest) it's gonna be Ruben o'clock.
January 1, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Got some corned beef in the smoker. It's got maybe 90 minutes left, and then (after a rest) it's gonna be Ruben o'clock.
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looking forward to the scolding we're all going to get for calling this guy a piece of shit after he dies
January 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
looking forward to the scolding we're all going to get for calling this guy a piece of shit after he dies
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Happy New Deer
January 1, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Happy New Deer
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netflix is testing a new thing where they detect if the stranger things finale made u experience an emotion and if it did they send brett gelman to ur house to collect ur sperm
January 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
netflix is testing a new thing where they detect if the stranger things finale made u experience an emotion and if it did they send brett gelman to ur house to collect ur sperm
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I won't vote for anyone who runs on less than abolishing ICE and jailing every single employee from the janitors up.
And I think liberals should stop taking the bait and ceding ground on immigration.
Immigration is good. Multiculturalism is good. Free trade is good. Stop being embarrassed to say so.
Immigration is good. Multiculturalism is good. Free trade is good. Stop being embarrassed to say so.
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I won't vote for anyone who runs on less than abolishing ICE and jailing every single employee from the janitors up.
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stranger things teens joining the blood war (1999)
January 1, 2026 at 4:39 PM
stranger things teens joining the blood war (1999)
wtf dawg, this looks worse than TNG.
January 1, 2026 at 4:15 PM
wtf dawg, this looks worse than TNG.
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January 1, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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Hating Clippy is exactly like hating women
January 1, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Hating Clippy is exactly like hating women
Oh so ai apologists aren't arguing in good faith. Didn't think they were. "love" how I can't report a list because the user who made it blocked me, great work bsky team
January 1, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Oh so ai apologists aren't arguing in good faith. Didn't think they were. "love" how I can't report a list because the user who made it blocked me, great work bsky team
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drink your hotdog water, sweetie
January 1, 2026 at 7:10 AM
drink your hotdog water, sweetie
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For a place called Silent Hill there sure is a lot of screaming.
January 1, 2026 at 6:21 AM
For a place called Silent Hill there sure is a lot of screaming.
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any discussion of city transit improvement online ever
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
any discussion of city transit improvement online ever