find a partner who loves you like chatgpt does

"Ok, one last time. These are small, but the ones out there are far away. Small... Far away..."

I recommend no fewer than 4 copies of any beloved book. A paperback for traveling and lending to friends, an eBook for reading with greasy snack fingers, an audio book so you know how the characters' names are actually pronounced, and a pristine hardcover to be buried with you like a pharaoh