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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 3d

I don't seriouspost that much anymore, mostly because I'm tired and more cynical about the efficacy of the effort, but I'll give it a try for old time's sake.

It has been de rigueur for many professional posters to insist on participating in American democratic processes as a remedy for discontent.

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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 4d

DENNIS REYNOLDS: so then I chime in with the "haven't you people ever heard of closing the GOD DAMN door? No?"

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it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and dignity

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 4d

Could you call them up to defend your people against ICE and the cops? There are no rules anymore, get creative and have FUN

Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 4d

I will not call up our National Guard to further Trump’s acts of aggression against our people.

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skelly @skellytonne.bsky.social · 5d

A menacing looking skeleton in a flowing black cloak with their arms behind their back, there is an army of skeleton minions behind them. Two swords are floating next to them, suspended by purple-colored magic. One skeleton minion whispers to the other, "oh my god. they're not even holding them, badassss!!!"

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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 6d

they are called pine trees because everyone wants them

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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 7d

the rabbits are finally back

all four pictures are of a little rabbit I was able to get pretty close to from the sidewalk

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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 7d

new virus infects your heart and uses your pulse to mine bitcoin

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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 7d

i think it's fucked up when a spider web is packed full of bugs but the spider clearly has abandoned the web. they should have to take it down before they leave. that's gotta be a violation of bug law

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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 7d

each day lightning from hell strikes me in my head, face, back and penis and it would kill a weaker man but satan is only slowing me down

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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 7d

if elected i vow to make nuremberg look like an episode of fuckin matlock

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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 7d

ugh why did they add Pizza Tower running to Silksong

Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 7d

In the future, every game will either have no ending or an uncountably large number of endings. games will experiment with things like having several middles or no beginnings

Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 7d

by the way here at FioFiorello LLC we believe in Great Ape Personhood

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 7d

Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 7d

Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91

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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 7d

The rapid corporate takeover of the FGC is destroying both the community and the games themselves. The only things left in the FGC will be the fighting and the greasy bloody money

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