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no! let him ride the bus!!!!!!!
September 14, 2024 at 3:19 AM
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September 12, 2024 at 1:33 PM
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The Masturbating Comedian Comeback tour. A masturbating comedian with a black shirt and a goatee jerks it in front of an audience and says "I still hate my daughters." The audience raucously cheers "he's a genius!!" "WOOOO" "He's still got it!"
September 7, 2024 at 2:14 PM
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A man says "I see you started wearing a chef's hat." The man in the chef's hat says "yeah, I'm working on a new bit called 'The Chef.' The first man asks "what's the chef's whole deal?" The Chef says "mainly, he's concident in a way I'm not." The Chef calls out to two passers-by and says "Hey! You guys feel good about yourselves." Both men answer "yes, chef." One of the passers-by says "man, I love the chef." The other says "yeah, he's always cookin'" The Chef shoots them some finger guns."
September 8, 2024 at 2:22 PM
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A man asks "why do you have the word 'satire' tattooed on your penis." The tattooed man says "oh you'll find out..." After sex, the first man says "wow. that was the worst sex I've ever had." The tattooed man gets pissed and says "uh... actually it was genius. C'mon, you KNEW it was satire."
September 9, 2024 at 2:24 PM
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New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/igor-p... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see my impassioned Dennis Miller-like rants about the "State of Liberalism" and "The Profound Wit and Wisdom of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys."
Little liver monster with wild staring eyes and no mouth. It has four legs but with awkward foot placement.
September 10, 2024 at 4:07 PM
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A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, distraught says "OH NO! That means..." We seek Jack Skellington from Night Before Christmas approaching a door that looks like the twin towers. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of nervous looking passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane he's on about to go into the first tower. He says "what's this?"
September 11, 2024 at 1:14 PM