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Grumpy Warbucks
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Came down to LA for dinner and a show with friends and maybe left with a new crush?! 🫠

What a time to be alive! 😂
December 14, 2025 at 7:58 AM
This edible is starting to hit.

Or I’m in the Matrix.

One or the other. Maybe both. 🤷🏽‍♂️ 😂
December 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Just had my best meal of 2025 and the best plantains I’ve had in my life!

10/10 - No notes 👌🏽
December 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Being “the bigger person” doesn’t require you to suffer in silence or extend grace to someone who doesn’t deserve it.
Maturing is realizing that…
December 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Morning commute…
December 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I really appreciate that my home girls know they can confide in me and reach out for support. But one thing I’ve learned this year is a lot of you 🥷 need a therapist and not a girlfriend.

The amount of emotional labor women have to do in dating is astonishing.
December 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Listen. I’m gonna go see it.

But I’m keeping expectations low.
First teaser trailer for the live-action 'Street Fighter' film 👊

In theaters October 16, 2026
December 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The love of my life to reveal themselves
December 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I’ll be spending less than half of the month of December in my home so figured there’s no point 🤷🏽‍♂️

I do have my holiday wreath on my front door tho
For the people who haven’t put their Christmas trees up yet, what’s been bothering you? What’s stressing you?
December 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
December 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Post you from a different era in your life.
December 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Being an emotional Sherpa for everyone around me
13. What is something you didn't realize was draining your energy until you stopped doing it?
December 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Taking an operations manager job vs. a teaching job out of college
10. What choice changed your life?
December 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If you can “huh” you can hear.
9. What idiom, phrase or proverb did you grow up hearing?
December 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
My AirPods
5. What is something you use frequently that you lose a lot?
December 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Wine - 😈
Beer - 😴
Bourbon - 😁
4. What type of drunk are you?
December 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Medium
3. How do you like your steak cooked?
December 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I think I set a new record for number of times I “tossed and turned” trying to sleep 🤦🏽‍♂️
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Anger. It’s heavy to carry and consumes too much emotional capacity.

Unless you do me grimy, I let most things go.
What emotion do you avoid the most, and why?
December 10, 2025 at 8:59 AM
A great live show, a great meal, and traveling
What makes you happiest in life outside of your loved ones?
December 10, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Concert tickets
What’s your one thing you’ll blow money on?

Me? WIGS
December 10, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Add it to my investment portfolio and adjust my early retirement timeline.
what would you guys do with a million dollars rn?
December 10, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Every year the holiday season is really hard for me. I know this. I try to mentally prepare for it. And yet, it still wrecks me.
December 10, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I can’t sleep 😣😣😣
December 10, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Zoom meetings
15. If humans had a battery percentage floating above their heads, what everyday activity would drain yours the fastest?
December 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM