✨ Kobayashi Maru ✨
@ilyvonn1.bsky.social
Mom
Flight Attendant
Ex Pastry Chef
I’m very nice but I’ll cuss you out too
https://www.bakedbyvonn.store
Flight Attendant
Ex Pastry Chef
I’m very nice but I’ll cuss you out too
https://www.bakedbyvonn.store
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✨ Kobayashi Maru ✨
@ilyvonn1.bsky.social
· Aug 29
The site is live! You can order as many cookies as your heart desires 🥰🫶🏾
If you use this link you’ll get free shipping on orders over $50
Stack with code: WELCOME10 and you’ll get 10% off orders over $35
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If you use this link you’ll get free shipping on orders over $50
Stack with code: WELCOME10 and you’ll get 10% off orders over $35
bakedbyvonn.etsy.com?coupon=BAKED...
bakedbyvonn.etsy.com
♥️The site is live. I know it’s late and I’ll repost in the morning but I’m so happy y’all can actually order stuff like y’all been asking:
MY GOD ON TODAY!
Dominique Morgan is fucking hilarious!
“A man can put both hands inside you and clap at the same time!”
WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT OMG😭😭😭😭
Dominique Morgan is fucking hilarious!
“A man can put both hands inside you and clap at the same time!”
WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT OMG😭😭😭😭
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
MY GOD ON TODAY!
Dominique Morgan is fucking hilarious!
“A man can put both hands inside you and clap at the same time!”
WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT OMG😭😭😭😭
Dominique Morgan is fucking hilarious!
“A man can put both hands inside you and clap at the same time!”
WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT OMG😭😭😭😭
I’m about to try to nap for another hour or two before I cook
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I’m about to try to nap for another hour or two before I cook
Somebody was logged into my Facebook and I don’t like that
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Somebody was logged into my Facebook and I don’t like that
I kinda wanna make cornbread now (sweet potato because I saw it on IG)
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I kinda wanna make cornbread now (sweet potato because I saw it on IG)
I’ve actually baked them too make sliders but that’s It
Has anyone ever baked the Hawaiian rolls per the instructions on the back of the package?
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I’ve actually baked them too make sliders but that’s It
LORRDDDDDDDD I GOT SOME THINGS I NEED TO SAAAAAAAAYYYYY
RELEASE EM
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
LORRDDDDDDDD I GOT SOME THINGS I NEED TO SAAAAAAAAYYYYY
I just be doing shit
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I just be doing shit
I feel like this is the solution to this current bullshit We are all dealing with. We’re all need to buy apartments buildings and build community with our friends while pooling our resources 🙂↕️
Me and my friends needs to just buy a neighborhood and live in it. I be missing them and wanting to see their faces. It’s something special about the old days where your tribe was all in the same community.
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I feel like this is the solution to this current bullshit We are all dealing with. We’re all need to buy apartments buildings and build community with our friends while pooling our resources 🙂↕️
Sir Davis is actually good y’all
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Sir Davis is actually good y’all
Parallel parking is an important skill!!!!
Lmao I hate it so much. I learned how to drive in the suburbs I never needed to parallel park
Parallel parking should be abolished
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Parallel parking is an important skill!!!!
A Scrub Mommy hate to see me coming
what's a thing you always buy because you think you're out then you get home and see you had it the whole time?
For me it's magic erasers.
there's a minimum of 6 boxes in the house rn 🥴
For me it's magic erasers.
there's a minimum of 6 boxes in the house rn 🥴
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
A Scrub Mommy hate to see me coming
This is so heartbreaking 🥺
Omg 🥺
I'm so devastated for her... I can't imagine the conflicting joy and grief.
Sending Tini and her family so much love 💞
I'm so devastated for her... I can't imagine the conflicting joy and grief.
Sending Tini and her family so much love 💞
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This is so heartbreaking 🥺
Reposted by ✨ Kobayashi Maru ✨
the funniest thing about the “ice agents are human beings with families” line is that there is no evidence to support the claim. oh they’re real people? what are their names? as far as I’m concerned they’re the T-1000 until proven otherwise
June 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
the funniest thing about the “ice agents are human beings with families” line is that there is no evidence to support the claim. oh they’re real people? what are their names? as far as I’m concerned they’re the T-1000 until proven otherwise
It’s cause our uniforms are cheap and thin now. We be cold! So we not gone turn the air up higher than WE can handle😭
Planes ain’t cold the way they used to be.. I remember folks bringing a shearling to keep warm. Now you can be in a bathing suit and be comfortable
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
It’s cause our uniforms are cheap and thin now. We be cold! So we not gone turn the air up higher than WE can handle😭
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
I’m sorry I can’t help it!!!
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I’m sorry I can’t help it!!!
Reposted by ✨ Kobayashi Maru ✨
10,000 sexual partners (allegedly), and likely doesn’t know what MyChart is.
Ray J Claims He Had Sex With 10,000 People, Throws Party to Celebrate
Read more: www.complex.com/music/a/alex...
Read more: www.complex.com/music/a/alex...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
10,000 sexual partners (allegedly), and likely doesn’t know what MyChart is.
I’m watching yall talmbout Gumbo and… I get it but I’m the exception and that’s just that! Not a debate lol.
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I’m watching yall talmbout Gumbo and… I get it but I’m the exception and that’s just that! Not a debate lol.
Yeah. Its the best way to ensure a good texture imo!
Yall do the fancy ass bechamel when you make mac n cheese?
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Yeah. Its the best way to ensure a good texture imo!
I’m not doing too much this year but it’s gone be enough 🙂↕️
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I’m not doing too much this year but it’s gone be enough 🙂↕️
Reposted by ✨ Kobayashi Maru ✨
Only good cybertruck is a ☠️ one
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Only good cybertruck is a ☠️ one
Me when I’m in love:
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Me when I’m in love:
Am I’m snatching it right on up from you!
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Am I’m snatching it right on up from you!