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still the liz lemon of drag.
clown of the year every year.
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VA 🚃 BK 🌈✨
clown of the year every year.
ceo of clown ii clown communications inc. llc.
VA 🚃 BK 🌈✨
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@fkasmnpls.bsky.social
· Apr 13
please do not reply to me asking for money bc i dont have it either girl.
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Chuck Schumer: do I want to fight for the people, or have the heiress to Walmart and the CEO of Delta politely laugh at my joke when I see them at the farmer's market at Martha's vineyard, even though I'll fuck up the punchline? Well, the choice is obvious
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Chuck Schumer: do I want to fight for the people, or have the heiress to Walmart and the CEO of Delta politely laugh at my joke when I see them at the farmer's market at Martha's vineyard, even though I'll fuck up the punchline? Well, the choice is obvious
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I wonder if sex wanna have me
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I wonder if sex wanna have me
oop
In the dark corner of a restaurant without someone’s fine daughter’s ear to whisper in as I write messages on her thigh.
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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She looking like “tf would I give it back???🤨”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
She looking like “tf would I give it back???🤨”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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True!😭😭😭
November 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
True!😭😭😭
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Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
a dream
I, too, want a dimly lit date night. With kissing. And dancing. And anticipation that feels like current running through my body.
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
a dream
omg season 2 of the vince staples show is out!!
November 9, 2025 at 12:12 PM
omg season 2 of the vince staples show is out!!
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FYI: Gutting SNAP benefits is outlined in Chapter 10 of Project 2025.
Remember, this is all by design.
ALL OF IT.
Remember, this is all by design.
ALL OF IT.
November 9, 2025 at 10:44 AM
FYI: Gutting SNAP benefits is outlined in Chapter 10 of Project 2025.
Remember, this is all by design.
ALL OF IT.
Remember, this is all by design.
ALL OF IT.
feeling anxious about work for the first time in years.
What y’all mad about this morning
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 PM
feeling anxious about work for the first time in years.
+1
Universe,
When the time is right, send me a fine ass man who ain’t scared to put that shit on!
When the time is right, send me a fine ass man who ain’t scared to put that shit on!
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
+1
i *do* want to start exploring upstate and stuff tho, but i need wheels. im abt to start looking at zipcar
November 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
i *do* want to start exploring upstate and stuff tho, but i need wheels. im abt to start looking at zipcar
hello!
I’m a nigga before I’m anything else.
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
hello!
i dont know anything abt california other than the fact that when i *did* go there and i went to the beach i was the loudest person there 🙄
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
i dont know anything abt california other than the fact that when i *did* go there and i went to the beach i was the loudest person there 🙄
oh?
I lived in Cali long enough to know that the only real difference between a Cali nigga and a NY nigga is the type of trees we got and the type of crimes we commit
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 AM
oh?
shout out to hampton fr
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
shout out to hampton fr
ALSO theres a history of segregation on beaches in virgina so my black ass will be on the boardwalk AND on them private beaches, simply to wear they ass out.
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 AM
ALSO theres a history of segregation on beaches in virgina so my black ass will be on the boardwalk AND on them private beaches, simply to wear they ass out.
calm down.
Jersey shore still look like concrete lowkey 😭
Jersey shore a 30 minute drive away. Beaches are accessible lol. Only Midwest niggas and Texas niggas are awe-inspired by beaches fr lol
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 AM
calm down.
lfmdodbddi this is hilarious bc my uncle would take us to the beach in the winter to take “cold pictures” (in jersey (!!!!) so it was like actually cold)
lmfaaaaooo im telling you i just come frm a family of niggas who love the beach.
lmfaaaaooo im telling you i just come frm a family of niggas who love the beach.
Do u know how useless a beach is in February? Then in the summer its just overcrowded and dirty. Its only fun for concrete jungle niggas 😭🤣
I really wanna understand why niggas in Cali hate the beach so much 😭 the weather sucks tho my first thanksgiving and Christmas out there it was 85 degrees. I shouldn’t be wearing shorts this time of year!
November 9, 2025 at 11:15 AM
lfmdodbddi this is hilarious bc my uncle would take us to the beach in the winter to take “cold pictures” (in jersey (!!!!) so it was like actually cold)
lmfaaaaooo im telling you i just come frm a family of niggas who love the beach.
lmfaaaaooo im telling you i just come frm a family of niggas who love the beach.
my mom is frm a beach town. so i grew up visiting a beach town all the time, i went to college in a beach town, i will retire in a beach town. im only in nyc as an interlude. ill be back at the beach soon!!
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 AM
my mom is frm a beach town. so i grew up visiting a beach town all the time, i went to college in a beach town, i will retire in a beach town. im only in nyc as an interlude. ill be back at the beach soon!!
omg not “i hate the sun, i hate the beach” 😭😭😭
California climate is overrated anyway. I hate the sun, I hate the beach, I hate that's it's 75° in November!
November 9, 2025 at 11:06 AM
omg not “i hate the sun, i hate the beach” 😭😭😭
as if i wasnt obsessed before
Odeal - In The Chair (ChopNotSlop Remix)
Original: https://soundcloud.com/iamodeal/sets/the-summer-that-saved-me
soundcloud.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:59 AM
as if i wasnt obsessed before
cleo soul & robert glasper
Do you have any songs or artists you listen to when you wanna soothe your nervous system?
November 9, 2025 at 10:55 AM
cleo soul & robert glasper
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Mamdani is going to implement Shanahan law. the Giants and Jets will be forced to run wide zone offenses heavy on play action and stop being dogshit at coaching and developing their QBs
Mamdani is going to implement sashimi law. Everything will be served sliced thin and raw, with pickled ginger and wasabi.
Mamdani is going to implement Shalamar law. He’s going to make it a night to remember
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shanahan law. the Giants and Jets will be forced to run wide zone offenses heavy on play action and stop being dogshit at coaching and developing their QBs
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Mamdani is going to implement sashimi law. Everything will be served sliced thin and raw, with pickled ginger and wasabi.
Mamdani is going to implement Shalamar law. He’s going to make it a night to remember
November 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Mamdani is going to implement sashimi law. Everything will be served sliced thin and raw, with pickled ginger and wasabi.