Craig Deeley
@craiguito.bsky.social
I do stand-up and post silly things. I also did a podcast https://www.podbean.com/pi/pbblog-zf537-286755
On school trips I used to eat my packed lunch as soon as I got on the bus. I should remember this when trying to be organised and buying my Christmas booze in November
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
On school trips I used to eat my packed lunch as soon as I got on the bus. I should remember this when trying to be organised and buying my Christmas booze in November
Sorry I commented, "your baby's so cute" on the photo of your home-made moussaka on Facebook
November 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Sorry I commented, "your baby's so cute" on the photo of your home-made moussaka on Facebook
Reposted by Craig Deeley
I asked ChatGPT what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
July 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I asked ChatGPT what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
Reposted by Craig Deeley
I'm just a boy standing in front of a boy standing in front of a girl standing in front of a man. I'm in a queue, basically
July 30, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I'm just a boy standing in front of a boy standing in front of a girl standing in front of a man. I'm in a queue, basically
Calm the fuck down, read-only documents
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Calm the fuck down, read-only documents
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
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this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time
We prefer the word 'vegetarians.' Rude.
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
We prefer the word 'vegetarians.' Rude.
A Facebook reel titled “My uncle taught me this” and it’s some guy hotwiring a car
November 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
A Facebook reel titled “My uncle taught me this” and it’s some guy hotwiring a car
Today, 5pm, Cambridge Rd Methodist Church, Moseley, we present our Victorian improvised Whodunnit. Still tix left www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Bir...
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Today, 5pm, Cambridge Rd Methodist Church, Moseley, we present our Victorian improvised Whodunnit. Still tix left www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Bir...
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Coffee and bacon smell better than they taste. Probably going to stop putting coffee on my bacon.
November 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Coffee and bacon smell better than they taste. Probably going to stop putting coffee on my bacon.
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According to CMDb (Cockney Movie Database), Terry Gilliam made Twelve Monkeys for £6000.
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 AM
According to CMDb (Cockney Movie Database), Terry Gilliam made Twelve Monkeys for £6000.
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They’re calling Megyn Kelly
“Megyn R. Kelly" now.
“Megyn R. Kelly" now.
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
They’re calling Megyn Kelly
“Megyn R. Kelly" now.
“Megyn R. Kelly" now.
“Run, Run, as fast as you can; you can’t catch me I’m the...”
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
“Run, Run, as fast as you can; you can’t catch me I’m the...”
Who called it a monastery and not monkey business
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Who called it a monastery and not monkey business
I’m eating for 2 now, according to the serving suggestion on the packet.
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I’m eating for 2 now, according to the serving suggestion on the packet.
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In the 1970s we didn't get a prize in each layer of pass-the-parcel like kids nowadays. We had to wait right until the end and then it was just a packet of cigarettes.
November 14, 2025 at 9:00 AM
In the 1970s we didn't get a prize in each layer of pass-the-parcel like kids nowadays. We had to wait right until the end and then it was just a packet of cigarettes.
How do you pronounce the word PRONUNCIATION?
a) 'pro-NUN-ciation'
or
b) 'Pro-NOUN-ciation.’ Like a psychopath
a) 'pro-NUN-ciation'
or
b) 'Pro-NOUN-ciation.’ Like a psychopath
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
How do you pronounce the word PRONUNCIATION?
a) 'pro-NUN-ciation'
or
b) 'Pro-NOUN-ciation.’ Like a psychopath
a) 'pro-NUN-ciation'
or
b) 'Pro-NOUN-ciation.’ Like a psychopath
Reposted by Craig Deeley
25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week.
www.thepoke.com/2025/11/12/2...
www.thepoke.com/2025/11/12/2...
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 AM
25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week.
www.thepoke.com/2025/11/12/2...
www.thepoke.com/2025/11/12/2...
What I lack in looks and physical prowess, I make up for in lack of personality
November 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
What I lack in looks and physical prowess, I make up for in lack of personality
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Mamdani is going to implement Shalamar law. He’s going to make it a night to remember
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shalamar law. He’s going to make it a night to remember
I admire people bringing books out written by ghost writers. Must take fucking ages on the ouija board one letter at a time
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I admire people bringing books out written by ghost writers. Must take fucking ages on the ouija board one letter at a time
Add the phrase 'No relation’ whenever you mention anyone’s name, just to see people's confused reactions
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Add the phrase 'No relation’ whenever you mention anyone’s name, just to see people's confused reactions